Holy JESUS! Talk about the RRG getting sucked DRY. It's hard to get sympathy with a jury when you've got a guy like that Mutambo Mimms guy (who still got $300,00) but put a mom on the stand who is severely depressed from a miscarriage and/or permanent uterine damage caused by a "FREE!" introductory Cultfit workout and the $500k RRG seedmoney won't even BEGIN to cover the damages.
HAHAHA at least the Trainer is well qualified!
Andrea started CrossFit in 2004. She is a trainer at CrossFit Brand X in Ramona, CA., and is a Certified CrossFit Trainer, CrossFit Certified Olympic Weightlifting Trainer, Certified CrossFit Kids Trainer, a Certified Pre-Post Natal Exercise Specialist, and she recently attended the CrossFit Gymnastics Certification held at Brand X. A Licensed Massage Therapist since 1996, she has found this skill to be very helpful in her training. Andrea trains pregnant and post-partum women within the CrossFit methodology so they can maintain or begin their functional fitness program
"Isn't it true that 'certified' just means you attended a 2-day workshop and paid some money?"
"Yes."
"And these 'certifications' programs were just launched within the past year or two?
"Yes."
"And since you've only been doing Crossfit since 2004, you haven't held these certifications for very long have you?"
"That's true."
"And you have absolutely NO medical training, right?"
"That's right."
"And no qualifications outside of these "Crossfit" certifications?"
"Well I was a massage therapist."
"A massage therapist?? Did massage therapy help save Mrs. Smith's baby, who died while under your supervision?"
"No."
