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Who gives a fuck about Fran? What does lifting a 95 barbell have to do with anything? Couch knocks NFL players and their coaches and then brags about his cult lifting a 95 pound barbell. Fuck Fran and fuck the CrossFuck Games.

Put some real weight on the bar or shut the fuck up.
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=D> =D> . Wonder if he got 3 white lights anyway.
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LiftHeavyShit wrote:Who gives a fuck about Fran? What does lifting a 95 barbell have to do with anything? Couch knocks NFL players and their coaches and then brags about his cult lifting a 95 pound barbell. Fuck Fran and fuck the CrossFuck Games.

Put some real weight on the bar or shut the fuck up.
Fo sho.

The only thing a Fran time demonstrates is a willingness to be a fucking douche who does Frans.
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those are some serious wine sacks on the wifey.
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T200 wrote:
LiftHeavyShit wrote:Who gives a fuck about Fran? What does lifting a 95 barbell have to do with anything? Couch knocks NFL players and their coaches and then brags about his cult lifting a 95 pound barbell. Fuck Fran and fuck the CrossFuck Games.

Put some real weight on the bar or shut the fuck up.
Fo sho.

The only thing a Fran time demonstrates is a willingness to be a fucking douche who does Frans.
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To be fair, being able to bust out a fran quickly says you can

1. Do pull ups
2. Do overhead shit. Light overhead shit, but 95# is more than I see most people doing that kind of shit with.
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Shaf wrote:To be fair, being able to bust out a fran quickly says you can

1. Do pull ups
2. Do overhead shit. Light overhead shit, but 95# is more than I see most people doing that kind of shit with.
In theory, but they left theory behind years ago. They do everything but pull-ups. They don’t care about pull-ups. All they want to do is lower their Tran time. This video is a fucking joke.

http://media.crossfit.com/cf-video/Cros ... b2Fran.wmv

Those aren't pull-ups. If he is such a fucking stud, let's see his time in the 40. Let's see if he can dunk a basketball. Let's see if he can pull 500 pounds. Let's see what he can do on the bench. CrossFuck has a PL cert, so benching 225 for high reps shouldn't be a problem. Repping 315 should be pretty common too.

Couch likes to diss power athletes and their coaches but he doesn't do shit for them. An NFL linebacker doesn't need to perform 21 pussy pullups. He needs to explode in a nanosecond and destroy another strong mother fucker.

Couch hasn't produced shit. The only worthy Cultfucks were developed long before they found him. He markets his certs to middle class dipshits who never did anything on the field. They are all brainwashed. The CrossFuck games are a fucking joke.
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Dec 10, 2008 "Call in Gay Day", a day to skip activities to let the world feel the loss of our Alternate Lifestyle Crowd.

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I can't BELIEVE nobody's pounced on this yet.

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Can't see how anything could possibly go wrong here?

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or here:
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The horse is embarrassed enough to look away.
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Oh Jeezus! #-o

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Rant wrote:Can't see how anything could possibly go wrong here?

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Another @fit fail. I've jumped from that height before.
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I am glad she is going raw in her lifting. She is even taking a page from Pavel's book in footwear.
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Speaking of raw Eva T is coming out with her 2009 calendar. I've heard this year s/he exposes his/her crank.
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Don't tell cooch she's not going overhead with that "American" swing. He'll disown her fer sher.
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Grandpa's Spells wrote:The horse is embarrassed enough to look away.
the horse has seen worse (NSFW link)

http://freeporn.freepornofreeporn.com/f ... big_03.mpg
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GoDogGo! wrote:
Grandpa's Spells wrote:The horse is embarrassed enough to look away.
the horse has seen worse (NSFW link)

http://freeporn.freepornofreeporn.com/f ... big_03.mpg
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Crust Bucket wrote:Oh Jeezus! #-o

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What's her Fran time?

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Norman U. Senchbau wrote:I am glad she is going raw in her lifting. She is even taking a page from Pavel's book in footwear.
AND she's into going "bareback!"
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Dirt Divas calfs are at least 3 times bigger than reptile boy.
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