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friedquads wrote:
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I work out at a pretty intense level. So much so that its pretty uncommon for me to not get sick. I performed on the national level for oly lifting in high school, national level in crew during college, and ran 1/2 marathons post college.

Vomiting is the body's physiological response to maximum exertion (usually max heart rate). It is caused by blood moving from the GI into your muscles. Of course this stops digestion which is when your stomach expels. Whenever I do I always immediately follow it up with rinsing my mouth out to minimize acid erosion.

Not that this is entirely scientific, or true empirical evidence, but IME if you break down a group working out into those that vomit and those that don't you'll see that those that do are generally stronger/faster/more stamina/more agile/everything "more" than the others. I've seen this throughout my entire workout life in oly lifting, crew, and running.
Just when you think all the good stuff has already been seen, along comes this douche.

http://www.board.crossfit.com/showthread.php?t=67030
I don't vomit when I workout. I'm pretty sure Jay, PL54, and Gin Master don't either. I'd gladly go toe to toe with this faggot in a grappling match and I'm sure the others I listed would demolish him in their respective sports as well.
No vomiting here, and I would destroy him at his own sport, as long as it isn't @fit or endurance bullshit...
I would pay good money to see that.
anybody who continually vomits, or thinks vomiting is key to progress, is a fucking moron and I would be pretty confident in saying that if his resume is correct that his coaches at those levels didn't condone that horseshit either.

I also am pretty confident saying that his performance in those sports would be a huge dropoff now from when he was competing. All in the name of "intensity" right?

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:-k I'm pretty sure that's a troll, not a subtle one either.
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coop wrote::-k I'm pretty sure that's a troll, not a subtle one either.
you honestly can't tell anymore.... people really believe that shit

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Stupidity speaks loudly

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Long story short: One of the Phys Ed PAC courses I took in college was Fundamentals of Wrestling. The final exam was practical: we squared off in weight classes and had to wrestle for part of our grade.

There were two heavyweights in the class, one who was actually on the team and a big burly P&B type dude who was big and strong but had no wrestling background.

They locked up for three rounds, and non-wrestler guy was game enough, and had plenty of strength so he actually held out pretty good against the wrestler. At the end of the third round the wrestler went and sat down with the rest of us and he was barely breathing heavy. Non wrestler dude crawled out of the room into the hall and spent ten minutes dry heaving into a garbage can.

In conclusion: puking =/ elite.
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WildGorillaMan wrote:Long story short: One of the Phys Ed PAC courses I took in college was Fundamentals of Wrestling. The final exam was practical: we squared off in weight classes and had to wrestle for part of our grade.

There were two heavyweights in the class, one who was actually on the team and a big burly P&B type dude who was big and strong but had no wrestling background.

They locked up for three rounds, and non-wrestler guy was game enough, and had plenty of strength so he actually held out pretty good against the wrestler. At the end of the third round the wrestler went and sat down with the rest of us and he was barely breathing heavy. Non wrestler dude crawled out of the room into the hall and spent ten minutes dry heaving into a garbage can.

In conclusion: puking =/ elite.
Great story, have a cookie :happiness:

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Jay wrote:
Great story, have a cookie :happiness:

of course I am busting your balls but I was dying to use that one
I'll tell ya, I was totally unprepared for the beating I took over the duration of that class.

On the bright side, because the grading was based on skills development and I was starting from zero I ended up with a good grade.
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friedquads wrote:
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this would be much more impressive if the building was on fire

That is so embarrassing. However, it would be cool if he was on fire.
If anything is flaming in the pic, it's the boy-girl in the background holding the paper.

I mean for fuck's sake, do football players train with their equipment on? Or, do SEALS train while wearing their SCUBA gear?
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Dan Martin wrote:
friedquads wrote:
Dan Martin wrote:
Hymen Asshole wrote:Image

this would be much more impressive if the building was on fire

That is so embarrassing. However, it would be cool if he was on fire.
If anything is flaming in the pic, it's the boy-girl in the background holding the paper.

I mean for fuck's sake, do football players train with their equipment on? Or, do SEALS train while wearing their SCUBA gear?
I thought the embarrassing thing was the poundage but yeah that too.
But when I stand in front of the mirror and really look, I wonder: What the fuck happened here? Jesus Christ. What a beating!

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ccrow wrote:
Dan Martin wrote:
friedquads wrote:
Dan Martin wrote:
Hymen Asshole wrote:Image

this would be much more impressive if the building was on fire

That is so embarrassing. However, it would be cool if he was on fire.
If anything is flaming in the pic, it's the boy-girl in the background holding the paper.

I mean for fuck's sake, do football players train with their equipment on? Or, do SEALS train while wearing their SCUBA gear?
I thought the embarrassing thing was the poundage but yeah that too.

Fuck, the embarrassment is manifold.
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When i next speak to Ben Youngs (yeah, i went Furman on you) i'll ask him if he or any other member of the England Rugby squad puke when training. :vom: :vom: :vom:
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I puke every few months because 1) I schedule an early Saturday judo conditioning class after a night heavy boozing or 2) I eat chili or tacos right before a sparring session and my bastard sparring partners punch and kick me in the stomach. Definitely not elite planning.

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I almost threw up after doing the filthy fifty one time. I was competing against my husband and got a little carried away. I spent the next 20 minutes dry-heaving in the bathroom. It was awful. I didn't feel very elite.
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syaigh wrote:I almost threw up after doing the filthy fifty one time. I was competing against my husband and got a little carried away. I spent the next 20 minutes dry-heaving in the bathroom. It was awful. I didn't feel very elite.
That is because DRY HEAVING is not elite. Massive amounts of liquid/food, bile-soaked vomitus IS.

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syaigh wrote:I almost threw up after doing the filthy fifty one time. I was competing against my husband and got a little carried away. I spent the next 20 minutes dry-heaving in the bathroom. It was awful. I didn't feel very elite.
Did your husband ride the Roman Pony during this? Because I think you'd gain some elite points for that.

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BobW wrote:
syaigh wrote:I almost threw up after doing the filthy fifty one time. I was competing against my husband and got a little carried away. I spent the next 20 minutes dry-heaving in the bathroom. It was awful. I didn't feel very elite.
Did your husband ride the Roman Pony during this? Because I think you'd gain some elite points for that.

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BobW wrote:
syaigh wrote:I almost threw up after doing the filthy fifty one time. I was competing against my husband and got a little carried away. I spent the next 20 minutes dry-heaving in the bathroom. It was awful. I didn't feel very elite.
Did your husband ride the Roman Pony during this? Because I think you'd gain some elite points for that.

\:D/
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Ride the Roman Pony?!

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BobW should call 911 because this week HE IS ON FIRE!
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Excellent timing, right before the Reebok Gaymes. The New Balance Minimus is being marketed (by someone) as a @F shoe.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tX5qW0OaCq8[/youtube]

The shoe actually looks pretty good, and the $80 price tag is all right. Shaf, you were given a promotional pair for being an interweb god. How do you like em? What are they good/not good for?

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BobW wrote:
syaigh wrote:I almost threw up after doing the filthy fifty one time. I was competing against my husband and got a little carried away. I spent the next 20 minutes dry-heaving in the bathroom. It was awful. I didn't feel very elite.
Did your husband ride the Roman Pony during this? Because I think you'd gain some elite points for that.

\:D/
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Gin Master wrote:Excellent timing, right before the Reebok Gaymes. The New Balance Minimus is being marketed (by someone) as a @F shoe.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tX5qW0OaCq8[/youtube]

The shoe actually looks pretty good, and the $80 price tag is all right. Shaf, you were given a promotional pair for being an interweb god. How do you like em? What are they good/not good for?
Interestingly, that dude's clean at 1:09 was one of the best looking cleans I've ever seen in an @fit video.
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Ed Zachary wrote:
BobW wrote:Did your husband ride the Roman Pony during this? Because I think you'd gain some elite points for that.

\:D/
LMFAO

Ride the Roman Pony?!

That's awesome.
Wow. =D> =D> =D>

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Gin Master wrote:Excellent timing, right before the Reebok Gaymes. The New Balance Minimus is being marketed (by someone) as a @F shoe.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tX5qW0OaCq8[/youtube]

The shoe actually looks pretty good, and the $80 price tag is all right. Shaf, you were given a promotional pair for being an interweb god. How do you like em? What are they good/not good for?
Why is it difficult to hang the U.S. flag correctly? Seen this issue in more than one crossfit video.

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j-cubed wrote:
Why is it difficult to hang the U.S. flag correctly? Seen this issue in more than one crossfit video.
@fitters read this ----->>>>>> http://www.usflag.org/flagetiquette.html

Now go fix your flags and show proper respect to the country that allows you the freedom to do the stupid shit you do for our entertainment.


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Gin Master wrote:Excellent timing, right before the Reebok Gaymes. The New Balance Minimus is being marketed (by someone) as a @F shoe.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tX5qW0OaCq8[/youtube]

The shoe actually looks pretty good, and the $80 price tag is all right. Shaf, you were given a promotional pair for being an interweb god. How do you like em? What are they good/not good for?
One of my lifters has a new pair of Reebok Hybrid lifting shoes to test. They are for @fit people who want to transition from the Olympic lifts directly to box jumps or burpees and back again. She wore them and her review was "These fucking suck".

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