Anon wrote:intraabdominal...intracranial...It's all good when you are testing the limits of human performance every day, you do what it takes, then you do some more. That is the way of the @ssfitter. Can't stand the heat, get out of the box.
Seriously, what's more important, your sense of sight or being able to stake a claim as being one of America's most Elite non-competing athletes?
Get your fucking priorities straight, muffukkas.
Non-competing??!?!?!
They compete every fucking day at their own stupid shit. That's half the problem.
I don't have a lot of experience with vampires, but I have hunted werewolves. I shot one once, but by the time I got to it, it had turned back into my neighbor's dog.
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I don't have a lot of experience with vampires, but I have hunted werewolves. I shot one once, but by the time I got to it, it had turned back into my neighbor's dog.
The new relationship with Louie seems to be off to a great start. Here's from his facebook status today, lol...
please post as your status in repsonce to the local health club idiots,crossfitters,football players and other strength morons - the universe does not give a SHIT about your strength to bodyweight ratio. the question at hand is CAN YOU MOVE THIS LOAD!?!? and the bigger you are the stronger you are the more likely you will be able to move it. END..OF.STORY!!
I have been CFing for a few years. I have on occasion had blurred vision after a Wod. Most of the time it is an 1 hr to 1.5 hrs after the wod. It usually lasts 40 min to 1 hr. The workout is usually very heavy and taxing. Does anyone have any suggestions? Thanks Matt
Blurred vision after a WOD and the trainer is aware of this? And they let him drive home in that condition?
RPC wrote:The new relationship with Louie seems to be off to a great start. Here's from his facebook status today, lol...
please post as your status in repsonce to the local health club idiots,crossfitters,football players and other strength morons - the universe does not give a SHIT about your strength to bodyweight ratio. the question at hand is CAN YOU MOVE THIS LOAD!?!? and the bigger you are the stronger you are the more likely you will be able to move it. END..OF.STORY!!
Louie is awesome!!!
The cool thing about training is that becoming more sexy is just a side effect........
Hey everyone, someone please find me the Hillis-Glassman thing if you know where it is in this thread. I know someone that wants to read it. Either re-post or just PM it to me.
RPC wrote:The new relationship with Louie seems to be off to a great start. Here's from his facebook status today, lol...
please post as your status in repsonce to the local health club idiots,crossfitters,football players and other strength morons - the universe does not give a SHIT about your strength to bodyweight ratio. the question at hand is CAN YOU MOVE THIS LOAD!?!? and the bigger you are the stronger you are the more likely you will be able to move it. END..OF.STORY!!
Louie is awesome!!!
Most shocking thing about this is that Louie has a Facebook. WTF
RPC wrote:The new relationship with Louie seems to be off to a great start. Here's from his facebook status today, lol...
please post as your status in repsonce to the local health club idiots,crossfitters,football players and other strength morons - the universe does not give a SHIT about your strength to bodyweight ratio. the question at hand is CAN YOU MOVE THIS LOAD!?!? and the bigger you are the stronger you are the more likely you will be able to move it. END..OF.STORY!!
Cultfitters everywhere are crying into their 95 lb. Barbell Thrusters....
"Yeah, well, have you SEEN Westside's FORM???? It's TERRIBLE!!"
Louie thinks that Shogun Assassin is the best movie of all-time (I won't argue for or against that, btw), and he has two axes tattooed on his chest like the dude from Kung-fu Hustle.
In other words, he's the good kind of crazy that gives one hope for the world.
RPC wrote:The new relationship with Louie seems to be off to a great start. Here's from his facebook status today, lol...
please post as your status in repsonce to the local health club idiots,crossfitters,football players and other strength morons - the universe does not give a SHIT about your strength to bodyweight ratio. the question at hand is CAN YOU MOVE THIS LOAD!?!? and the bigger you are the stronger you are the more likely you will be able to move it. END..OF.STORY!!
Louie is awesome!!!
Most shocking thing about this is that Louie has a Facebook. WTF
Do you think that Louie sends out friend request and updates his pictures? I wonder if Louie and the couch are facebook friends?
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"...Beelzebub acknowledges Satan's trial of God's might, bewails loss of Heaven, and the punishment the fallen angels are suffering, though this will not be alleviated by death..."
One big difference (besides the obvious ones) between Louie and Glassman is that, unlike Glassman, Louie read and understood the russian training literature.
The controversial sports bra.. and the super secret crossfit wod
Victoria’s secret had a big sale a few weeks ago. I discovered that they now carry workout clothing. I saw this awesome looking, stylish sports bra and bought it, without trying it on. I washed it and shoved it in my gym bag one day and headed to crossfit.
When I acutally put it on for the first time, I now see why it’s a victoria’s secret bra - there is much boobage hanging out or about to hang out. At this point, I had no other sports bra with me that day, so I shrugged and said, what the hell? The guys’ll like it anyways.
Well, they did. Droolers. And the other girls were bitches about it. I heard snide little comments behind my back (as if I would actually care!). So now, it has become one of my favorite sports bras. ;)
Eat me, bitches.
Today is a special, super secret birthday wod for one of the coolest girls at the gym. We don’t know what it is, but there were 3 video hints put up. They all involved blindfolded medicineball dodgeball! Fuck yes!!! Cannot WAIT!
...the other girls were bitches about it. I heard snide little comments behind my back (as if I would actually care!). So now, it has become one of my favorite sports bras. ;)
Maybe the girls in the 'gym' were being snide because they were wondering why a dude would wear a sports bra in the first place?
