God damn Shaf, you start developing mind-reading powers? I thought of the exact same thing!Shafpocalypse Now wrote:Somewhere T200 just started laughing and he doesn't know why.
The couch thread
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I choose to kill people with kindness. Oh, I should also mention "kindness" is the name of my samurai sword.Jay wrote:BTW, warriors kill shit. The only things you kill are exercise science and the board short display at Target.
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The Gorilla Show has hit the motherfucking bigtime.
See where this link takes you:
http://wildgorillaman.crossfit.com/
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
See where this link takes you:
http://wildgorillaman.crossfit.com/
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Any substitution does the same thing.
One of the downsides of the Internet is that it allows like-minded people to form communities, and sometimes those communities are stupid.
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Grandpa's Spells wrote:Any substitution does the same thing.
Somebody else already burst my bubble. Oh poo.
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My eyes started bleeding. WHY??!!
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Just noticed on the CF board that David Wood has apparently earned the "Departed" moniker usually used for the folks who had their accounts deleted.
A real shame. He stopped moderating there some time ago, but if he's broken fully from the pack that's their loss. He was always one of the more balanced heads around there.
I seem to remember that he lurked here, so if you're reading this, Dave, I'd love to hear from you.
A real shame. He stopped moderating there some time ago, but if he's broken fully from the pack that's their loss. He was always one of the more balanced heads around there.
I seem to remember that he lurked here, so if you're reading this, Dave, I'd love to hear from you.
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David Wood, like many "departed," was a good and decent man.
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That's major-league attention-whoring right there. Only @fitters would find it necessary to attach a camera to someone to record that they're being recorded.
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Dudes that chick is haught! I don't know what she talking about but she is bodacious. I wonder if she gets baked?
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It's like I'm watching a bad reality show.
Aren't boobie cams suppose to point to the boobies?
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That ain't a boobie cam, that's a chest cam. There aren't any boobies in that movie.j-cubed wrote:It's like I'm watching a bad reality show.
Aren't boobie cams suppose to point to the boobies?

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Saw a local @fit chick at the track yesterday. She's went from lean and mean to full on andro. If she isn't on some kind of anabolic I'll kiss Shaf where he pees.
She's put on at least 10 to 15 pounds of muscle in the past 6 months to year and she's a bit puffy.
She's put on at least 10 to 15 pounds of muscle in the past 6 months to year and she's a bit puffy.
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aEd Zachary wrote:Saw a local @fit chick at the track yesterday. She's went from lean and mean to full on andro. If she isn't on some kind of anabolic I'll kiss Shaf where he pees.
She's put on at least 10 to 15 pounds of muscle in the past 6 months to year and she's a bit puffy.
Bully for her, but:

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Yeah I know. I didn't have my phone and I'm not comfortable posting pics off of her Facebook page.
Plus they are old pics.
Plus they are old pics.
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Yeah, let's see andro chick.Ed Zachary wrote:Saw a local @fit chick at the track yesterday. She's went from lean and mean to full on andro. If she isn't on some kind of anabolic I'll kiss Shaf where he pees.
She's put on at least 10 to 15 pounds of muscle in the past 6 months to year and she's a bit puffy.
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Then suggest to her that she friend me and if she does I'll ask her myself.Ed Zachary wrote:Yeah I know. I didn't have my phone and I'm not comfortable posting pics off of her Facebook page.
Plus they are old pics.
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I dont think this is an old pic....and I'm not ashamed of posting pics of Barky off her facebook page!Ed Zachary wrote:Yeah I know. I didn't have my phone and I'm not comfortable posting pics off of her Facebook page.
Plus they are old pics.

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I see why B-Boi stopped juicing. I would draw all my nourishment from those breasts too.

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Jesus Christ! It really is like staring into the sun.
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Strangely enough I find my eyes wandering south......wonder why?
You`ll toughen up.Unless you have a serious medical condition commonly refered to as
"being a pussy".
"being a pussy".
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Quick,what`s behind her right shoulder?????
You`ll toughen up.Unless you have a serious medical condition commonly refered to as
"being a pussy".
"being a pussy".
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Eyes + breastz= magic manna.Thud wrote:I see why B-Boi stopped juicing. I would draw all my nourishment from those breasts too.
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New Couch vid making the rounds. It's not nearly as funny as the chalkboard series, but there's still laugh-worthy shit being said.
http://media.crossfit.com/cf-video/Cros ... ce_PRE.mov
Gary is this the post-rehab Couch we can expect to see more of?
http://media.crossfit.com/cf-video/Cros ... ce_PRE.mov
Gary is this the post-rehab Couch we can expect to see more of?