certainly not any of the entertaining ones.Pinky wrote:How many of Ms. NYC's stories do you think have an ending other than her being naked, crying and shaking?
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Kazuya Mishima wrote:they can pry the bacon from my cold dead hand.
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If you look at the so called "elite" crossfitters, evidence of performance enhancing drug use crosses the spectrum of both men and women. It's a dirty little secret that is still being repressed.
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She did it the smart way, didn't even have to pay for the Uhaul.CP! wrote:
Well, at least she's starting to lean towards something healthy. Buying therapy fuck me shoes and getting nailed by a dyke.
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What do the CrossPussies teach at its certifications?
Probably the only CrossFool left who could actually accomplish something without pencil dick-forming steroids: http://www.lalannefitness.com/index.php ... s_lalanne/
Probably the only CrossFool left who could actually accomplish something without pencil dick-forming steroids: http://www.lalannefitness.com/index.php ... s_lalanne/
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That guy has a jawline of comic book superhero proportions.Obama Biden Laden wrote:What do the CrossPussies teach at its certifications?
Probably the only CrossFool left who could actually accomplish something without pencil dick-forming steroids: http://www.lalannefitness.com/index.php ... s_lalanne/
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A novice is someone who keeps asking himself if he is a novice. An intermediate is someone who is sick of training with weak people and an advanced person doesn't give a shit anymore. - Jim Wendler
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I'm surprised you guys missed this little gem at the end of her 9/10 blog rant:
or this one at the start of her 9/8 rant:AllisonNYC wrote:Look forward to working on my snatch... that's always fun. ;)
AllisonNYC wrote:I REALLY fucked myself... and not in the way I usually do.

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Whatever else you say about that crazy dame, she's got some gorgeous titties.

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I'm in Seattle. All I did was send her vid of me clearing the pipes....Kazuya Mishima wrote:Oh...my...sweet...lordy.
http://sharikeener.blogspot.com/2008/09 ... heidi.html
BTW, whch one of you pricks is in Seattle?
LOL!!!
and i'm pretty certain that Josh Everett is not "on"..everyone else....? prawly.
not that there's anyhting wrong with that, unless you pimp yourself out as some wholesome younglifer fitness evangelical...in which case it's just deeply sad...and vain
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"The reason that 'guru' is such a popular word is because 'charlatan' is so hard to spell."
@GSElevator: Can we please stop calling them hipsters and go back to calling them pussies?
Blood eagles solve everything.
@GSElevator: Can we please stop calling them hipsters and go back to calling them pussies?
Blood eagles solve everything.
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There's been a break in the case. Apparently Shari has a triple nipple.

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That Heidi chick doesn't really remind me of Kat Von D at all. Shari's too damn much of a dreamer, if she thinks that this new broad look like KVD she's been sniffing glue.
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You're an ASS!syaigh wrote: The thought of eating that giant veiny monstrosity makes me want to barf.


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I wouldn't say that either wrt JE. He's in a postion of scrutiny and has commented in several places about being clean. However, it is an interesting omisson. Couch is remarkably ambivalent on the issue.
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TTFKA Krajisnik wrote:There's been a break in the case. Apparently Shari has a triple nipple.
http://bp3.blogger.com/_AhjQeqPrkWk/SBD ... C02016.JPG
That Keener broads face is pretty busted.
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It is our job to see that it stays there." - George Orwell
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This thread is the gift that keeps on giving.
Oh, and that chick does have some great New York Bewbs.
Oh, and that chick does have some great New York Bewbs.

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Serious question:
In a no-holds-barred cagematch throwdown to the death, who would you put your money on: Cooch or Pavel?
I have some wealthy financial backers from Hong Kong who could make this matchup a reality. I need to work out the betting line so that's why I ask.
In a no-holds-barred cagematch throwdown to the death, who would you put your money on: Cooch or Pavel?
I have some wealthy financial backers from Hong Kong who could make this matchup a reality. I need to work out the betting line so that's why I ask.

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That cuz a New York doctor put em in.Herv100 wrote:This thread is the gift that keeps on giving.
Oh, and that chick does have some great New York Bewbs.
You're an ASS!syaigh wrote: The thought of eating that giant veiny monstrosity makes me want to barf.


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Pavel would pound the shit out of Cooch. I'd take a 1 to 2 payout on that match.
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What's the prize Bombay Sapphire Gin? Cooch would win that prize.TTFKA Krajisnik wrote:Serious question:
In a no-holds-barred cagematch throwdown to the death, who would you put your money on: Cooch or Pavel?
I have some wealthy financial backers from Hong Kong who could make this matchup a reality. I need to work out the betting line so that's why I ask.
If it's a stack of bibles to be passed out thru the neighborhood than I have to say Pavel.
You're an ASS!syaigh wrote: The thought of eating that giant veiny monstrosity makes me want to barf.


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Fat Cat wrote:TTFKA Krajisnik wrote:There's been a break in the case. Apparently Shari has a triple nipple.
http://bp3.blogger.com/_AhjQeqPrkWk/SBD ... C02016.JPG
That Keener broads face is pretty busted.
I think Shari is what Rowdy Roddy saw when he put on the sunglasses in "They Live".
still i would still hit it. and hit it HARD. She has that vibe that titsnyc lacks. that batshit crazy feeling, that if you asked her to stick a cucumber up her ass, while blowing a goat, she just looks at you and says "can it be a girl goat? I don't want you thinking I am a who-or or anything..."
Does anyone know the story on why her husband left her? I am reading her old blog posts, but haven't found this info yet.
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He realized he isn't gay.JamesonBushmill wrote:Does anyone know the story on why her husband left her?

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1. Shari had a mid-life crisis.
2. Shari went to Crossfit
3. Shari's trainer was B-Boy
4. Shari dumped her husband for B-boy
5. The End
6. OR IS IT????!!?!?
7. B-Boy lives off Shari's largess
8. Meets TittyNYC
9. After Hawaiian vacation leave Shari
10 THE END????
11. IGx hoping for lesbian action from the betrayed.
2. Shari went to Crossfit
3. Shari's trainer was B-Boy
4. Shari dumped her husband for B-boy
5. The End
6. OR IS IT????!!?!?
7. B-Boy lives off Shari's largess
8. Meets TittyNYC
9. After Hawaiian vacation leave Shari
10 THE END????
11. IGx hoping for lesbian action from the betrayed.
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to reach glassman, wouldn't pavel first have to fight his way thru the posse of kool aid drinkers? i don't see sir xfit going man-to-man.Shaf wrote:Pavel would pound the shit out of Cooch. I'd take a 1 to 2 payout on that match.
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If she's dumb enough to leave her husband for that shithead, then she shouldn't have been surprised when it happened to her.Shaf wrote:1. Shari had a mid-life crisis.
2. Shari went to Crossfit
3. Shari's trainer was B-Boy
4. Shari dumped her husband for B-boy
5. The End
6. OR IS IT????!!?!?
7. B-Boy lives off Shari's largess
8. Meets TittyNYC
9. After Hawaiian vacation leave Shari
10 THE END????
11. IGx hoping for lesbian action from the betrayed.
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Shaf wrote: 11. IGx hoping for lesbian action from the betrayed.
Oh it's coming my friend.
Kazuya Mishima wrote:they can pry the bacon from my cold dead hand.