The couch thread

[Shaun B. O'Murnecan]

Is infection really the metaphor he wants to use?

[Fat Cat]

Sepsis, imho.

[kitosho]

greg glassman invented circuit training

[kitosho]

that is essentially the core of his argument, correct?

[dead man walking]

he made the first medicine ball.

he carries it under his shirt to this day.

[Shafpocalypse Now]

Crossfit has not adequately defended themselves. Damn near everything they do, down to the techniques, down to the metaprinciples, has come from some other place, and @Fers have been schooled extensively.

[Mrs. Couch]

Hello there, what a nice site you have! I just want to thank you for all the nice things you've said about my husband and our working girls, I mean the girls who work for us.

What did I tell you about coming to this site bitch?!? Get back in the kitchen an fix me a drink...NOW...or I'll send those fake tits back. Get me some gin bitch!

Oh my, are we being an angry man today? Coochie coochie coo! Here's your bottle, then it's time for your nap.

[Mrs. Couch]

Mr. Couch, I respectfully request you let me play with your wife's tits.

Are you an affiliate? I'll see you at the next Level 2!

[Mrs. Couch]

I want to thank you all again for the warm welcome to your loving community. I was especially touched by the private message from one of you about your friend Jack who hasn't been laid in so many years - of course I'll go visit him today on his birthday!

[***]

Hello there, what a nice site you have! I just want to thank you for all the nice things you've said about my husband and our working girls, I mean the girls who work for us.

What did I tell you about coming to this site bitch?!? Get back in the kitchen an fix me a drink...NOW...or I'll send those fake tits back. Get me some gin bitch!

Oh my, are we being an angry man today? Coochie coochie coo! Here's your bottle, then it's time for your nap.

Slut.

[***]

Mr. Couch, I respectfully request you let me play with your wife's tits.

Are you an affiliate? I'll see you at the next Level 2!

Shape,

She's yours for a fifth of Grey Goose. Deal?

[Mrs. Couch]

Hello there, what a nice site you have! I just want to thank you for all the nice things you've said about my husband and our working girls, I mean the girls who work for us.

What did I tell you about coming to this site bitch?!? Get back in the kitchen an fix me a drink...NOW...or I'll send those fake tits back. Get me some gin bitch!

Oh my, are we being an angry man today? Coochie coochie coo! Here's your bottle, then it's time for your nap.

Slut.

Oh dear, we met Pukie again didn't we? I knew I shouldn't have given your bottle back.

[***]

I want to thank you all again for the warm welcome to your loving community. I was especially touched by the private message from one of you about your friend Jack who hasn't been laid in so many years - of course I'll go visit him today on his birthday!

I want my cut dammit! The house gets 80%. Where's my cocktail woman?

[***]

Hello there, what a nice site you have! I just want to thank you for all the nice things you've said about my husband and our working girls, I mean the girls who work for us.

What did I tell you about coming to this site bitch?!? Get back in the kitchen an fix me a drink...NOW...or I'll send those fake tits back. Get me some gin bitch!

Oh my, are we being an angry man today? Coochie coochie coo! Here's your bottle, then it's time for your nap.

Slut.

Oh dear, we met Pukie again didn't we? I knew I shouldn't have given your bottle back.

I am Pukie. Ho.

[Anon]

I am not getting a "RANT" vibe from this exchange.

[Shapecharge]

Mr. Couch, I respectfully request you let me play with your wife's tits.

Are you an affiliate? I'll see you at the next Level 2!

Shape,

She's yours for a fifth of Grey Goose. Deal?

Done. Send her ass to my house.

[POD]

Is infection really the metaphor he wants to use?

Anyone hear of this place before? http://www.crossfitcult.com/

[Shafpocalypse Now]

Someone should call those fags and tell them to suck it.

[Fat Cat]

Is infection really the metaphor he wants to use?

Anyone hear of this place before? http://www.crossfitcult.com/

And me without a daisycutter.

[Sofa King]

Someone should call those fags and tell them to suck it.

Sort of like telling a fat kid to eat cake.

[ab g-d]

I think last night I saw the start of CF being marketed on the Biggest Loser. Jillian said to one of the guys "You're doing metabolic training which is circuits of full body movements" or something close to that. He was then shown doing thrusters, knee to elbows, and skin the cats...all classic CF drills. Either CF is getting teed up to be an actual sponser, or Jillian is simply going to do a Twight and saying blow me, I know more about training then you ever will, and you didn't invent pullups or circuits.

It would be funny seeing Fat Old Couch explaining in court how he's the authority and the hottie with the hip bones and veins in her arms copied his program.

[***]

Functional strength is the successful application of force along productive lines. *sip* Insist foundational pieces are rock-solid. *sip-sip* Response to stimulus is systemic rather than mechanical. We exist on the margins of decrepitude. *sip-sip-sip* Metabolically inert material can be carved off and replaced [with muscle] with no net displacement. *chug* No brain, no pain. Alter your hormonal milieu. *chug-a-lug* If you cannot deadlift you are injured but asymptomatic.*guzzle*. Is like amssjsnsnsk...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

[Stillwater]

That biggest loser bimbo is the anti-couch.

Who in there right mind thinks it's a good idea for a 300+lb fatty to run sprints on a treadmill.

[WildGorillaMan]

That biggest loser bimbo is the anti-couch.

Who in there right mind thinks it's a good idea for a 300+lb fatty to run sprints on a treadmill.

What doesn't kill them makes them stronger.

Of course, what doesn't make them stronger kills them, but try not to dwell on that.

[***]

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. Mark Twight! zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...