The couch thread

[Really Big Strong Guy]

Couch is going to sue every one of you fuckers for shit talking.

I would be curious to see on what grounds and in what court.

[Kazuya Mishima]

Couch is going to sue every one of you fuckers for shit talking.

Yes, but will he sue me for talking about wanting to titty fuck his soon to be ex-wife.

[Croatoa]

Couch is going to sue every one of you fuckers for shit talking.

I would be curious to see on what grounds and in what court.

He'll consult Matt Furey on the subject, who by the way threatened to sue everyone who ever talked shit about him on the world wide web a few years ago. I'm still waiting for a subpoena.

[Croatoa]

Couch is going to sue every one of you fuckers for shit talking.

Yes, but will he sue me for talking about wanting to titty fuck his soon to be ex-wife.

You should make up some sort of WOD based on that.

i.e.

4 rounds of:
100 Doggystyle Thrusts
100 Missionary Thrusts
100 Anal Thrusts
100 Titty Fuck Thrusts
Jizz in mouth

Post Time here.

[Kazuya Mishima]

Couch is going to sue every one of you fuckers for shit talking.

Yes, but will he sue me for talking about wanting to titty fuck his soon to be ex-wife.

You should make up some sort of WOD based on that.

i.e.

4 rounds of:
100 Doggystyle Thrusts
100 Missionary Thrusts
100 Anal Thrusts
100 Titty Fuck Thrusts
Jizz in mouth

Post Time here.

I'm down with that, but I'd substitute some lift-and-carry fucking instead of Missionary Thrusts.

Programming isn't my strong point, so I could be wrong.

[Croatoa]

Couch is going to sue every one of you fuckers for shit talking.

Yes, but will he sue me for talking about wanting to titty fuck his soon to be ex-wife.

You should make up some sort of WOD based on that.

i.e.

4 rounds of:
100 Doggystyle Thrusts
100 Missionary Thrusts
100 Anal Thrusts
100 Titty Fuck Thrusts
Jizz in mouth

Post Time here.

I'm down with that, but I'd substitute some lift-and-carry fucking instead of Missionary Thrusts.

Programming isn't my strong point, so I could be wrong.

Nah, that might be a good option, but for a "scaled" version of the workout one could include teh missionary instead of lift and carry.

[WildGorillaMan]

Lauren G. is the motherfucking TITTAYZ MONSTA but I guess she's getting a little long in the tooth, eh?

Fuck it...I'd film a MILF Hunter episode with her, fo' sho'.

Really, who would say no?

[Blaidd Drwg]

Couch is going to sue every one of you fuckers for shit talking.

Yes, but will he sue me for talking about wanting to titty fuck his soon to be ex-wife.

You should make up some sort of WOD based on that.

i.e.

4 rounds of:
100 Doggystyle Thrusts
100 Missionary Thrusts
100 Anal Thrusts
100 Titty Fuck Thrusts
Jizz in mouth

Post Time here.

I'm down with that, but I'd substitute some lift-and-carry fucking instead of Missionary Thrusts.

Programming isn't my strong point, so I could be wrong.

The former Mrs. Glassman would do well to try out an IGX WOD. her are certainly plenty of willing milf poachers. FWIW, i'm deeply proud to say i have reached elite levels of fitness in fat chick zerchers, either dead stop or from the knees for reps....this has translated into the modal domain of broad flipping and broad supplexes

[CultBuster]

sorry to change the station, but this was too fucking funny! The comments are even better

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I'm having an issue I'm sure at least one other person is having or has had here.

My boyfriend doesn't want me doing Crossfit.

Getting a new boyfriend is really not an option.

Apparently, the whole argument boils down to the fact that he finds muscular women unattractive and is dead-set convinced that any weight lifting = bodybuilding. I'm an average size somewhat curvy girl, not overweight, but certainly not slender. I want to reduce my body fat percentage and show a bit of tone, I couldn't care less how much I weigh. I've always been unhappy with my lack of fitness and semi-fluffiness. Now that I'm showing a little progress he's up in arms against me "being unfeminine."

I've been showing him pictures of Gina Carano and the girls from my gym, none of whom are huge, but it's not making much of an impact. I trained in martial arts and strength training before we met, and was taking grappling lessons when we started dating, so me training in something or another shouldn't be a surprise.

Any ladies have a solution or a similar experience?

Right now I'm just thinking that time will show him that I'm not going to turn into a roid monster, but it's rough getting dirty looks when I try to brag about getting through a WOD.
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[Kazuya Mishima]

Thick bitches who lift.

Can a nigga get a table dance?

[Sofa King]

A scant 2 hours between my posts and 2 pages of content pop up. I blame Aimee Anaya.

Or the former Mrs. Glassman's augmented titteeez.

[Kazuya Mishima]

Speaking of...I bet she squats more than Dave Castro's total.

[dead man walking]

insider info sought.

is missus coochy going to take this lying down (so to speak) or is she giving gimpy his limping papers?

[GoDogGo!]

A man likes what he likes, but you need to try new things. Ribeye steak is awesome. But if you eat it for three meals a day, every day eventually you're gonna want to try some other steak, like filet mignon or even sirloin tip for a change.

the problem with the @F women is that so many of them resemble cube steak, a tough cut that must be vigorously pounded with a mallet before it gets tender enough to enjoy.

[Blaidd Drwg]

A man likes what he likes, but you need to try new things. Ribeye steak is awesome. But if you eat it for three meals a day, every day eventually you're gonna want to try some other steak, like filet mignon or even sirloin tip for a change.

the problem with the @F women is that so many of them resemble cube steak, a tough cut that must be vigorously pounded with a mallet before it gets tender enough to enjoy.

this vigorous pounding is a problem how? any guy who says he'd never hit a woman just hasn't met a bitch who really really liked it.

[WildGorillaMan]

...and the problem here is what, precisely, GDG?

[Holy Cow]

A man likes what he likes, but you need to try new things. Ribeye steak is awesome. But if you eat it for three meals a day, every day eventually you're gonna want to try some other steak, like filet mignon or even sirloin tip for a change.

the problem with the @F women is that so many of them resemble cube steak, a tough cut that must be vigorously pounded with a mallet before it gets tender enough to enjoy.

this vigorous pounding is a problem how? any guy who says he'd never hit a woman just hasn't met a bitch who really really liked it.

lmao

=D> =D> =D>

This thread has replaced my TV.

[Holy Cow]

This vid is old, but it should be brought back into the court as a refresher for some. Davey Cumthroat voicing his snarky opinion about The Fittest Real Men in America.

This is where he offers $5,000 to anyone who wants to spend a weekend with him in California and beat Jason Khalipa's @F Games times.

[upsideyahead]

[rjudo]

Hitler Zone for the mutherfuckin win =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D>

[Croatoa]

edit. Double post

[Croatoa]

This vid is old, but it should be brought back into the court as a refresher for some. Davey Cumthroat voicing his snarky opinion about The Fittest Real Men in America.

This is where he offers $5,000 to anyone who wants to spend a weekend with him in California and beat Jason Khalipa's @F Games times.

I love how these cuntfit guys call out a bunch of people to come challenge SOMEONE ELSE. If Dave had the balls he'd challenge these guys himself. Same thing with Cooch G, he's challenged cuntfit opposers before to come out and try their luck at beating some of his goon's times in the WOD's but never actually man'd up himself to the task.

[CultBuster]

I am looking at directing some hate at this bag-o-douche!

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Leo S
Posted November 25, 2009 at 6:21 am | Permalink
Robb – If we accept in fact that you’re a liar especially lying flat out to Steve Liberati who’s trying to support a great & noble course – than all this argument you’re trying to put up shines in an entirely different light.

You will probably not post this comments, same way you’ve been avoiding this question, but I have to say “Bravo” for quite a media stunt you indeed pulled. How long till the new & improved spin-off CrossFit is going to come out? Couple of weeks? Because they were dishonest to you or because you planned it all along?

Too bad some things get in the way. Like lack of integrity. And you didn’t think people would notice?

Classes.

Does anyone actually know a person who performs better without a coach than with one?

Proficiency in CrossFit is an extremely rare & beautiful thing. Mastery of all movements, lack of weaknesses, perfect technique? All that without being a coach/trainer and without going to multiple certifications/events. With ability to program & coach themselves.

Have yet to meet such a monster.

Comment #12 - Posted by: Leo S at November 19, 2009 6:20 AM

He has been wearing me out and I'm done with it. I'm going Barry Cooper on him!

[Crust Bucket]

I'm still not sure what all those certifications mean outside of providing your wall with wallpaper or your bathroom with extra shitpaper. And a lot of green in gl@ssholes gin jar to take to the bank if Safeway doesn't get it all first.

[WildGorillaMan]

This vid is old, but it should be brought back into the court as a refresher for some. Davey Cumthroat voicing his snarky opinion about The Fittest Real Men in America.

This is where he offers $5,000 to anyone who wants to spend a weekend with him in California and beat Jason Khalipa's @F Games times.

So what he's saying here is that he wants to pay some dude to work out and get all sweaty while he watches, is that right?

Talk about letting your freak flag fly.