The couch thread

[Shafpocalypse Now]

LULZ at the retards at Shoreline misspelling "operator".

Everytime I read a Shoreline blog post, the spelling, grammatical, and punctuation errors make the idiocy seem even worse, if possible.

[grip junky]

She is a HS ENGLISH teacher.

[TerryB]

Waiting for Glassman and other XFers to say that @F factored significantly in the death of Osama.

It's probably already happened, because I no longer bother to check affiliate blogs and the mainsite.

If Shoreline does, you can almost guarantee that they'll misspell "operator."

The funny thing is, the only way @fit could only have played a factor in OBL death is if Al Queda had adopted @fit as their official PT program.

=D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D>

HEADLINE: Osama, side-lined by severe SLAP tears, staph infection from bloody callouses, and nursing chronic low back pain, could not effectively defend himself and was summarily shot in the fucking eye. News at 11!

[big_t2100]

Stay classy Shari!

PS Post tits/ass.

Shari Baby must be listening....or just teasing!!

Yummy!! Chicken Legs

[TerryB]

That's a great shot.

[WildGorillaMan]

Waiting for Glassman and other XFers to say that @F factored significantly in the death of Osama.

It's probably already happened, because I no longer bother to check affiliate blogs and the mainsite.

Not @fit, but Men's Health magazine is first up to bat:

http://twitter.com/#!/MensHealthMag/sta ... 5403327488

[Freki]

Stay classy Shari!

PS Post tits/ass.

Shari Baby must be listening....or just teasing!!

Yummy!! Chicken Legs

Nice loins.

[Fat Cat]

Shari sugar don't stop now.

[Songjabong]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=pl ... 1CX5F8LlCE

You are not your five AM spin class or your max bench. But you are your handstand pushup and your double-under. Because Dave Castro sez those are better exercises.

Love the guy who is his 225 lb snatch. You can probably count the @fitters on one hand who can do that.

[T200]

I haven't watched any @Fit in a while. I see it is still by and large the province of homos.

[Shafpocalypse Now]

It's bad enough I occasionally watch the Starrett vids.

[Gin Master]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=pl ... 1CX5F8LlCE

You are not your five AM spin class or your max bench. But you are your handstand pushup and your double-under. Because Dave Castro sez those are better exercises.

Love the guy who is his 225 lb snatch. You can probably count the @fitters on one hand who can do that.

I'm not used to hearing the Epic Meal Time music in a video featuring a bunch of orthorexics who count their almond halves.

[The Nightman]

3 extra fat blocks = an epic meal to them. Messes up the hormonal milieu.

[Jay]

3 extra fat blocks = an epic meal to them. Messes up the hormonal milieu.

I tried zone once... once... but I had my blocks at 28 and doubled the fat, does that really count?

[Holland Oates]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=pl ... 1CX5F8LlCE

You are not your five AM spin class or your max bench. But you are your handstand pushup and your double-under. Because Dave Castro sez those are better exercises.

Love the guy who is his 225 lb snatch. You can probably count the @fitters on one hand who can do that.

LMFAO

Holy shit that was hilarious.

The women are more manly than the men in that video.

That was gayer than 10 guys fucking 5 guys.

[Zombomatic]

I'm not used to hearing the Epic Meal Time music in a video featuring a bunch of orthorexics who count their almond halves.

That bearded drunk from Epic Meal Time could probably slay a baker's dozen of xfitters with his bacon breath alone.

[Sassenach]

White people who take exercising waaaaaaaaaaay too seriously.

[Spider Monkey]

White people who take exercising waaaaaaaaaaay too seriously.

When how you work out becomes the definition of your life, determines who your friends are, when you are your double unders, or your snatch or your deadlift...shit has gotten fucked up.

[Crust Bucket]

Incredible athlete's? Pfffft.. as the Jeek would say.
Please fuckers you're sad sacks of shit trying to make meaning out of your sorry lives.

Why the fuck are shitfitters always dropping weights as if they're dropping a bomb?

[chi]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=pl ... 1CX5F8LlCE

You are not your five AM spin class or your max bench. But you are your handstand pushup and your double-under. Because Dave Castro sez those are better exercises.

Love the guy who is his 225 lb snatch. You can probably count the @fitters on one hand who can do that.

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[friedquads]

I am...sorry that I wasted 2:22 worth of my time with that.

[meatfish]

I am... still waiting for TitsNYC to unleash those bad boys (is there any other reason to keep checking this thread?)

[Jay]

From facebook:

Shoreline CrossFit
Attention Members: Next week, we are accepting food journals for analysis. Please be as specific and honest as possible...ounces, times, cheats, alcohol, etc. We'll be taken 2 of your best and worst days.
6 minutes ago · Like ·

and she is an English teacher??? I know this is petty as shit but goddamn that annoys the piss out of me. No wonder our kids are fucking stupid.

[baffled]

From facebook:

Shoreline CrossFit
Attention Members: Next week, we are accepting food journals for analysis. Please be as specific and honest as possible...ounces, times, cheats, alcohol, etc. We'll be taken 2 of your best and worst days.
6 minutes ago · Like ·

and she is an English teacher??? I know this is petty as shit but goddamn that annoys the piss out of me. No wonder our kids are fucking stupid.

You're right. @F makes kids stupid.

[GoDogGo!]

I am... still waiting for TitsNYC to unleash those bad boys (is there any other reason to keep checking this thread?)

Won't happen, and here's why: right now she's a nicely rounded fish in a small pond full of gristly, horsefaced shemales.

As soon as she takes off her shirt she's competing in a much larger pond: Hot Naked Girls on the Internet. And she knows that in that environment, she's nothing special.