The couch thread

Grandpa's Spells · Post by **Grandpa's Spells** » Sat Feb 24, 2007 10:55 pm

powerlifter54 wrote:4. Excuse making.
5. Limping.
7. Brandishing Absurd Theories
8. Side straddle hops for Internal Organ Shutdown.

LMAO =D>

___________ · Post by **___________** » Sat Feb 24, 2007 11:54 pm

Where the fuck is the AbGod Foxy?
Fucking AbGod, hear my cry, we need thee to return hence & pile on Glassman & his cronies post haste.

Abandoned by Wolves · Sun Feb 25, 2007 12:00 am

powerlifter54 wrote:
Freki wrote:http://www.crossfit.com/

The 1st Ever Crossfit Games
AKA " The Road to 200K"

Possible Events:
1. Beating the Girls in Everything
2. Beating the Boyz in every lifting event.
3. Puking for volume and distance.
4. Excuse making.
5. Limping.
6. Oly lifts with broomsticks kata
7. Brandishing Absurd Theories
8. Side straddle hops for Internal Organ Shutdown.
9. @fit Biathalon: Kool Aid Drinking combined with #3.
10. Climbing a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole and running 3 cycles of 500 meter runs alternated with broomstick powercleans and iron crosses from the neighborhood kids swingsget while wearing firefighter kit and a WACO SWAT T-shirt.

11. Kipping Tactical Pullups.
12. Being Classy (Oops, that's RKC II).
13. Isometric 700 lb Rack Deadlifts for time.
14. Weighted X-Vest Couples Tango
15. Naked Burpees
16. Genital Sled Dragging
17. Kegels
18. Urinalysis
19. Playing the Minute Waltz by Hitting the Piano Keys with 9 lb sledges
20. Iron Cross Fit Chef Competition! Secret Ingredient: Lead Shot

Gary John · Post by **Gary John** » Sun Feb 25, 2007 12:36 am

Shades of Battle of the Network Superstars.

A young Linda Carter, jiggling in a lycra top.

Tim · Post by **Tim** » Sun Feb 25, 2007 1:22 am

http://www.crossfit.com/discus/messages/26/37058.html

can anybody tell me approx. how much a one inch by 6' dowel would weigh? i dont have an actual dowel but a lot of pvc that i can fill with sand to the correct weight... thanks

For a regulation broomstrick?

Crust Bucket · Post by **Crust Bucket** » Sun Feb 25, 2007 1:28 am

can anybody tell me approx. how much a one inch by 6' dowel would weigh? i dont have an actual dowel but a lot of pvc that i can fill with sand to the correct weight... thanks

He's really wondering if they think he's got an big dick or not.

Abandoned by Wolves · Post by **Abandoned by Wolves** » Sun Feb 25, 2007 2:08 am

I forgot:

- Stability Ball tug of war
- 100 Yard Dash (over hot coals)
- Kill The Man (Or Woman) With The Medicine Ball

ultracool · Post by **ultracool** » Sun Feb 25, 2007 2:56 am

I am rolling on the floor laughing my ass off.

This is too funny.

TomFurman · Post by **TomFurman** » Sun Feb 25, 2007 3:27 am

Shades of Battle of the Network Superstars.

A young Linda Carter, jiggling in a lycra top.

Yes,...she stretched and adjusted her one piece bathing suit on the starting block. I am old enough to remember, =D>

Shafpocalypse Now · Post by **Shafpocalypse Now** » Sun Feb 25, 2007 3:28 am

If that inked chick doing the walking lunges is going to be there I'm there. She is hawt!

You mean her?

http://sharikeener.blogspot.com/2006/11 ... -zone.html

stosh · Post by **stosh** » Sun Feb 25, 2007 3:44 am

I gotta say, I am in the zone.

Grandpa's Spells · Post by **Grandpa's Spells** » Sun Feb 25, 2007 6:09 am

Dayum.

nafod · Post by **nafod** » Sun Feb 25, 2007 1:36 pm

There should be some sort of test of brainless retard strength, say...

40. deadlift.

And then, for a test of a combination of strength, flexibility, perseverance and faggoty gayness, there should be the...

41. Timed unassisted day-glo purple bench shirt upper body insertion.

Abandoned by Wolves · Post by **Abandoned by Wolves** » Sun Feb 25, 2007 6:38 pm

- Precision Mincing (thanks, Monty Python)
- Being Punched In the Stomach (As Hard As You Can)
(this could also be another Biathlon combined with Puking For Distance)
- Escaping from A Tank Filled With Water
- Crossfit Style CPR (details best left undescribed for those of you with delicate constitutions) for time
- Tiddlywinks (with 10 lb plates)

___________ · Post by **___________** » Sun Feb 25, 2007 6:41 pm

Shaf wrote:

Fuck. Fucking fuck me she's hawt.

GoDogGo! · Post by **GoDogGo!** » Sun Feb 25, 2007 8:09 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u0MCIb8wPKg

Am I the only one who misses the 80's?

GDG!

Crust Bucket · Post by **Crust Bucket** » Sun Feb 25, 2007 8:12 pm

GoDogGo! wrote:Am I the only one who misses the 80's?

I do, except for the clothes, hairstyles and some of the music.

Mickey O'neil · Post by **Mickey O'neil** » Sun Feb 25, 2007 8:13 pm

Shaf wrote:
If that inked chick doing the walking lunges is going to be there I'm there. She is hawt!

You mean her?

http://sharikeener.blogspot.com/2006/11 ... -zone.html

Holy hell! Yes, Yes, Yes. Thanks Shaf!

mrzero · Post by **mrzero** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 4:33 pm

*bump*

Craig · Post by **Craig** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 6:28 pm

TomFurman wrote:
Shades of Battle of the Network Superstars.

A young Linda Carter, jiggling in a lycra top.
Yes,...she stretched and adjusted her one piece bathing suit on the starting block. I am old enough to remember, =D>

If the 80"s have the internet then the 80's would be on steroids.

Kazuya Mishima · Post by **Kazuya Mishima** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 7:17 pm

Craig wrote:
TomFurman wrote:
Shades of Battle of the Network Superstars.

A young Linda Carter, jiggling in a lycra top.
Yes,...she stretched and adjusted her one piece bathing suit on the starting block. I am old enough to remember, =D>
If the 80"s have the internet then the 80's would be on steroids.

Craig · Post by **Craig** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 10:24 am

Kazuya Mishima wrote:
Craig wrote:
TomFurman wrote:
Shades of Battle of the Network Superstars.

A young Linda Carter, jiggling in a lycra top.
Yes,...she stretched and adjusted her one piece bathing suit on the starting block. I am old enough to remember, =D>
If the 80"s have the internet then the 80's would be on steroids.

Have you been through the 80's or not?

Shafpocalypse Now · Post by **Shafpocalypse Now** » Fri Mar 23, 2007 3:29 pm

The latest sally:

http://www.crossfit.com/cf-info/CrossFi ... Twight.pdf

You can see here that the wagons are being circled:

http://www.crossfit.com/cgi-bin/moveabl ... ry_id=2121

Couch's big speech:
[quote]
Bingo,

You are exactly correct in your summation, wine sodden or not, and overly generous in your praise of me. For you and the rest of this fine community I offer my motivation and my deepest gratitude.

When Markâ€™s weakness was publicly revealed at our seminar I ordered cameras turned off to mitigate his obvious embarrassment.

When he couldnâ€™t get a muscle-up I bought him rings and coached him over the phone to success.

When deployed soldiers told me that heâ€™d hidden from them the origins of â€œhis new programâ€

Grandpa's Spells · Post by **Grandpa's Spells** » Fri Mar 23, 2007 3:46 pm

I like how Couch thinks the fact that he could lawyer Twight to death without proving the merits of CF's claims somehow strengthens his argument.

Tim · Post by **Tim** » Fri Mar 23, 2007 4:01 pm

I think the timing is obvious and has nothing to do with 300 or even Mark Twight.

He couldn't stand that this thread had fallen off the front page on the IGx training forum.