The couch thread

[sanchezero]

I heart Ginormica and her crazy eyes.

Tren meets Elizabeth Shue

or could it be?

[GoDogGo!]

I did say "CLICK AT YOUR PERIL!" did I not?

Jesus. That really harshed my "Indian Maiden Ass Pic" buzz.

Anyway, I've been wondering:
So the way things are going, I really think that Mrs. Glassman should sue for divorce sooner rather than later. Get some $$$ before the lawyers eat it all defending the RRG/assault/slander/libel suits that are coming.

Or is her strategy to wait until the shit hits the fan, and then pile on in one great orgy of legal destruction?

[WildGorillaMan]

I did say "CLICK AT YOUR PERIL!" did I not?

Jesus. That really harshed my "Indian Maiden Ass Pic" buzz.

Anyway, I've been wondering:
So the way things are going, I really think that Mrs. Glassman should sue for divorce sooner rather than later. Get some $$$ before the lawyers eat it all defending the RRG/assault/slander/libel suits that are coming.

Or is her strategy to wait until the shit hits the fan, and then pile on in one great orgy of legal destruction?

Well, she appears to like orgies.

[lasalle]

Does anyone else find the herniated belly buttons on these chicks to be nasty as hell?

[GoDogGo!]

Does anyone else find the herniated belly buttons on these chicks to be nasty as hell?

You might have an easier time counting hands if you ask "Does anyone else NOT find the herniated belly buttons on these chicks to be nasty as hell?"

'Cuz they sure look nasty as hell to me.

[CultBuster]

Skip Chase
Affiliate



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Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Mount Vernon WA
Posts: 1,212 Facebook Warning

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Today I noticed I approved a 'friend' request on Facebook. It is a mentally retarded, degenerate scum bag who has extremely low self esteem and (I am told by his previous girl and boyfriends) he has an incredibly small sex organ.

He goes by the name Couch Crassman and he takes great pride in mocking my profession, product and Coach Glassman.

Jettison this vermin from your 'friends' list if he (it) slithered it's way into your facebook.

[WildGorillaMan]

Does anyone else find the herniated belly buttons on these chicks to be nasty as hell?

You might have an easier time counting hands if you ask "Does anyone else NOT find the herniated belly buttons on these chicks to be nasty as hell?"

'Cuz they sure look nasty as hell to me.

It's just another erogenous zone. Three shots of tequila and you'll be slurping on one.

[T-L]

TitsNYC

[GoDogGo!]

It's just another erogenous zone. Three shots of tequila and you'll be slurping on one.

Dude, I'm a total lightweight. Three shots of tequila and I'd be vomiting on one.

[Gary John]

Skip Chase is an old Jack LaLane.

Total moron.

[dead man walking]

TitsNYC

how many fucking times are you predictable boys going to post pudding face in her bra and panties?

stop behaving like a 7th grader at our mother of consolation in the 1950s.

[rjudo]

TitsNYC

how many fucking times are you predictable boys going to post pudding face in her bra and panties?

stop behaving like a 7th grader at our mother of consolation in the 1950s.

Damn noobies , keep the fuck up. As was pointed a a few hundred pages back, she would not make the grade in b level pron. She is a somewhat cute fish in a pond full of uglies. And yes ,I'd fuck it, but I wouldn't be searching the interwebz for yet more pics of her.

[dead man walking]

not altogether a newbie, hence the weariness with posts as predictable as the old woody hayes offense.

[rjudo]

not altogether a newbie, hence the weariness with posts as predictable as the old woody hayes offense.

My bad, Attila. I was talkin 'bout lee-tree there.


Ya'll crossfags should read the thread before posting shit.

[dead man walking]

rjudo--

apologies for jumping. just have an appetite for fresh meat and fresh facts. for ex, waiting for the 911 tape of a domestic disturbance at asstro's house. wehn is the missus going to go lorena bobbit on him?

[POD]

And another one, even talks about the redirecting URLs from earlier:

http://board.crossfit.com/showthread.php?t=53467&page=2

Unfortunately I got to agree with this. I visit the boards regularly, but post rarely, because my main reason for being here is to get quality information...

[Stuff criticising Glasshole.]

And now it reads...

Unfortunately I got to agree with this. I visit the boards regularly, but post rarely, because my main reason for being here is to get quality information.
Last edited by Lynne Pitts : Today at 04:41 PM. Reason: Sorry Frank, no free shots for you. Bye.

Hah.


Anyone else see how that accounts that are deleted now are now labelled as "departed?"

[rjudo]

And another one, even talks about the redirecting URLs from earlier:

http://board.crossfit.com/showthread.php?t=53467&page=2

Unfortunately I got to agree with this. I visit the boards regularly, but post rarely, because my main reason for being here is to get quality information...

[Stuff criticising Glasshole.]

And now it reads...

Unfortunately I got to agree with this. I visit the boards regularly, but post rarely, because my main reason for being here is to get quality information.
Last edited by Lynne Pitts : Today at 04:41 PM. Reason: Sorry Frank, no free shots for you. Bye.

Hah.


Anyone else see how that accounts that are deleted now are now labelled as "departed?"

Lynne is busy little gnome.
Hey Lynne Franks parting shot is here on pg 543 for all your lurkers to see.
Fuck off, cunt.

[Sassenach]

It appears that Invictus is also redirecting to bondage sites, look what I just got from them:

sweet mother of god, those thighs....

[Jag Panzer]

Lynne is busy little gnome.
Hey Lynne Franks parting shot is here on pg 543 for all your lurkers to see.
Fuck off, cunt.

The only thing worse than a dyke-ass cunt is a lying dyke-ass cunt.

Good to see @F keeps up those high standards of integrity in all their people, from Couch's gin-soaked ass right on down to dishonest forum admins.

[Crust Bucket]

Lynne is busy little gnome.
Hey Lynne Franks parting shot is here on pg 543 for all your lurkers to see.
Fuck off, cunt.

Unfortunately I got to agree with this. I visit the boards regularly, but post rarely, because my main reason for being here is to get quality information.

In a way Crossfit has become victim of its own success, because when newbies flood the board, you need experienced posters who can help these people out with quality information. But instead it seems that even people that lack experience when it comes to training seem to find it quality behaviour to bash people training at other gyms.

All those people should note that training at a Crossfit Affiliate or doing the Mainpage WOD doesn't mean squat when it comes to performance or fitness. Many ways lead to Rome, and you got to respect that. I personally know a few people that train in mainstream commercial gyms (à la Globo Gym) that could crush all the Crossfit newbies running their mouths and who could keep up very well with more experienced Crossfitters on the WODs. Because in the end it isn't important whether you train in a box, a Globo or your garage, it's putting the work in that counts!

Then there are the issues of the mainpage WOD programming: I never followed the WOD, because I do my own programming and train according to how I feel and what I want to achieve. However I use Crossfit workouts often, I like the classics like Cindy, Murph or The Filthy Fifty so I'm know what a good WOD looks like.

But with some of the recent creations from HQ, I got serious doubts. First there was this phase of doing ridiculous amounts of pull ups, then there was the workout with the "One-hand" pull-ups and now Turkish Get Ups for time? I mean really? TGUs are a great exercise but not when done for time, never ever! I wonder who came up with that brilliant idea... obviously someone that has never done TGUs in his life.

Then there was the whole Robb Wolff story and Crossfit looked really really bad. Robb knows his stuff, his articles in the Journal were always quality and he offers a lot of advice and interesting reads on his blog. It was a shame how he got treated and excommunicated from the Crossfit community. All this to embrace the Zone Diet? Are you crazy? The Zone is a fine cutting diet, but nothing for the long term, especially not for someone training hard. In addition in the A to Z study it didn't do that well at all: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eREuZEdMAVo (work and family safe)

I could live with all that if HQ didn't react like a spoiled brat. Censoring the boards, putting members on a tight leech where comments had to be approved by moderators, closing or simply deleting entire discussions, even civil ones... The inability to accept criticism simply shows that Crossfit is not mature enough. You can't claim to form an elite if you are stubborn and self righteous. The feeling of being elite while dismissing the opinions of others is a sure recipe for disaster.

And then came the most stupid move ever: the *** porn thing. That was so stupid and incredibly childish that I have difficulties finding work. Then when the whole story blew up in the stupid faces of those responsible, they tried to blame it on I-G-X! Come on! I work in the web business, I know exactly how this thing came to be. Maybe those who aren't as tech savvy as myself by into those lies, but I for myself know exactly how the situation was. There aren't even two sides of this story, as the technical configuration is proof enough to find those to blame.

Sorry for the long posting, but I needed to rant. I'm pretty sure that this gets censored too, so I'll take a screen capture. If my post disappears, you can delete my account as well. I'd rather hang out on boards which are so censored that China looks like an ideal model of free speech.

[Anon]

7 @ssfitters died in Santiago, Chile this weekend when the walls of a pit they dug for some strange ritual, collapsed.

RRG_Latin_America.jpg (51.19 KiB) Viewed 5240 times

[Gary John]

Question to our legal staff, affiliate wondering if taking x-fit to small claims for the RRG is worth the effort.

I did it dozens of times with customers not paying. Always got paid just before the court date.

Another question, same person, to whom or where do you serve the papers?

I said I would ask, cuz you guys seemed to be dialed in to almost anything.

[T-L]

Another thing to practice for....

[Beelzebub]

I came across some new gems while combing the @fit pages for Andro Friday.

Enjoy.

On a separate note, quit the fucking whining about the influx of butt hurt @fit fags on the boards, it is a fucking disgrace. Not all are like Shave Asstroglide and his pitiful shit, some I hope have merit. These new additions provide valuable intel in the fight against fuck-tionally based fitness and the Couch.

I enjoyed hearing that Dick Asstro has chosen a replacement for Nicole. I wonder if Nicole kicked him to the curb when he came home from WSBB with a suit, wraps, a monolift on order and 2000 mgs of gear? You think they make a suit in extra faggot? I also wonder if couch got "Jus primae noctis" before Asstro took possession of Karianne? And she has her own blog, go figure.

http://kariannedickson.blogspot.com/

[Kraj]

My browser is still redirecting CrossFit links to bondage sites:



WTF? Anyone else having this problem?