The couch thread

[TerryB]

GPP = In shape.

In Cultfit land, GPP = "READY 4 ANYTHING!!"

like 50 rounds of wallball out of the blue!

[Fuzzy Dunlop]

Since I'm doing Crossfit, I find I have much more chest hair... Is it the hormones? Am I the only one in that situation?.

what a fuckin goldmine that place is

[Holland Oates]

Referring to GPP without a particular sport in mine is like saying "it's colder around here". Colder than fucking what?

=D>
Sheer magnificent genius.

[Sassenach]

Since I'm doing Crossfit, I find I have much more chest hair... Is it the hormones? Am I the only one in that situation?.

what a fuckin goldmine that place is

Oh my god.

[Crust Bucket]

Since I'm doing Crossfit, I find I have much more chest hair... Is it the hormones? Am I the only one in that situation?.

Alex you're just a dingleberry and yeah I guess it is the hormones since most men have hair on their nuts and you're getting on your chest. Congratulations! You're now a woman.

[Shafpocalypse Now]

I guess Crossfit didn't help BJ this time.

[GoDogGo!]

Since I'm doing Crossfit, I find I have much more chest hair... Is it the hormones? Am I the only one in that situation?.

what a fuckin goldmine that place is

Why would he care? He's just gonna wax it anyway.

[Thud]

If Couch told them CF would make their wieners bigger they'd all think they were turning into John Holmes.

[Anon]

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[sanchezero]

make that shit ^ bigger so it'll look right on a tshirt.

nice...

[___________]

I think Holmes ought to work on his GPP.
All that SSP on catching balls in the corner of the endzone is fucking worthless.

[Holland Oates]

I think Holmes ought to work on his GPP.
All that SSP on catching balls in the corner of the endzone is fucking worthless.

I couldn't agree more.

Sure he can pull off game winning plays in the Super Bowl but what's really important and needs to be asked is what's his Fran time?

[___________]

I think Holmes ought to work on his GPP.
All that SSP on catching balls in the corner of the endzone is fucking worthless.

I couldn't agree more.

Sure he can pull off game winning plays in the Super Bowl but what's really important and needs to be asked is what's his Fran time?

Imagine if he spent 3 hours with couch Glassman.
Holmes would be catching like 40 Super Bowl winning catches in the corner of the endzone per game.
Fucking weak performer.

[powerlifter54]

TC makes me laugh. Like Rant, but the pictures are better in the articles...

Tony to Tonie...lmao

"...The CrossFit guys don't like anybody who uses any equipment that can be found outside a park or, I don't know, a petting zoo or cemetery, where tombstones can be used as impromptu pulling sleds.

And the assorted bodybuilders and powerlifters and strength athletes dislike the CrossFit people because, well, all that endurance and grace the CrossFit guys exhibit in their assorted Sally, Alice, and Shakira exercise routines makes them all jealous because those graceful guys might just qualify for a role in the next off-Broadway production of Guys and Dolls and by God, the bodybuilders and powerlifters and strength athletes know they can't do that!

Hell, if some HIT guys or Waterbury devotees tried to dance in a musical, they'd be laughed off the fucking stage! No Tony awards for them! Hey, wait a minute, if those CrossFit guys change Tony to Tonie, they could make a new CrossFit exercise routine! Those clever devils"

[nafod]

Holmes would be catching like 40 Super Bowl winning catches in the corner of the endzone per game.
Fucking weak performer.

He probably wouldn't have dropped the first one that went through his hands. Thankfully the Cardinals gave him a mulligan.

I wish he'd have dropped more of those when he was at Ohio State in games against us. Same for Fitzgerald when he was at Pitt...he beat us on an endzone grab.

That was a fun game.

[___________]

Holmes would be catching like 40 Super Bowl winning catches in the corner of the endzone per game.
Fucking weak performer.

He probably wouldn't have dropped the first one that went through his hands. Thankfully the Cardinals gave him a mulligan.

I wish he'd have dropped more of those when he was at Ohio State in games against us. Same for Fitzgerald when he was at Pitt...he beat us on an endzone grab.

That was a fun game.

More GPP & he would have caught BOTH of them.

[Turdacious]

Holmes would be catching like 40 Super Bowl winning catches in the corner of the endzone per game.
Fucking weak performer.

He probably wouldn't have dropped the first one that went through his hands. Thankfully the Cardinals gave him a mulligan.

I wish he'd have dropped more of those when he was at Ohio State in games against us. Same for Fitzgerald when he was at Pitt...he beat us on an endzone grab.

That was a fun game.

Please, this is a big improvement-- everybody knows Big 10 receivers can't make game winning catches in bowl games.

[The Real Rant]

Ok I give. Why are @fitters wearing eye black when lifting "weights"?

[The Real Rant]

Wooden plates?

[Shafpocalypse Now]

When snatching with a empty bar just isn't light enough, you can go to the 15kg womans bar and wooden disks.

[The Real Rant]

Is the game face really necessary?

[The Real Rant]

Is there anything about this pic that isn't ghey?

[DBID]

When snatching with a empty bar just isn't light enough, you can go to the 15kg womans bar and wooden disks.

I think they are just using it for bar height off the floor. That is the only thing I can think of that makes sense about it.

[Damien]

Wooden plates?

Funny thing is, he seems to be snatching with a no-thumbs grip. Douchebag...

[Turdacious]

Wooden plates?

Funny thing is, he seems to be snatching with a no-thumbs grip. Douchebag...

Probably easier to do that than keep the pinkies up.