The couch thread
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Crust Bucket
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Re: The couch thread
You're an ASS!syaigh wrote: The thought of eating that giant veiny monstrosity makes me want to barf.
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Re: The couch thread
You're an ASS!syaigh wrote: The thought of eating that giant veiny monstrosity makes me want to barf.
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Re: The couch thread
You're an ASS!syaigh wrote: The thought of eating that giant veiny monstrosity makes me want to barf.
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Crust Bucket
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Re: The couch thread
You're an ASS!syaigh wrote: The thought of eating that giant veiny monstrosity makes me want to barf.
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Crust Bucket
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Re: The couch thread
You're an ASS!syaigh wrote: The thought of eating that giant veiny monstrosity makes me want to barf.
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Crust Bucket
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Re: The couch thread
You're an ASS!syaigh wrote: The thought of eating that giant veiny monstrosity makes me want to barf.
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Re: The couch thread
The things that those four elites in the background are doing to that girl in their minds looks a little scary. While my thinkings are just a little pervy OK, very pervy but at least she survives my fantasy.Crust Bucket wrote:
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Re: The couch thread
You gonna git raped.
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Re: The couch thread
This one looks like she said "I'll see your stupidity and raise you a temporary tattoo on my forehead."
Re: The couch thread
Damn. I would wear that out.Crust Bucket wrote:
The flesh is weak, and the smell of pussy is strong like a muthafucka.
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Re: The couch thread
GoDogGo! wrote:Damn. I would wear that out.Crust Bucket wrote:
Wear what out?
The Dude?
The Broad?
The bar?
The medicine ball?
What in God's name are you blathering about?
Shomer Shabbos.
Re: The couch thread
At least they're applying the lessons they learned from Louie Simmons' powerlifting seminar.
"Know that! & Know it deep you fucking loser!"
Re: The couch thread
I thought it was a powerlifting CERTIFICATION.protobuilder wrote:At least they're applying the lessons they learned from Louie Simmons' powerlifting seminar.
How much money did couch throw at Louie to let in the douchefitters?
ps. new to forum, hello everyone.
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The Broad, you obtuse troglodyte. I dunno what it is about her- the hair, the legs, that ass, that back arch, but... damn.Dan Martin wrote: Wear what out?
The Dude?
The Broad?
The bar?
The medicine ball?
What in God's name are you blathering about?
The flesh is weak, and the smell of pussy is strong like a muthafucka.
Re: The couch thread
Some fucked up shit on this blog:
http://crossfittingmama.blogspot.com/
The commentary under the pics is 1st rate retard. This is my favorite:
http://crossfittingmama.blogspot.com/
The commentary under the pics is 1st rate retard. This is my favorite:
Um...you're committed to something alright.CrossfittingSelfAbsorbedMama wrote:LET US IN! LET US IN!
These three fellas have iron running through their veins!
Their moms and dads are setting amazing example with their commitment to fitness.
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Re: The couch thread
And another example of Cultfitters fancying themselves soldiers going through Bootcamp. Funny, I don't remember wearing those outfits and our drill sergeants didn't look quite so gay. But I was in Basic, not Bootcamp. Maybe the Marines did things differently.
http://crossfittingmama.blogspot.com/20 ... egins.html
http://crossfittingmama.blogspot.com/20 ... egins.html
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Re: The couch thread
viewtopic.php?f=4&t=202352Dan Martin wrote:GoDogGo! wrote:Damn. I would wear that out.Crust Bucket wrote:
Wear what out?
The Dude?
The Broad?
The bar?
The medicine ball?
What in God's name are you blathering about?
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AH!!!!! The impressive and eleet invisible TGU.protobuilder wrote:And another example of Cultfitters fancying themselves soldiers going through Bootcamp. Funny, I don't remember wearing those outfits and our drill sergeants didn't look quite so gay. But I was in Basic, not Bootcamp. Maybe the Marines did things differently.
http://crossfittingmama.blogspot.com/20 ... egins.html
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They prefer the more tactical terms "camouflaged" or "cloaked".Yes I Have Balls wrote:AH!!!!! The impressive and eleet invisible TGU.protobuilder wrote:And another example of Cultfitters fancying themselves soldiers going through Bootcamp. Funny, I don't remember wearing those outfits and our drill sergeants didn't look quite so gay. But I was in Basic, not Bootcamp. Maybe the Marines did things differently.
http://crossfittingmama.blogspot.com/20 ... egins.html
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Boot Camp as I remember it...
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Re: The couch thread
I would love to see how this Franiel guy handles the gas station incidentQuack Attack wrote:This guy needs some help, people were mean to him!:Sad, sad, sad little @Fer wrote:People at the gym were laughing at me and making me feel bad because I was exercising completely different from what they were used to... at the 15 rep mark I had to shut them up by doing ring Muscle-Ups, Hand-Stand Push Ups, and Push Jerks. They quit after that... I did feel weird doing those pulls to inverted hang though.
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Franiel
Comment #80 - Posted by: Daniel Krull AKA "Franiel" at February 4, 2010 10:38 PM
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"Hey asshole that's the wrong place to park"
and Franiel glares back menacingly then starts doing kipping pullups on the awning and handstands around the gas pumps. "you got served!"
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Maybe the Marines did things differently
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Re: The couch thread
I am having the strongest desire to impregnate the fat cunty blonde with the pigtails (on the right in 2nd pic)
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Re: The couch thread
The Unflushable DEATHTURD wrote:viewtopic.php?f=4&t=202352Dan Martin wrote:GoDogGo! wrote:Damn. I would wear that out.Crust Bucket wrote:
Wear what out?
The Dude?
The Broad?
The bar?
The medicine ball?
What in God's name are you blathering about?
Crustbucket, while I'm most certainly an obtuse troglydite, you my friend are half a fag.
Shomer Shabbos.