WTF is going on in LA?

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johno wrote:Dorner's truck had a broken axle. Unless this guy is very crafty*, this was a glitch in his plan (like the boat hijack gone bad). Even if he had prepped a Big Bear hide/cache, people would have noticed him, and will have reported to police. This is not the ghetto, he won't blend in. In the ghetto, $$$ will trump being Down with the Struggle.
From his grandiose Facebook the-world-revolves-around-me-and-my-grievances rant, he lives in his fantasy world; he doesn't live in the real world. Mr. Murphy will kick his ass. Again.
My guess is that he fucked up & is either dead or soon-to-be captured.



*Arguments against: 1) Navy, 2) Officer, 3) Flight/Intel Weinie, 4) Failure to hit any direct, relevant targets of his rage (What skill does it take to ambush a girl with boyfriend in a parking garage, or two random cops?), and 5) his history indicates he's a city boy, not a Country Boy. He won't survive.
Didn't know about the broken axle. Taken together with the boat fuck up and the failed hit in Riverside CA; his plan, if he has one, is shit.

Dorner will be most likely be found dead by a hiker or hunter over the next couple of months or maybe even years. Hopefully, he will die disemboweled, eaten by coyotes and to weak to fight back.
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You guys are morons.

Drove into the woods? Broken vehicle?

You know exactly where to find him.

In an abandoned mine shaft with a torch made from his burlap smock.

Send in the Nasty Guard and a bazooka.
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protobuilder wrote:You guys are morons.

Drove into the woods? Broken vehicle?

You know exactly where to find him.

In an abandoned mine shaft with a torch made from his burlap smock.

Send in the Nasty Guard and a bazooka.

What the fuck are you rambling on about Cockholster?
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Batboy2/75 wrote:
protobuilder wrote:You guys are morons.

Drove into the woods? Broken vehicle?

You know exactly where to find him.

In an abandoned mine shaft with a torch made from his burlap smock.

Send in the Nasty Guard and a bazooka.

What the fuck are you rambling on about Cockholster?
You're like a child who wanders into the middle of a movie...
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protobuilder wrote:
Batboy2/75 wrote:
protobuilder wrote:You guys are morons.

Drove into the woods? Broken vehicle?

You know exactly where to find him.

In an abandoned mine shaft with a torch made from his burlap smock.

Send in the Nasty Guard and a bazooka.

What the fuck are you rambling on about Cockholster?
You're like a child who wanders into the middle of a movie...
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Batboy2/75 wrote:
johno wrote:Dorner's truck had a broken axle. Unless this guy is very crafty*, this was a glitch in his plan (like the boat hijack gone bad). Even if he had prepped a Big Bear hide/cache, people would have noticed him, and will have reported to police. This is not the ghetto, he won't blend in. In the ghetto, $$$ will trump being Down with the Struggle.
From his grandiose Facebook the-world-revolves-around-me-and-my-grievances rant, he lives in his fantasy world; he doesn't live in the real world. Mr. Murphy will kick his ass. Again.
My guess is that he fucked up & is either dead or soon-to-be captured.



*Arguments against: 1) Navy, 2) Officer, 3) Flight/Intel Weinie, 4) Failure to hit any direct, relevant targets of his rage (What skill does it take to ambush a girl with boyfriend in a parking garage, or two random cops?), and 5) his history indicates he's a city boy, not a Country Boy. He won't survive.
Didn't know about the broken axle. Taken together with the boat fuck up and the failed hit in Riverside CA; his plan, if he has one, is shit.

Dorner will be most likely be found dead by a hiker or hunter over the next couple of months or maybe even years. Hopefully, he will die disemboweled, eaten by coyotes and to weak to fight back.
Wait, guy stocklpiles loads of weapons and starts shooting random people because of some mission that only he is aware of and you aren't his biggest fan?
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Terry B. wrote:
Batboy2/75 wrote:
johno wrote:Dorner's truck had a broken axle. Unless this guy is very crafty*, this was a glitch in his plan (like the boat hijack gone bad). Even if he had prepped a Big Bear hide/cache, people would have noticed him, and will have reported to police. This is not the ghetto, he won't blend in. In the ghetto, $$$ will trump being Down with the Struggle.
From his grandiose Facebook the-world-revolves-around-me-and-my-grievances rant, he lives in his fantasy world; he doesn't live in the real world. Mr. Murphy will kick his ass. Again.
My guess is that he fucked up & is either dead or soon-to-be captured.



*Arguments against: 1) Navy, 2) Officer, 3) Flight/Intel Weinie, 4) Failure to hit any direct, relevant targets of his rage (What skill does it take to ambush a girl with boyfriend in a parking garage, or two random cops?), and 5) his history indicates he's a city boy, not a Country Boy. He won't survive.
Didn't know about the broken axle. Taken together with the boat fuck up and the failed hit in Riverside CA; his plan, if he has one, is shit.

Dorner will be most likely be found dead by a hiker or hunter over the next couple of months or maybe even years. Hopefully, he will die disemboweled, eaten by coyotes and to weak to fight back.
Wait, guy stocklpiles loads of weapons and starts shooting random people because of some mission that only he is aware of and you aren't his biggest fan?
He's black.
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Did they catch LL Cool J yet?
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Fat Cat wrote:Did they catch LL Cool J yet?
The LAPD is working on it hard I'm sure, but come on now they had trouble keeping up with OJ.
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Fat Cat wrote:Did they catch LL Cool J yet?
=D> =D> =D>

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LL be cool tho, yo.

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LL just shot up two more cops in Big Bear. Ride Cool J, ride!

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Someone ventilate this worthless hotdog necked coon.


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We can only hope he takes down a few more pigs while going out in a blaze of glory.

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First LOL of this whole thing. Fox News brings Mark Furhman on for commentary.
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He does have long experience in railroading smokey.
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It won't take long.
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Mark Fuhrman = fine American

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One of the deputies has now died from his latest operation, so I can safely predict this brother is gonna git pasted...0.0% chance of survival.
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I hope they get some gasoline and Seahill the cabin he's in.

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Let the name Cahill be forever synonymous with violence against African Americans.
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Actually, the cabin is burning now. http://live.foxnews.com/#/1155606214001
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aint nobody watching the state of the union
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