The couch thread

[Yes I Have Balls]

Ok, this has GOT to be a fucking joke, right? Dude wants to use his FUCKING GI BILL to pay for an @Fit level 1?????

http://board.crossfit.com/showthread.php?t=73579

Must have been in the Navy.

[Shafpocalypse Now]

Glassman basically stole his definition of fitness from Cawley, the med ball guy.

[WildGorillaMan]

When did OPT end up on the outs with HQ? How did I miss that?

http://optexperience.com/blog

[Shafpocalypse Now]

The whole mythology that Glassman first did Fran as a teenaged ring man is also laughable.

[Shafpocalypse Now]

Also, at one point they couldn't jam OPT's dick down their throats fast enough.

[Cave Canem]

When did OPT end up on the outs with HQ? How did I miss that?

I think it was when he started offering his own coaching certification that actually required prior coaching experience and taught physiology and assessment before even touching exercise and programming.

[lasalle]

HQ clearly has a continuing hard on for you, WGM...

[WildGorillaMan]

That may explain the noteable uptick in page views and apparel sales since the weekend.

Somewhere between half to two thirds of all @fitters still haven't heard of WGM And TEAM GORILLA. They're getting my brand exposure that I hadn't been able to reach on my own.

When HQ disses you, your career takes off. It's the Dan John Principle.

Do you suppose I should send HQ a thank you card?

[lasalle]

Send Couch an XXL hoodie.

[The Crawdaddy]

Do you suppose I should send HQ a thank you card?

Hell yes.

[Batboy2/75]

Send Couch an XXL hoodie.

And a Bottle of Safeway gin.

[Danny John]

It wasn't what Gregg said about me, honestly, WGM, it is what all the rest of you said. I don't know if I can thank you all enough. I'm not people realize....from a financial point of view....the impact that little attack on my character (and you and yours fine defense of said character) did for me.

I was able to double my price for free advice.

[Jay]

Any advice from you, Dan, is worth paying for.

[Jay]

This whole fitness definition thing....

@fit really fucked that up didn't they

[tzg]

BROAD TIME AND MODAL DOMAINS.

Idiots.

[Hymen Asshole]

WGM bask in the glory they have bestowed upon you and don't give them shit

[Jay]

WGM bask in the glory they have bestowed upon you and don't give them shit

WGM, you should love those idiots, they are buying all your shit :)

[baffled]

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Nah

They need to relax. The fact is, WOD 1 of the Open starts tomorrow, and in a day or two we will have forgotten all about the Cop Car WOD.

Well, unless we keep sending it out on Twitter, Facebook and posting the vid to the couch thread.



Who's got that vid of that chick pissing herself?

[Turdacious]

mshairynutz.png

Nah

They need to relax. The fact is, WOD 1 of the Open starts tomorrow, and in a day or two we will have forgotten all about the Cop Car WOD.

Well, unless we keep sending it out on Twitter, Facebook and posting the vid to the couch thread.



Who's got that vid of that chick pissing herself?

pm G$

[Dan Martin]

Send Couch an XXL hoodie.

Or an extra-medium.

[Testiclaw]

Or an extra-medium.

Extra-medium is the old term, it's now called a Euro-large.

[Gin Master]

Kinda reminds me of the dorks in Jr. High that were into Dungeons & Dragons and wanted to challenge all the kids that teased them "to a duel"!

You laugh now, but wait until one rolls a +6/+14 and crits your ass.

That was me, bitch. Some 14th level magic users can really fuck you up.

[Shafpocalypse Now]

So, fucking Pukie is allowed on FB but Couch Crassmann isn't? FUCKING BULLSHIT

[Gin Master]

It wasn't what Gregg said about me, honestly, WGM, it is what all the rest of you said. I don't know if I can thank you all enough. I'm not people realize....from a financial point of view....the impact that little attack on my character (and you and yours fine defense of said character) did for me.

I was able to double my price for free advice.

It's the little forks in life that make the biggest differences. But for Couch you might still be the most popular track coach at JD (no offense meant at all). It makes you wonder how many more uncovered gems are out there.

[Dan Martin]

Or an extra-medium.

Extra-medium is the old term, it's now called a Euro-large.

At times I can be so gauche.