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Cooch himself is a Deca cycle away from a 3 minute Fran and you know it.
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Never mind.
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Senior Beginner wrote:
Rant wrote: The handstand is nothing more than a parlor trick. How does this apply to sport or cave man living or whatever standard they are referring to this week?
Yeah, I can't do them either.
I could always do them. They are not hard if you have some upper body strength. You miss the point. It's gay for adults to be doing them in public like some 8 year old showing off.


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Rant wrote:
Senior Beginner wrote:
Rant wrote: The handstand is nothing more than a parlor trick. How does this apply to sport or cave man living or whatever standard they are referring to this week?
Yeah, I can't do them either.
I could always do them. They are not hard if you have some upper body strength. You miss the point. It's gay for adults to be doing them in public like some 8 year old showing off.
Rant, you seem to forget that a lot of @fitters are adult children.
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Rant wrote:
Senior Beginner wrote:
Yeah, I can't do them either.
I could always do them. They are not hard if you have some upper body strength. You miss the point. It's gay for adults to be doing them in public like some 8 year old showing off.
I thought I was making a joke. Clearly I was wrong.

So, back to your actual point: how much of what @fitters do in public isn't like some 8 year old showing off?

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Rant wrote:
Senior Beginner wrote:
Rant wrote: The handstand is nothing more than a parlor trick. How does this apply to sport or cave man living or whatever standard they are referring to this week?
Yeah, I can't do them either.
I could always do them. They are not hard if you have some upper body strength. You miss the point. It's gay for adults to be doing them in public like some 8 year old showing off.
We do handstands and cartwheels all the time as part of our warmup for jiujitsu, for spatial awareness and to get used to inversions.
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Senior Beginner wrote: So, back to your actual point: how much of what @fitters do in public isn't like some 8 year old showing off?
8 year olds don't have these to show off.
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Hate to follow up those beautiful titties with more @Fit nonsense (ANYC should be separate thread of her own, IMO) but here is gem from Pukie's Glorious Bucket:

http://www.board.crossfit.com/showthread.php?t=39746
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And LOL at this shit: http://www.board.crossfit.com/showthread.php?t=39750
Okay, I'm trying not to panic and hope that someone can tell me what to do.
I somehow let my prescription for blood pressure med run out and my doctor won't be in the office to call in a new one until Monday--after that I have to wait for it to come in the mail (insurance covers the mail kind only).
Soooooo, after 2 days without it, I'm puffy all over and can't take a deep breathe. I dare not crossfit until I can get this swelling down!! Or should I try and see if I can sweat some of the fluid off? Or will I have a stroke/heart attack from stressing my body when it's already struggling against a river of water retention????? I'm not doing anything until someone responds.............hurry!!
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Does @Fit make you stupider or do only the stupid buy in? Duh, obviously do a Helen to solve this blood pressure issue!
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T200 wrote:And LOL at this shit: http://www.board.crossfit.com/showthread.php?t=39750
Okay, I'm trying not to panic and hope that someone can tell me what to do.
I somehow let my prescription for blood pressure med run out and my doctor won't be in the office to call in a new one until Monday--after that I have to wait for it to come in the mail (insurance covers the mail kind only).
Soooooo, after 2 days without it, I'm puffy all over and can't take a deep breathe. I dare not crossfit until I can get this swelling down!! Or should I try and see if I can sweat some of the fluid off? Or will I have a stroke/heart attack from stressing my body when it's already struggling against a river of water retention????? I'm not doing anything until someone responds.............hurry!!
Sharon
Does @Fit make you stupider or do only the stupid buy in? Duh, obviously do a Helen to solve this blood pressure issue!
If you need this shit to live why the fuck would you let it run out? Go do @Fit and die fucking idiot!

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Incredibly Weak Performer wrote:
Senior Beginner wrote: So, back to your actual point: how much of what @fitters do in public isn't like some 8 year old showing off?
8 year olds don't have these to show off.
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I wish I could a handstand.
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T200 wrote:And LOL at this shit: http://www.board.crossfit.com/showthread.php?t=39750
Or should I try and see if I can sweat some of the fluid off? Or will I have a stroke/heart attack from stressing my body when it's already struggling against a river of water retention????? I'm not doing anything until someone responds.............hurry!!
Sharon
Does @Fit make you stupider or do only the stupid buy in? Duh, obviously do a Helen to solve this blood pressure issue!

There's chronic stupidity there. I suspect that most people who have an ongoing scrip for diuretics probably just need to fix their eating habits.


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everett and that cop...admenson I think have done sub a sub 3 minute "fran"...the website lists a bunch of sub 3 and even sub 2 min fran time videos...

http://www.crossfit.com/cf-info/excercise.html
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Charismatic megafauna wrote:everett and that cop...admenson I think have done sub a sub 3 minute "fran"...the website lists a bunch of sub 3 and even sub 2 min fran time videos...

http://www.crossfit.com/cf-info/excercise.html

One of the guys at the gym claims a 2:47 Fran.
He's a fantastic athlete, & invited me to time & watch his next Fran.
I don't even know WTF a Fran is, but I'll check it out.

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MarcoFP wrote: He's a fantastic athlete, & invited me to time & watch his next Fran.
LOL. Have fun.
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MarcoFP wrote:
Charismatic megafauna wrote:everett and that cop...admenson I think have done sub a sub 3 minute "fran"...the website lists a bunch of sub 3 and even sub 2 min fran time videos...

http://www.crossfit.com/cf-info/excercise.html

One of the guys at the gym claims a 2:47 Fran.
He's a fantastic athlete, & invited me to time & watch his next Fran.
I don't even know WTF a Fran is, but I'll check it out.
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Charismatic megafauna wrote:everett and that cop...admenson I think have done sub a sub 3 minute "fran"...the website lists a bunch of sub 3 and even sub 2 min fran time videos...

http://www.crossfit.com/cf-info/excercise.html
good job on the factchecking. is there also a link to the 700# dl?


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szczepan wrote:
Charismatic megafauna wrote:everett and that cop...admenson I think have done sub a sub 3 minute "fran"...the website lists a bunch of sub 3 and even sub 2 min fran time videos...

http://www.crossfit.com/cf-info/excercise.html
good job on the factchecking. is there also a link to the 700# dl?
no luck...and nothing personally verified above 4 plates.
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Banned wrote:
MarcoFP wrote:
Charismatic megafauna wrote:everett and that cop...admenson I think have done sub a sub 3 minute "fran"...the website lists a bunch of sub 3 and even sub 2 min fran time videos...

http://www.crossfit.com/cf-info/excercise.html

One of the guys at the gym claims a 2:47 Fran.
He's a fantastic athlete, & invited me to time & watch his next Fran.
I don't even know WTF a Fran is, but I'll check it out.
She was the pupeteer between Kookla and Ollie.
=D> Nice early 70's reference.


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MarcoFP wrote:One of the guys at the gym claims a 2:47 Fran.
He's a fantastic athlete, & invited me to time & watch his next Fran.
I don't even know WTF a Fran is, but I'll check it out.
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This just in. Couch is MIA and rumored to be checked in at some sort of "clinic". :drinkers: He is not making his usual appearances at certs.


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Marc, even the best of us lose our edge every once in awhile.

This guy's "hey, would you like to time my Fran?" is very similar to my "hey, would you like to go camping?" If he's got a cardboard box full of old Beanie Babies in his car you better jump out.

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Rant wrote:This just in. Couch is MIA and rumored to be checked in at some sort of "clinic". :drinkers: He is not making his usual appearances at certs.
whaaaa? :-k
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Banned wrote:
Rant wrote:This just in. Couch is MIA and rumored to be checked in at some sort of "clinic". :drinkers: He is not making his usual appearances at certs.
whaaaa? :-k
I'm just the messenger but an ebedded source has intimated this information to me.

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