The couch thread
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He alternates between asking the posters at APF Outlaws if he's too fat, and if he should hang up lifting, or advice on how to eat even more food.
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The sport of world records???? that cannot be an official Reebok slogan... no way are they that stupid to promote that shit
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Jay wrote:I once unsheathed an unloaded gun in the house in the presence of other people where the barrel may or may not have swept slightly past people by mistake....
After a smack in the face by my dad, that never happened again.
Good Father, that smack might have saved lives for all we know.
Of coarse some Fugly, trendy Lib Cunt on Facebook reads that, she will shit herself over the "Child abuse".
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STFU! as a fugly, trendy Lib Cack on Facebook I resent your comment.DARTH wrote:Jay wrote:I once unsheathed an unloaded gun in the house in the presence of other people where the barrel may or may not have swept slightly past people by mistake....
After a smack in the face by my dad, that never happened again.
Good Father, that smack might have saved lives for all we know.
Of coarse some Fugly, trendy Lib Cunt on Facebook reads that, she will shit herself over the "Child abuse".
Good Parenting is good parenting. Why u go all partisan and shit?
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It takes a special kind of person to chase obscure world records...


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Last year a mutual friend of Shafwhack and myself met Beef IRL at a Highland Games. He was completely unaware of Beef's Internet-Famous™ status, nor his legendary strength (More powerful than FOUR Connie Chungs!); he thought he was just another fat guy in a kilt.Shafpocalypse Now wrote:He alternates between asking the posters at APF Outlaws if he's too fat, and if he should hang up lifting, or advice on how to eat even more food.
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It's only official in PhotoShop.Jay wrote:The sport of world records???? that cannot be an official Reebok slogan... no way are they that stupid to promote that shit
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My guess is he's just doing his thing and spending less time talking about lifting online, like most strong folks.meatfish wrote:What happened to Beef? Is he still sulking? He had some good info on the P&B about overhead liftingprotobuilder wrote:
Ol' One-Eyed Ern would disagree with you, and I"m pretty sure he eats 2-3 crossfitters for breakfast each day.
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LOL at that faggot wearing knee high socks! For fucks sakesWhat a duck says wrote:On Drywall's FB:

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A few weeks back while the regionals were going all hot and heavy I saw this on the gaymes site
http://games.crossfit.com/video/front-r ... south-west
Front Range @bok sets a world record for team event 1, whatever the fuck that was. I guess we'll see a whole new slew of random world records for random fucking workouts, it doesn't get any stupider than this.
http://games.crossfit.com/video/front-r ... south-west
Front Range @bok sets a world record for team event 1, whatever the fuck that was. I guess we'll see a whole new slew of random world records for random fucking workouts, it doesn't get any stupider than this.
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It's not hard to set a world record in an event that was designed for one competition and may never be seen again.
But thinking about this, if they start to keep "world records", then the events will have to be repeated in "sanctioned" competitions. People would start training for specific events just to set a WR. The CF concept would implode. I think this is already done at something called the Olympics but with real sports.
But thinking about this, if they start to keep "world records", then the events will have to be repeated in "sanctioned" competitions. People would start training for specific events just to set a WR. The CF concept would implode. I think this is already done at something called the Olympics but with real sports.
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That gun thing is mind-boggling. I barely even like going to public shooting ranges, much less playing human skeet-launcher (I assume they're practicing tracking the medicine balls?).
If you're going to do dumb shit like that, get a fucking blue gun.
If you're going to do dumb shit like that, get a fucking blue gun.
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Just because you said this, I am now more certain than ever that it will most certainly get worse.Hymen Asshole wrote:...it doesn't get any stupider than this.
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I see Tony Little has taken to dying his hair blackHerv100 wrote:LOL at that faggot wearing knee high socks! For fucks sakesWhat a duck says wrote:On Drywall's FB:

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Indoor rowing has already established world records....why haven't any of the @Bok'ers gone on to break those records yet?
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Seen at SoCal Regionals...

http://www.thenakedxfitter.com/2012/05/ ... onals.html


More pics can be found here:"May I never boast except in the cross of the Lord Jesus Christ....unless I'm Rich Froning and really really good at exercising".
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It would be hard to break real world records!
You`ll toughen up.Unless you have a serious medical condition commonly refered to as
"being a pussy".
"being a pussy".
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You know, quack, you could've shown us the pictures of the girls...What a duck says wrote:Seen at SoCal Regionals...
More pics can be found here:
http://www.thenakedxfitter.com/2012/05/ ... onals.html
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Here ya go...tzg wrote:You know, quack, you could've shown us the pictures of the girls...

You're an ASS!syaigh wrote: The thought of eating that giant veiny monstrosity makes me want to barf.


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It isn't easy to hate on that.Crust Bucket wrote:Here ya go...tzg wrote:You know, quack, you could've shown us the pictures of the girls...
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But, the Internet would be 100k posts poorer if you actually lifted.protobuilder wrote:My guess is he's just doing his thing and spending less time talking about lifting online, like most strong folks.meatfish wrote:What happened to Beef? Is he still sulking? He had some good info on the P&B about overhead liftingprotobuilder wrote:
Ol' One-Eyed Ern would disagree with you, and I"m pretty sure he eats 2-3 crossfitters for breakfast each day.
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Terry forgets where he is sometimes. This is not Bruv World
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No, that place has standards.Shafpocalypse Now wrote:Terry forgets where he is sometimes. This is not Bruv World
WildGorillaMan wrote:Enthusiasm combined with no skill whatsoever can sometimes carry the day.