Moderator: Dux
Repeat after me...Yes I Have Balls wrote:“What the rhabdo outbreak teaches us is that CrossFitters are trained to perform more work, more effective work, and more work more safely over a given time period than any other athletes. I think we can, have, and will continue to prove this to all who would care to look, listen, and think.”
- Greg Glassman, CrossFit Founder
@ssfit is a career choice now for a degree-educated 26 year-old woman. It's a crying shame I tells ya.....CrossFit has changed her [Sarah Rodriquez] professional aspirations as well. The self-described chemistry nerd who was set to enter a graduate program in Criminalistics has shifted course and now works as a CrossFit Level 1 Trainer. She has recently moved from her garage gym to a larger box, and she’s aiming for the top.
Yes I Have Balls wrote:“What the rhabdo outbreak teaches us is that CrossFitters are trained to perform more work, more effective work, and more work more safely over a given time period than any other athletes. I think we can, have, and will continue to prove this to all who would care to look, listen, and think.”
- Greg Glassman, CrossFit Founder
See now I want to slap around a douchebag.Yes I Have Balls wrote:“What the rhabdo outbreak teaches us is that CrossFitters are trained to perform more work, more effective work, and more work more safely over a given time period than any other athletes. I think we can, have, and will continue to prove this to all who would care to look, listen, and think.”
- Greg Glassman, CrossFit Founder
Its comments like this from Couch that make me think @ssfit was all one big perverted social experiment gone wrong, a practical joke gone too far. I just can't believe someone would say something like this if it wasn't knowingly tongue-in-cheek or designed to come across as nonsensical bullshit. Honestly, re-read it. In fact, if its meant to be taken seriously, I believe @ssman might genuinely be mentally ill, or have some sort of personality disorder on the spectrum of sociopathy or psychopathy. Its weird and sick behaviour to capitalise on someone elses illness to garner a public relations coup for your own company. Bizarre.Ed Zachary wrote:See now I want to slap around a douchebag.Yes I Have Balls wrote:“What the rhabdo outbreak teaches us is that CrossFitters are trained to perform more work, more effective work, and more work more safely over a given time period than any other athletes. I think we can, have, and will continue to prove this to all who would care to look, listen, and think.”
- Greg Glassman, CrossFit Founder
Thanks for stoking my hate fire.
big_t2100 wrote:God I can't get enough of Barky!!! Woof Woof Woof!!!!
“What the rhabdo outbreak teaches us is that CrossFitters are trained to perform more work, more effective work, and more work more safely over a given time period than any other athletes. I think we can, have, and will continue to prove this to all who would care to look, listen, and think.”
- Greg Glassman, CrossFit Founder
Translation wrote:What individuals in the Emergency Room, who present with insanely high alcohol blood levels while seemingly lucid, teach us is that alcoholics can drink way more without dying over a period of time than sensible and sober folk. I am going to keep increasing my gin intake until I become invisible and can control the government with my mind.
Miss Piggy wrote:Never eat more than you can lift.
=D> =D> =D> =D> =D>syaigh wrote:“What the rhabdo outbreak teaches us is that CrossFitters are trained to perform more work, more effective work, and more work more safely over a given time period than any other athletes. I think we can, have, and will continue to prove this to all who would care to look, listen, and think.”
- Greg Glassman, CrossFit FounderTranslation wrote:What individuals in the Emergency Room, who present with insanely high alcohol blood levels while seemingly lucid, teach us is that alcoholics can drink way more without dying over a period of time than sensible and sober folk. I am going to keep increasing my gin intake until I become invisible and can control the government with my mind.
Right. Tolerance to bad things happens, it doesn't mean it's a positive thing!Cave Canem wrote:=D> =D> =D> =D> =D>syaigh wrote:“What the rhabdo outbreak teaches us is that CrossFitters are trained to perform more work, more effective work, and more work more safely over a given time period than any other athletes. I think we can, have, and will continue to prove this to all who would care to look, listen, and think.”
- Greg Glassman, CrossFit FounderTranslation wrote:What individuals in the Emergency Room, who present with insanely high alcohol blood levels while seemingly lucid, teach us is that alcoholics can drink way more without dying over a period of time than sensible and sober folk. I am going to keep increasing my gin intake until I become invisible and can control the government with my mind.
Thanks. It drives me fucking crazy. However I think I really fucked myself on this one, undoubtedly some smart ass is going to take a picture of me while I'm doing a handstand pushup someday and hold it over my head.Cave Canem wrote:Another funny entry
http://drywallcrossfit.blogspot.com/201 ... ready.html
I'm so fucking sick of handstand pics and even worse, the pics of idiots trying to OHS anything they can pick up. Don't these "eleet" jerks know that they just look like they're trying to pinch a loaf while keeping their kid/dog/xmas tree/car tire/bride out of the splash zone ?
Now that's a great idea. A picture of you overhead squatting a big picture of you doing a handstand.Drywall wrote:Thanks. It drives me fucking crazy. However I think I really fucked myself on this one, undoubtedly some smart ass is going to take a picture of me while I'm doing a handstand pushup someday and hold it over my head.Cave Canem wrote:Another funny entry
http://drywallcrossfit.blogspot.com/201 ... ready.html
I'm so fucking sick of handstand pics and even worse, the pics of idiots trying to OHS anything they can pick up. Don't these "eleet" jerks know that they just look like they're trying to pinch a loaf while keeping their kid/dog/xmas tree/car tire/bride out of the splash zone ?
Hanglow Joe wrote: Why do you need a program? Showing up a 1/2 hour a day and doing what you're doing is great. Try it for 4-6 weeks, you're not going to get dick cancer by not following a program.
big_t2100 wrote:God I can't get enough of Barky!!! Woof Woof Woof!!!!
Ed Zachary wrote:Best meat rub ever is Jergen's.
Mao wrote:Political power grows out of the barrel of a gun. Our principle is that the Party commands the gun, and the gun must never be allowed to command the Party
You're thinking "snatch" is my guess.DrDonkeyLove wrote:For some reason, I'm not thinking DL's here.
I choose to kill people with kindness. Oh, I should also mention "kindness" is the name of my samurai sword.Jay wrote:BTW, warriors kill shit. The only things you kill are exercise science and the board short display at Target.
