The couch thread

Yes I Have Balls · Post by **Yes I Have Balls** » Tue Feb 21, 2012 10:14 pm

Ok, this has GOT to be a fucking joke, right? Dude wants to use his FUCKING GI BILL to pay for an @Fit level 1?????

http://board.crossfit.com/showthread.php?t=73579

Must have been in the Navy.

Shafpocalypse Now · Post by **Shafpocalypse Now** » Tue Feb 21, 2012 10:14 pm

Glassman basically stole his definition of fitness from Cawley, the med ball guy.

WildGorillaMan · Post by **WildGorillaMan** » Tue Feb 21, 2012 11:27 pm

When did OPT end up on the outs with HQ? How did I miss that?

http://optexperience.com/blog

Shafpocalypse Now · Post by **Shafpocalypse Now** » Tue Feb 21, 2012 11:44 pm

The whole mythology that Glassman first did Fran as a teenaged ring man is also laughable.

Shafpocalypse Now · Post by **Shafpocalypse Now** » Tue Feb 21, 2012 11:44 pm

Also, at one point they couldn't jam OPT's dick down their throats fast enough.

Cave Canem · Post by **Cave Canem** » Wed Feb 22, 2012 12:00 am

WildGorillaMan wrote:When did OPT end up on the outs with HQ? How did I miss that?

I think it was when he started offering his own coaching certification that actually required prior coaching experience and taught physiology and assessment before even touching exercise and programming.

lasalle · Post by **lasalle** » Wed Feb 22, 2012 12:27 am

HQ clearly has a continuing hard on for you, WGM...

WildGorillaMan · Post by **WildGorillaMan** » Wed Feb 22, 2012 1:00 am

That may explain the noteable uptick in page views and apparel sales since the weekend.

Somewhere between half to two thirds of all @fitters still haven't heard of WGM And TEAM GORILLA. They're getting my brand exposure that I hadn't been able to reach on my own.

When HQ disses you, your career takes off. It's the Dan John Principle.

Do you suppose I should send HQ a thank you card?

lasalle · Post by **lasalle** » Wed Feb 22, 2012 1:03 am

Send Couch an XXL hoodie.

The Crawdaddy · Post by **The Crawdaddy** » Wed Feb 22, 2012 1:19 am

WildGorillaMan wrote: Do you suppose I should send HQ a thank you card?

Hell yes.

Batboy2/75 · Post by **Batboy2/75** » Wed Feb 22, 2012 2:24 am

lasalle wrote:Send Couch an XXL hoodie.

And a Bottle of Safeway gin.

Danny John · Post by **Danny John** » Wed Feb 22, 2012 2:44 am

It wasn't what Gregg said about me, honestly, WGM, it is what all the rest of you said. I don't know if I can thank you all enough. I'm not people realize....from a financial point of view....the impact that little attack on my character (and you and yours fine defense of said character) did for me.

I was able to double my price for free advice.

Jay · Post by **Jay** » Wed Feb 22, 2012 3:52 am

Any advice from you, Dan, is worth paying for.

Jay · Post by **Jay** » Wed Feb 22, 2012 3:57 am

This whole fitness definition thing....

@fit really fucked that up didn't they

tzg · Post by **tzg** » Wed Feb 22, 2012 4:21 am

BROAD TIME AND MODAL DOMAINS.

Idiots.

Hymen Asshole · Post by **Hymen Asshole** » Wed Feb 22, 2012 4:22 am

WGM bask in the glory they have bestowed upon you and don't give them shit

Jay · Post by **Jay** » Wed Feb 22, 2012 4:43 am

Hymen Asshole wrote:WGM bask in the glory they have bestowed upon you and don't give them shit

WGM, you should love those idiots, they are buying all your shit :)

baffled · Post by **baffled** » Wed Feb 22, 2012 4:46 am

WildGorillaMan wrote:
Hymen Asshole wrote:
mshairynutz.png
Nah
They need to relax. The fact is, WOD 1 of the Open starts tomorrow, and in a day or two we will have forgotten all about the Cop Car WOD.

Well, unless we keep sending it out on Twitter, Facebook and posting the vid to the couch thread.

Who's got that vid of that chick pissing herself?

Turdacious · Post by **Turdacious** » Wed Feb 22, 2012 4:55 am

baffled wrote:
WildGorillaMan wrote:
Hymen Asshole wrote:
mshairynutz.png
Nah
They need to relax. The fact is, WOD 1 of the Open starts tomorrow, and in a day or two we will have forgotten all about the Cop Car WOD.
Well, unless we keep sending it out on Twitter, Facebook and posting the vid to the couch thread.

Who's got that vid of that chick pissing herself?

pm G$

Dan Martin · Post by **Dan Martin** » Wed Feb 22, 2012 2:25 pm

lasalle wrote:Send Couch an XXL hoodie.

Or an extra-medium.

Testiclaw · Post by **Testiclaw** » Wed Feb 22, 2012 3:33 pm

Dan Martin wrote:Or an extra-medium.

Extra-medium is the old term, it's now called a Euro-large.

Gin Master · Post by **Gin Master** » Wed Feb 22, 2012 3:51 pm

Testiclaw wrote:
Kinda reminds me of the dorks in Jr. High that were into Dungeons & Dragons and wanted to challenge all the kids that teased them "to a duel"!
You laugh now, but wait until one rolls a +6/+14 and crits your ass.

That was me, bitch. Some 14th level magic users can really fuck you up.

Shafpocalypse Now · Post by **Shafpocalypse Now** » Wed Feb 22, 2012 3:56 pm

So, fucking Pukie is allowed on FB but Couch Crassmann isn't? FUCKING BULLSHIT

Gin Master · Post by **Gin Master** » Wed Feb 22, 2012 3:57 pm

Danny John wrote:It wasn't what Gregg said about me, honestly, WGM, it is what all the rest of you said. I don't know if I can thank you all enough. I'm not people realize....from a financial point of view....the impact that little attack on my character (and you and yours fine defense of said character) did for me.

I was able to double my price for free advice.

It's the little forks in life that make the biggest differences. But for Couch you might still be the most popular track coach at JD (no offense meant at all). It makes you wonder how many more uncovered gems are out there.

Dan Martin · Post by **Dan Martin** » Wed Feb 22, 2012 4:02 pm

Testiclaw wrote:
Dan Martin wrote:Or an extra-medium.
Extra-medium is the old term, it's now called a Euro-large.

At times I can be so gauche.

IGX

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