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Dan Martin wrote:
big_t2100 wrote:
CultBuster wrote: With the Gaymes qualifiers in full swing sites are a treasure trove of great pics and stupid shit.

So true....I love the nips in this pic!!

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=D> =D> =D>
Of the three groups pictured, who is the biggest douche? The athletes, the judges of the spectators? Discuss.
It may not be fair to call the spectators douches. They might be there for the same reason I go to the zoo - idle curiosity and/or enjoying watching exotic life forms do peculiar and unusual things.
"I also think training like a Navy S.E.A.L. is stupid for the average person. I would say PT like an infantry unit, run, body weight stuff, hump a little, a little weights and enjoy life if you are not training for specifics." -tough old man

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As oppossed to another hipless wonder.
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WildGorillaMan wrote:And let me just add: Oh my, wit a thickness!

http://www.crossfit.com/cf-affiliates/cfsalempush_b.jpg
MOAR!
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protobuilder wrote:
WildGorillaMan wrote:And let me just add: Oh my, wit a thickness!

http://www.crossfit.com/cf-affiliates/cfsalempush_b.jpg
MOAR!
I scoured the Salem affiliate site and found nothing but sweaty fags. Let's just let sleeping dogs lie. She might be a butter face and there might be vids of her talking and shit. I'd rather just know the ass and not have to endure what she might have to say about @fit.

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Rant wrote:
protobuilder wrote:
WildGorillaMan wrote:And let me just add: Oh my, wit a thickness!

http://www.crossfit.com/cf-affiliates/cfsalempush_b.jpg
MOAR!
Let's just let sleeping dogs lie. She might be a butter face and there might be vids of her talking and shit. I'd rather just know the ass and not have to endure what she might have to say about @fit.
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Behold!
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I almost feel sorry for the spindly little faggot on the left - having to work out next to someone that is bigger and stronger than you.

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behold.
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Rant wrote:Behold!

And the Gorilla beheld it, and lo, he saw that it was good.
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WildGorillaMan wrote:Posted here simply because I know it's not going to last:
Cutting back on the skimpy attire is a bad business decision. Hard-bodied ladies who are Zoned, Toned, and Oxandraloned are what Crossfit is all about.

That exposure leads to more marketing exposure than money can buy, but making the cut for Androgen Friday is a great honor and takes hard work, self sacrifice, and no small amount of constructive exhibitionism.

Comment #18 - Posted by: WGM at March 9, 2010 9:25 AM
"Zoned, Toned, and Oxandraloned"

=D>

Gone, of course. Here's another one that's not long for publication.
I guess it depends on how early you want to introduce the term "attention whore" into a child's vocabulary.

Seriously, are there still people in the CF world that use the "intensity" excuse to undress? Football players practice in the sun in full pads and judo players train with double-weave heavyweight gis, yet Fran is so hardcore you have to do it half-naked?

If you want to everyone to look at you, fine. Just be honest about your intentions.
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Cleanse.
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This has to be a troll.
I fell over numerous times with the 45# bar landing dangerously near my head each time, on those 1-legged OHS's. I only drew blood three times.

I only needed 3 band-aids. This gives a new meaning to SURVIVING THROUGH a workout!

Thanks CrossFit!

Comment #132 - Posted by: BmreH at March 9, 2010 10:33 AM
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and while we're admiring functional asses....

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protobuilder wrote:This has to be a troll.
I fell over numerous times with the 45# bar landing dangerously near my head each time, on those 1-legged OHS's. I only drew blood three times.

I only needed 3 band-aids. This gives a new meaning to SURVIVING THROUGH a workout!

Thanks CrossFit!

Comment #132 - Posted by: BmreH at March 9, 2010 10:33 AM
Under normal circumstances, I'd agree with you. These days however, the line has blurred enough ....

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protobuilder wrote:and while we're admiring functional asses....

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Sorry but I'll need more convincing with this butter face.

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protobuilder wrote:and while we're admiring functional asses....

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Sorry, but this is obviously a specialist and an insect who spends too much time working on form and not enough time "ripping through" a chipper workout.

How many blocks is she on?

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Yes I Have Balls = Renee Lee.

Nicely played, ma'am.

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Shafpocalypse Now wrote:Yes I Have Balls = Renee Lee.

Nicely played, ma'am.

Nice call Shaf! =D>

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Shafpocalypse Now wrote:Yes I Have Balls = Renee Lee.

Nicely played, ma'am.
=D> =D>

The only thing Renee and I have in common is that we've both never touched another man's dick.


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Watered Down Standards in Cultfit Land!! OH NOES! I thought WOD times were accurate data points that the Swedes were using to compile a reverse osmosis double blind superstudy that would prove once and for all the TRUE efficacy of Cultfit??? what to do what to do....
I feel like its my duty to stand up for the gal in the video and her burpees/judge. Look folks, burpees have different standards in different places and i'm sure some judges are better/worse then others, but come ON! Jesus! She went from a standing postion to a prone postion back to a standing postion. She moved here body a complete range of motion. Ok maybe the jump wasn't 56756453 inches tall but look how fast she went and at least she did in fact jump.

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protobuilder wrote:Watered Down Standards in Cultfit Land!! OH NOES! I thought WOD times were accurate data points that the Swedes were using to compile a reverse osmosis double blind superstudy that would prove once and for all the TRUE efficacy of Cultfit??? what to do what to do....
I feel like its my duty to stand up for the gal in the video and her burpees/judge. Look folks, burpees have different standards in different places and i'm sure some judges are better/worse then others, but come ON! Jesus! She went from a standing postion to a prone postion back to a standing postion. She moved here body a complete range of motion. Ok maybe the jump wasn't 56756453 inches tall but look how fast she went and at least she did in fact jump.

Comment #47 - Posted by: chad at March 8, 2010 8:12 PM
Then of course Bingo feels the need to chime in. Of course he bases his information not on FIRST hand knowledgez, but information from CHILDREN:
I won't go over all of the standards because I didn't hear all of them, but our CF Kids guys talked about the burpee standard. You simply needed to stand straight up with your hands above your shoulders. Everyone who jumped and clapped may very well have exceeded the standard and done more work than was required. If my recollection or the CF Kids understanding of the standards is incorrect, I am sure that Bill or Caity or Doug will correct me, but this is what our guys understood.

You may criticize the standard, and you may feel that judging was inconsistent, but with regard to this particular event at this time in this venue, this competitor met the required standard. Now that you know, feel free to comment on the standard. Commenting critically on this particular judge or this particular athlete as above, now that you know, wouldn't seem to apply.
And was just as quickly put back in his place.
Bingo,

Your understanding of the standards is incorrect. Athletes were required to achieve a vertical body position, feet off the ground, and ears clearly visible in front of the upper arms at the top of the movement. At the bottom of the movement, the vest/chest was to be in contact with the ground. These were clearly stated in an e-mail from Doug that was sent to all athletes. Some judges upheld the standards, though many did not. A head judge actually walked by while I was performing this event and reminded my judge to make sure that I was clearly leaving the ground.

So, with regard to this particular event at this time at this particular venue, no, many of these burpees did not meet the standard. Now that you know what the standards were, I am curious to know what your thoughts are regarding the standard and this particular judge.
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Exercising.

It's serious business.
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Yes I Have Balls wrote:
protobuilder wrote:and while we're admiring functional asses....

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Sorry, but this is obviously a specialist and an insect who spends too much time working on form and not enough time "ripping through" a chipper workout.

How many blocks is she on?
Based on the weight moved, I'd say that's Aimee. Nothing wrong with her face at all!!!
The cool thing about training is that becoming more sexy is just a side effect........

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Really Big Strong Guy wrote: Based on the weight moved, I'd say that's Aimee. Nothing wrong with her face at all!!!
Evidence please.

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If you look carefully at the other womanly atributes you can tell its her. Calibrated eye, right here.

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