The couch thread

Kraj · Post by **Kraj** » Thu Sep 18, 2008 1:12 pm

GoDogGo! wrote:I think that needs some more R's and i's. Like so:

RRRRRRRRRRiiiiiiiight.

Jealous much? Since you and ab-gd there are just fat, cubicle-bound slobs. Hating is easy. Doing something to actually rise up out of your predicament is not. You need to take some time and focus on what you need to do instead of obsessing with my obvious physical and mental superiority.

jscratch · Post by **jscratch** » Thu Sep 18, 2008 2:23 pm

I don't have a problem with her face. Considering she's nearly what, 1000? years old, I'd say she's doing pretty good.

Grandpa's Spells · Post by **Grandpa's Spells** » Thu Sep 18, 2008 5:56 pm

http://sharikeener.blogspot.com/2008/09 ... -they.html

Then usually after that wave I get a case of the break downs. I try to pull myself outta that quickly and do a 180 because it does absolutely nothing for me.It's not like Brendan gives a FUCK how I feel - he's traveling with his new girlfriend and laughing and being carefree. While I am here suffering. What a fucker! So after that I get pissed off again and the cycle restarts.
Fun to read with this music:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmLS_jkxPRs

JamesonBushmill · Post by **JamesonBushmill** » Thu Sep 18, 2008 11:16 pm

I predict Boto steals B-boy away from TitsNYC soon, using the advanced and mystical "dragon lady oriental love skills" that he picked up from his fellow Thai Ladyboys, or on his trip through Amsterdam.

GoDogGo! · Post by **GoDogGo!** » Thu Sep 18, 2008 11:25 pm

JamesonBushmill wrote:I predict Boto steals B-boy away from TitsNYC soon, using the advanced and mystical "dragon lady oriental love skills" that he picked up from his fellow Thai Ladyboys, or on his trip through Amsterdam.

I really hope he washes those ping-pong balls after each use.

Shafpocalypse Now · Post by **Shafpocalypse Now** » Thu Sep 18, 2008 11:25 pm

I predict Boto steals B-boy away from TitsNYC soon, using the advanced and mystical "dragon lady oriental love skills" that he picked up from his fellow Thai Ladyboys, or on his trip through Amsterdam.

I applaud you, ser.

Nicely done.

LiftHeavyShit · Post by **LiftHeavyShit** » Fri Sep 19, 2008 12:28 am

This bitch has lost whatever mind she had before she zoned out in cultfitorama. Someone needs to slap a dick in her face to knock some sense into that empty head of hers.

Sofa King · Post by **Sofa King** » Fri Sep 19, 2008 1:47 am

JamesonBushmill wrote:I predict Boto steals B-boy away from TitsNYC soon, using the advanced and mystical "dragon lady oriental love skills" that he picked up from his fellow Thai Ladyboys, or on his trip through Amsterdam.

Nice post, but best user name since "Banned."
I applaud that. =D>

I really wish B-boy had a blog so we could gang bang that thing. Does ANYC have one?

Sofa King · Post by **Sofa King** » Fri Sep 19, 2008 1:51 am

This just in: She idolizes Kat Von D? Maybe B-Boi was right to leave.
Sharibaby has some messed up values. On the plus side, maybe she is going lezbo on us.

Shapecharge · Post by **Shapecharge** » Fri Sep 19, 2008 2:18 am

Banned wrote:
JamesonBushmill wrote:I predict Boto steals B-boy away from TitsNYC soon, using the advanced and mystical "dragon lady oriental love skills" that he picked up from his fellow Thai Ladyboys, or on his trip through Amsterdam.
Nice post, but best user name since "Banned."
I applaud that. =D>

I really wish B-boy had a blog so we could gang bang that thing. Does ANYC have one?

She's got something on Facebook or one of those goddamn things...somebody track that shit down and let's start a virtual fuckwith. Fate has cruelly treated someone wrongly. Shari needs us. Let's use the full power of that infamous IGx animosity and razor wit that resides in all of us of which we waste on each other. We have found a common cause gentlemen! Waste not opportunity. Open your hearts and prostates you sorry sons-a-bitches. IGx'ers what is our PROFESSION?! Ahh oohh, ahh oohh, ahh oohh!!

Crust Bucket · Post by **Crust Bucket** » Fri Sep 19, 2008 2:27 am

Here's Allitits Myspace page if anyone is interested.....

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fu ... =114571636

Paolo Di Avitabile · Post by **Paolo Di Avitabile** » Fri Sep 19, 2008 2:27 am

http://allisonnyc.blogspot.com/2008/09/oklahoma.html

BJJ Jake · Post by **BJJ Jake** » Fri Sep 19, 2008 9:18 am

Banned wrote:
I really wish B-boy had a blog so we could gang bang that thing. Does ANYC have one?

http://brendanevil.blogspot.com/2008/07 ... o-bar.html

Shapecharge · Post by **Shapecharge** » Fri Sep 19, 2008 11:27 am

Looks like some people are already bustin' his ass...he can't delete them fast enough.

Kazuya Mishima · Post by **Kazuya Mishima** » Fri Sep 19, 2008 11:38 am

Oh...my...sweet...lordy.

http://sharikeener.blogspot.com/2008/09 ... heidi.html

BTW, whch one of you pricks is in Seattle?

LOL!!!

Sassenach · Post by **Sassenach** » Fri Sep 19, 2008 12:04 pm

Kazuya Mishima wrote:Oh...my...sweet...lordy.

http://sharikeener.blogspot.com/2008/09 ... heidi.html

BTW, whch one of you pricks is in Seattle?

LOL!!!

Hmmm.... Heidi is wearing chucks.... Shari is wearing slut heels.

Kazuya Mishima · Post by **Kazuya Mishima** » Fri Sep 19, 2008 12:18 pm

CP! wrote:
Kazuya Mishima wrote:Oh...my...sweet...lordy.

http://sharikeener.blogspot.com/2008/09 ... heidi.html

BTW, whch one of you pricks is in Seattle?

LOL!!!

Hmmm.... Heidi is wearing chucks.... Shari is wearing slut heels.

Slut heels from therapy shopping, no less.

Grandpa's Spells · Post by **Grandpa's Spells** » Fri Sep 19, 2008 12:24 pm

CP! wrote:
Kazuya Mishima wrote:Oh...my...sweet...lordy.

http://sharikeener.blogspot.com/2008/09 ... heidi.html

BTW, whch one of you pricks is in Seattle?

LOL!!!
Hmmm.... Heidi is wearing chucks.... Shari is wearing slut heels.

LOL! Leave it to the CP to bust out the footwear analysis. Reminds me of this:
"It's like a 'gay radar.' It's called.... a homometer."
http://www.durbanbud.com/blog/archives/ ... how_1.html

sanchezero · Post by **sanchezero** » Fri Sep 19, 2008 12:25 pm

one of ANYC's favorite books is 'The Myth of Monogamy.' Awesome.

but the best is this quote from her biggest hero, headlining her myspace...

People ask me, 'what do I do for abs?'... I tell them, 'stabilize the mid-line like a motherf@#!er, that's what you do'. -Greg Glassman

Gin Master · Post by **Gin Master** » Fri Sep 19, 2008 12:46 pm

sanchezero wrote:one of ANYC's favorite books is 'The Myth of Monogamy.' Awesome.

but the best is this quote from her biggest hero, headlining her myspace...

People ask me, 'what do I do for abs?'... I tell them, 'stabilize the mid-line like a motherf@#!er, that's what you do'. -Greg Glassman

Uhhh...maybe try something else.

Shafpocalypse Now · Post by **Shafpocalypse Now** » Fri Sep 19, 2008 12:52 pm

HAS to be archived. From B-boy's blog.

Blogger jjxfit said...

I must say, Brendan, that we all thought you had a little more class than this. It's like you've run away with the circus which is something that little boys do, not grown men. You've ended up with the Fat Lady in the Circus that nobody would have. She's a joke to the CF Community and being associated with her is tagging yourself as a major loser.
9:36 AM
Blogger kingtown said...

B-boy is a little boy with a peter pan complex. He's run away with a fat little girl who also doesn't want to grow up. Two losers who won't amount to jack. AllisonNYC lives with her mommy and her mommy is funding the latest cross country excursion. Brendan tossed away a good reputation to road trip with a fat slut. Talk about bad judgment and some weak sauce. You're not a man and you never will be one.
11:09 AM
Blogger roidsRfun said...

Brendan,give the fat girl some of your steroids. Maybe she'll lose some of the flab and teach you how to act like a man.
12:17 PM
Blogger jjxfit said...

WAIT!!?? BRENDAN IS JUICED! WTF!? WHO KNEW??
4:34 PM
Blogger 2TonsOfSloppyFun said...

Brendan, I bet it's nice to spend all day cooped up in a car with a fat dumb whore and find out people have been exposing your cowardice and lies on the net.

Go ahead and delete all the comments again, coward. Be a fucking pussy, see what I care.
5:15 PM
Blogger Mike said...

I think what is so harsh is that your new girl was hinting at this for so long on her log. I don't know what she did in AZ or Cal but she publicly let us all know she was hot for you. Everyone was like---maybe she is talking about another Brendan-- becuase B down in SC has an awesome lady.
Best of luck to you as I think you already figured out you weren't using your head or your heart.
3:41 PM

These literally make me howl with laughter.

DrDonkeyLove · Post by **DrDonkeyLove** » Fri Sep 19, 2008 1:01 pm

Paolo Di Avitabile wrote:http://allisonnyc.blogspot.com/2008/09/oklahoma.html

I had a car for the weekend of the CrossFit Games. I followed Lisa Lugo from the airport to the site. Well, that turned out to be one of the most frightening rides of my life. I screamed and cried the whole way bobbing and weaving through traffic trying to stay behind her. I was so nervous that I was sweating even with the ac blasting and the windows open! I took my dress off and ended up in a high speed chase in Cali in my undies! When we finally stopped Lisa laughed her ass off at me naked, crying and shaking. I'm glad at least ONE of us thought it was funny!

Sassenach · Post by **Sassenach** » Fri Sep 19, 2008 1:03 pm

Grandpa's Spells wrote:
CP! wrote:
Kazuya Mishima wrote:Oh...my...sweet...lordy.

http://sharikeener.blogspot.com/2008/09 ... heidi.html

BTW, whch one of you pricks is in Seattle?

LOL!!!
Hmmm.... Heidi is wearing chucks.... Shari is wearing slut heels.
LOL! Leave it to the CP to bust out the footwear analysis. Reminds me of this:
"It's like a 'gay radar.' It's called.... a homometer."
http://www.durbanbud.com/blog/archives/ ... how_1.html

Well, at least she's starting to lean towards something healthy. Buying therapy fuck me shoes and getting nailed by a dyke.

Pinky · Post by **Pinky** » Fri Sep 19, 2008 1:06 pm

How many of Ms. NYC's stories do you think have an ending other than her being naked, crying and shaking?

Grandpa's Spells · Post by **Grandpa's Spells** » Fri Sep 19, 2008 1:14 pm

Took her dress off while driving. Impressive.

Blogger roidsRfun said...

Brendan,give the fat girl some of your steroids. Maybe she'll lose some of the flab and teach you how to act like a man.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

IGX

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