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syaigh wrote: The thought of eating that giant veiny monstrosity makes me want to barf.
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Greatest WOD EVAR...

http://www.firepowertraining.com/wods/wod-january-29/
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syaigh wrote: The thought of eating that giant veiny monstrosity makes me want to barf.
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syaigh wrote: The thought of eating that giant veiny monstrosity makes me want to barf.
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syaigh wrote: The thought of eating that giant veiny monstrosity makes me want to barf.
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syaigh wrote: The thought of eating that giant veiny monstrosity makes me want to barf.
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syaigh wrote: The thought of eating that giant veiny monstrosity makes me want to barf.
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Crust Bucket wrote:Image
The things that those four elites in the background are doing to that girl in their minds looks a little scary. While my thinkings are just a little pervy OK, very pervy but at least she survives my fantasy.
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You gonna git raped.
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This one looks like she said "I'll see your stupidity and raise you a temporary tattoo on my forehead."
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Damn. I would wear that out.
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GoDogGo! wrote:
Crust Bucket wrote:Image
Damn. I would wear that out.

Wear what out?

The Dude?
The Broad?
The bar?
The medicine ball?

What in God's name are you blathering about?
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At least they're applying the lessons they learned from Louie Simmons' powerlifting seminar.
"Know that! & Know it deep you fucking loser!"

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protobuilder wrote:At least they're applying the lessons they learned from Louie Simmons' powerlifting seminar.
I thought it was a powerlifting CERTIFICATION.

How much money did couch throw at Louie to let in the douchefitters?



ps. new to forum, hello everyone.
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Dan Martin wrote: Wear what out?

The Dude?
The Broad?
The bar?
The medicine ball?

What in God's name are you blathering about?
The Broad, you obtuse troglodyte. I dunno what it is about her- the hair, the legs, that ass, that back arch, but... damn.
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Some fucked up shit on this blog:

http://crossfittingmama.blogspot.com/

The commentary under the pics is 1st rate retard. This is my favorite:

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CrossfittingSelfAbsorbedMama wrote:LET US IN! LET US IN!
These three fellas have iron running through their veins!
Their moms and dads are setting amazing example with their commitment to fitness.
Um...you're committed to something alright.
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And another example of Cultfitters fancying themselves soldiers going through Bootcamp. Funny, I don't remember wearing those outfits and our drill sergeants didn't look quite so gay. But I was in Basic, not Bootcamp. Maybe the Marines did things differently.

http://crossfittingmama.blogspot.com/20 ... egins.html

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Dan Martin wrote:
GoDogGo! wrote:
Crust Bucket wrote:Image
Damn. I would wear that out.

Wear what out?

The Dude?
The Broad?
The bar?
The medicine ball?

What in God's name are you blathering about?
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protobuilder wrote:And another example of Cultfitters fancying themselves soldiers going through Bootcamp. Funny, I don't remember wearing those outfits and our drill sergeants didn't look quite so gay. But I was in Basic, not Bootcamp. Maybe the Marines did things differently.

http://crossfittingmama.blogspot.com/20 ... egins.html

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Yes I Have Balls wrote:
protobuilder wrote:And another example of Cultfitters fancying themselves soldiers going through Bootcamp. Funny, I don't remember wearing those outfits and our drill sergeants didn't look quite so gay. But I was in Basic, not Bootcamp. Maybe the Marines did things differently.

http://crossfittingmama.blogspot.com/20 ... egins.html

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Boot Camp as I remember it...
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Quack Attack wrote:This guy needs some help, people were mean to him!:
Sad, sad, sad little @Fer wrote:People at the gym were laughing at me and making me feel bad because I was exercising completely different from what they were used to... at the 15 rep mark I had to shut them up by doing ring Muscle-Ups, Hand-Stand Push Ups, and Push Jerks. They quit after that... I did feel weird doing those pulls to inverted hang though.

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"Hey asshole that's the wrong place to park"

and Franiel glares back menacingly then starts doing kipping pullups on the awning and handstands around the gas pumps. "you got served!"
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Maybe the Marines did things differently
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I am having the strongest desire to impregnate the fat cunty blonde with the pigtails (on the right in 2nd pic)

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The Unflushable DEATHTURD wrote:
Dan Martin wrote:
GoDogGo! wrote:
Crust Bucket wrote:Image
Damn. I would wear that out.

Wear what out?

The Dude?
The Broad?
The bar?
The medicine ball?

What in God's name are you blathering about?
viewtopic.php?f=4&t=202352


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