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I don't know if the fact that it was a police car makes it better or worse?

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Jonny Canuck wrote:
Gin Master wrote:
Jonny Canuck wrote:any guesses as to what may happen? Fast forward to 2:00

That was a few inches from being a lot worse.
That's what she said
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The Crawdaddy wrote:
Jonny Canuck wrote:
Gin Master wrote:
Jonny Canuck wrote:any guesses as to what may happen? Fast forward to 2:00

That was a few inches from being a lot worse.
That's what she said
There's some risk management for ya'!
They already made it private.
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Stupid is as stupid does.

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What's the deal with people uploading a video as if it's perfectly fine, then getting butthurt and yanking the video once people start squawking about it?
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Some of the comments on my youtube channel are seriously brutal. Fucking morons can drag a freewheeling car and get their asses run over.

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baffled wrote: They already made it private.
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Hymen Asshole wrote:
baffled wrote: They already made it private.
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awesome, the Couch Thread is the only reliable site documenting the history of @fit

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WGM, was good to see that from the front view and it's saved for future reference as well


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Lead guy is an asshole. His concern (on the race) is evident

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"Other people come to the track to race cars, we actually did something."
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WildGorillaMan wrote:
"Other people come to the track to race cars, we actually did something."
You have GOT to be shitting me.....who the fuck said that? I hope it wasn't just an anonymous idiot drunk on the kool-aid.
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Just because it's Valentine's Day and I love all you fuckers I thought somebody might want to litter this link around the interewebz and help it live in infamy

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Holy shit.

That's awful. Poor girl. Hope she's okay.

I'm guessing a week or two of bruising followed by a few months of neck pain/headaches.
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WildGorillaMan wrote:
"Other people come to the track to race cars, we actually did something."
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Shafpocalypse Now wrote:Good fucking Dog! Russ Greene is a staff at CFHQ now. LULz.!
Maybe he will feud with ours.

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I bet they are all bragging about how much of a warrior she is for almost getting run over by a car while @fitting...

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You know, if three years ago a mysterious message from the future (like in John Carpenter's Prince Of Darkness) had been posted on the couch thread warning us that the Softball Throw would be an event at the Games, that when we all finally saw ANYC's titties no one would care, and that some chick would get run over by a police car at an @fit competition, no one would have believed it. Back THEN we thought we had already seen the apex of asininity.

How wrong we were.
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WildGorillaMan wrote:How come nobody ran up and deadlifted the car off of her?

Oh, right...
Because they're training for functional,real life shit. When would a person get pinned under a car in real...oh...

LULZ at all the hardcore posturing and zombie apocalypse shit talk that comes out of these people. At the first hint of real crisis, their response is
* get pissed off at the workout interruption
* act completely bored
* do a little rubbernecking while holding onto a Starbucks cup.

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Gin Master wrote:
Shafpocalypse Now wrote:Good fucking Dog! Russ Greene is a staff at CFHQ now. LULz.!
Maybe he will feud with ours.

He's another Budding. Incompetent yet passionate across BTAMD.
Russ is consistently one of the biggest @fit homers the world has ever seen, from the old days to now, he has always poured the red shit.

I give him credit for never wavering, and he is a perfect fit to HQ's lunacy

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True, Jay, True.

I remember him trying to spin that the CFG winners all did mainpage programming maybe 2 games ago.

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WildGorillaMan wrote:You know, if three years ago a mysterious message from the future (like in John Carpenter's Prince Of Darkness) had been posted on the couch thread warning us that the Softball Throw would be an event at the Games, that when we all finally saw ANYC's titties no one would care, and that some chick would get run over by a police car at an @fit competition, no one would have believed it. Back THEN we thought we had already seen the apex of asininity.

How wrong we were.
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Jay wrote:
Gin Master wrote:
Shafpocalypse Now wrote:Good fucking Dog! Russ Greene is a staff at CFHQ now. LULz.!
Maybe he will feud with ours.

He's another Budding. Incompetent yet passionate across BTAMD.
Russ is consistently one of the biggest @fit homers the world has ever seen, from the old days to now, he has always poured the red shit.

I give him credit for never wavering, and he is a perfect fit to HQ's lunacy


He's been on staff at CFHQ for close to a year now, if not longer. Social media director something IIRC.

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kreator wrote:
Jay wrote:
Gin Master wrote:
Shafpocalypse Now wrote:Good fucking Dog! Russ Greene is a staff at CFHQ now. LULz.!
Maybe he will feud with ours.

He's another Budding. Incompetent yet passionate across BTAMD.
Russ is consistently one of the biggest @fit homers the world has ever seen, from the old days to now, he has always poured the red shit.

I give him credit for never wavering, and he is a perfect fit to HQ's lunacy


He's been on staff at CFHQ for close to a year now, if not longer. Social media director something IIRC.
Shows how much I follow their shit... I thought Lis was social media director?

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Isn't Russ the kid who got banned for having a fake name or something?
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