The couch thread

theoverman · Post by **theoverman** » Fri Dec 11, 2009 5:00 pm

I think I inadvertently found snobunny or whomever at front range crossfit.

Christy

TerryB · Post by **TerryB** » Fri Dec 11, 2009 5:02 pm

These demonstrations of elite fitness have left me breathless.

theoverman · Post by **theoverman** » Fri Dec 11, 2009 5:15 pm

DL: 298lb. thats man numbers in assfist world.

theoverman · Post by **theoverman** » Fri Dec 11, 2009 5:18 pm

i'm sorry....

T200 · Post by **T200** » Fri Dec 11, 2009 5:19 pm

theoverman wrote:

Who is the distributor of these confusingly colored bumper plates? I find it irritating.

T200 · Post by **T200** » Fri Dec 11, 2009 5:20 pm

theoverman wrote:i'm sorry....

One of my favorite @Fit pics. It's just so absurd.

Beelzebub · Post by **Beelzebub** » Fri Dec 11, 2009 5:32 pm

T200 wrote:
theoverman wrote:i'm sorry....

One of my favorite @Fit pics. It's just so absurd.

You find bumper plates disturbing, I find this disturbing.

theoverman · Post by **theoverman** » Fri Dec 11, 2009 5:37 pm

Shave Astroglide · Post by **Shave Astroglide** » Fri Dec 11, 2009 5:39 pm

Beelzebub wrote:
T200 wrote:
theoverman wrote:i'm sorry....

One of my favorite @Fit pics. It's just so absurd.
You find bumper plates disturbing, I find this disturbing.

=D> =D> =D>
tough to roll a Total Recall moment into polite conversation.

John Brown might win Douhe of the year. Tight competition.

Danny John · Post by **Danny John** » Fri Dec 11, 2009 5:41 pm

In John Brown's video, he probably isn't squatting deeply enough. The Dynamax ball is probably too high for him. (I would be interested to know his height). You will note that the "touch" each time stops him from really getting deeper.

If none of you has never competed in the O lifts, you don't have to squat down to a Dynamax ball to get the lift. You might not know this.

powerlifter54 · Post by **powerlifter54** » Fri Dec 11, 2009 5:49 pm

Quack Attack wrote: It does seem like the goal of the 15 x BW OHS is yet another way of @Fers justifying their training while avoiding ACTUALLY COMPETING AT AN OL MEET.

i bet you could count one taint scented hand the number of @fitters who can do 15 BW OHS. They would be hard pressed to find a lot of the dolts who can backsquat bodyweight x15.

theoverman · Post by **theoverman** » Fri Dec 11, 2009 5:49 pm

Danny John wrote:In John Brown's video, he probably isn't squatting deeply enough. The Dynamax ball is probably too high for him. (I would be interested to know his height). You will note that the "touch" each time stops him from really getting deeper.

If none of you has never competed in the O lifts, you don't have to squat down to a Dynamax ball to get the lift. You might not know this.

Not even for the "thruster"?

WildGorillaMan · Post by **WildGorillaMan** » Fri Dec 11, 2009 5:53 pm

Happy Friday!

Yes I Have Balls · Post by **Yes I Have Balls** » Fri Dec 11, 2009 5:54 pm

Renee Lee - More fit? Sure. Skinnier? Sure. Looks like her face caught on fire and was put out with a rake? Mos Def

Mountebank · Post by **Mountebank** » Fri Dec 11, 2009 5:57 pm

theoverman wrote:I think I inadvertently found snobunny or whomever at front range crossfit.

Seriously, does she have her own photographer following her around?

I think she likes to get multiple pictures of her GS lockouts so she can compare how her different workout outfits look in action...cuz, you know, it's all about being funkshunal and stuff...

Mountebank · Post by **Mountebank** » Fri Dec 11, 2009 6:05 pm

Danny John wrote:If none of you has never competed in the O lifts, you don't have to squat down to a Dynamax ball to get the lift. You might not know this.

@Fers don't have to compete at any real sports, that's the magic right there!

In @F snatch world, one can power snatch, press out, touch a knee to the ground, drop the bar from overhead...

You mean there aren't Dynamax balls at USAW comps to measure depth? I thought they used them at PL meets too?!? I'm confused...

[/sarcasm]

Really Big Strong Guy · Fri Dec 11, 2009 6:08 pm

T200 wrote:
theoverman wrote:
Who is the distributor of these confusingly colored bumper plates? I find it irritating.

Dude, I'm fairly certain those are those plastic hi-tech plates that weigh no more than 3.75 kilos a piece. I'm not shitting you. I'm pretty sure that white one is 3.75 kilos. The black one is 5lbs. Not sure about the read one.

Why in fuck's sake would you put six plastic composite "technique" plates on the same bar. Oh the humanity.

My 12 year old daughter can crush that. Seriously. She's got some WL comps under her belt. I think with about a weeks worth of coaching, my 9 year old daughter could as well.

Yes I Have Balls · Post by **Yes I Have Balls** » Fri Dec 11, 2009 6:12 pm

A call to arms from Everett's website:

The IGx folks have been far too polite. If they would stop wanking around trolling blogs and dissing each other, and would instead unleash pure hate, bile and evil, I'll bring the popcorn.

POD · Post by **POD** » Fri Dec 11, 2009 6:27 pm

Quack Attack wrote:You mean there aren't Dynamax balls at USAW comps to measure depth? I thought they used them at PL meets too?!? I'm confused... [/sarcasm]

Well, Dynamax balls aren't specifically banned in the CrossFit Total Federation Rules, so they might use them there.

Blaidd Drwg · Post by **Blaidd Drwg** » Fri Dec 11, 2009 6:31 pm

Yes I Have Balls wrote:A call to arms from Everett's website:

The IGx folks have been far too polite. If they would stop wanking around trolling blogs and dissing each other, and would instead unleash pure hate, bile and evil, I'll bring the popcorn.

Fuck. We've been on that task since day 1...back when Shaf was the only cogent crossfit apologist.

the programming has been outed for a long time. now it's all about the people...

Turdacious · Post by **Turdacious** » Fri Dec 11, 2009 6:49 pm

Yes I Have Balls wrote:A call to arms from Everett's website:

The IGx folks have been far too polite. If they would stop wanking around trolling blogs and dissing each other, and would instead unleash pure hate, bile and evil, I'll bring the popcorn.

The important services IGx provides encompass much more than @fit.

Fat Cat · Post by **Fat Cat** » Fri Dec 11, 2009 7:06 pm

Really Big Strong Guy wrote:
T200 wrote:
theoverman wrote:
Who is the distributor of these confusingly colored bumper plates? I find it irritating.
Dude, I'm fairly certain those are those plastic hi-tech plates that weigh no more than 3.75 kilos a piece. I'm not shitting you. I'm pretty sure that white one is 3.75 kilos. The black one is 5lbs. Not sure about the read one.

Why in fuck's sake would you put six plastic composite "technique" plates on the same bar. Oh the humanity.

My 12 year old daughter can crush that. Seriously. She's got some WL comps under her belt. I think with about a weeks worth of coaching, my 9 year old daughter could as well.

Hahahahaha! An entire fitness modality just for being photographed and posted on the internet for other self absorbed asswipes to jack to.

Sofa King · Post by **Sofa King** » Fri Dec 11, 2009 7:07 pm

Yes I Have Balls wrote:A call to arms from Everett's website:

The IGx folks have been far too polite. If they would stop wanking around trolling blogs and dissing each other, and would instead unleash pure hate, bile and evil, I'll bring the popcorn.

Linkage?

Sofa King · Post by **Sofa King** » Fri Dec 11, 2009 7:10 pm

38 guests at this very moment. Sack up, lurkers.

Yes I Have Balls · Post by **Yes I Have Balls** » Fri Dec 11, 2009 7:11 pm

Sofa King wrote:
Yes I Have Balls wrote:A call to arms from Everett's website:

The IGx folks have been far too polite. If they would stop wanking around trolling blogs and dissing each other, and would instead unleash pure hate, bile and evil, I'll bring the popcorn.
Linkage?

It's in this thread:

http://www.cathletics.com/forum/showthread.php?t=4871

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