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I feel bad for the Crossfit Kids founders in the same way that I feel bad for the victims of a 419 scam.

And by feel bad, what I really mean is that I want to slap them and say "Why didn't you Google this before investing your life savings? If you had, you'd see than nothing good comes out of wiring money to West Africa or getting in bed with Gregg Glassman."

I'm can only assume that sometime between quitting his biotech career to launch Crossfit Kids on a verbal promise in 2007 and getting fired in 2014, that dumbass must have stumbled across this thread and read with a sinking feeling about the others that Coach discarded when they no longer served their purpose.

Serious question - besides Couch and ex, who has made serious 'fuck you' money off of Crossfit?

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I guarantee you Dave Castro has made FU money off of CrossFit. For what he's put into the organization, deservedly so.
Say what you want about him, that motherfucker gets shit done when it comes to putting on the games.
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Alfred_E._Neuman wrote:I guarantee you Dave Castro has made FU money off of CrossFit. For what he's put into the organization, deservedly so.
Say what you want about him, that motherfucker gets shit done when it comes to putting on the games.
And makes sure to get a contract saying how much he'll get paid in advance of doing work.


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Andro Fridays need to make a comeback - it's the Instagram age, think of the possibilities!


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https://instagram.com/camillelbaz/

For you delt fetishists.


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holy fuck

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Do not want =;
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All of the old crew, even the ones whom no longer work for CF, Inc, made ridiculous salaries.

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milosz wrote:Image
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Nice to see the drug testing policy is working.


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drug tested, not drug free.
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I love that scene in the 60 Minutes piece on Couch where he shows off some mandroid behemoth of a "woman" and says that she has the body nature would have carved for her 10k years ago, so she could survive the hunter/gatherer life.

Look at any place on earth were the indigenous people still live a hunter/gatherer existence. They're skinny as fuck.
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Pretty sure evolution was big on women having periods and being fertile, as well.


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Pretty sure evolution was big on women having periods and being fertile, as well.

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Alfred_E._Neuman wrote:Do not want =;
Could not prevent :takitass:

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milosz wrote:Image
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Miranda Oldroyd. I'd nail her so, so, so hard, whoever could pull me out would be named King of England.

Yes, I'm serious.

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That is still so awesome.

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Kenny X wrote:The Problem, is lazy, entitled Americans who were made that way by our increasingly namby-pamby, feel-good, we're all special, throw-away junk culture.
This. Now someone please wipe my ass for me... :butthead:
Blaidd Drwg wrote:90% of the people lifting in gyms are doing it on "feel" and what they really "feel" like is being a lazy fuck.
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SubClaw wrote: I'd hit her like the fist of an angry god 21/15/9 times.
Funniest shit I've read in a while...

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Blaidd Drwg wrote:90% of the people lifting in gyms are doing it on "feel" and what they really "feel" like is being a lazy fuck.
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I like women that look like women not ones that look like men. call me crazy

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milosz wrote:Pretty sure evolution was big on women having periods and being fertile, as well.
Plus, if evolution wanted women to grow dicks, it would have allowed for that, too, like it did with certain types of amphibians.


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Kenny X wrote:
milosz wrote:Pretty sure evolution was big on women having periods and being fertile, as well.
Plus, if evolution wanted women to grow dicks, it would have allowed for that, too, like it did with certain types of amphibians.

salamander??

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Who is that?
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Vincent Price, I think.

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