So is her johnson.Rant wrote:Dirt Divas calfs are at least 3 times bigger than reptile boy.
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You're an ASS!syaigh wrote: The thought of eating that giant veiny monstrosity makes me want to barf.


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Isn't he the guy who got the piss beat out of him regularly in high school. Don't get me started on the "I'm so emo" black nail polish.Crust Bucket wrote:So is her johnson.Rant wrote:Dirt Divas calfs are at least 3 times bigger than reptile boy.
Fuck me.
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Far be it from me to get down on a brother on how he looks however, that dude has about as much a chance of keeping that chick on the team as Jack does in finding a decent button-up dress shirt with a neck size small enough to fit. JS--just sayin'.
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Calves just weigh down sprinters and distance runner both, don't you know?
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Damned if they didn't go and fuck with Santa Claus.


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OK Greg, I know you lurk here or you send your lackey, Brian Mulvaney, to look around and send you the latest hate, but c'mon; you've got to admit that shit like dressing up as Santa and doing some one-handed OHS with about 65 lbs is as lame as it gets.
Face it, you've grown @fit into a cash cow, but with that comes the inevitable douchebaggery. That photo is the latest exhibit in the prosecution's case. ANYC, D-boi, Sharibabee, the Dirt Diva, her calf-less boy-toy, the endless handstand pictures, the lame LEO/Military posturing, the merkin, and Eva T.; it's all there and it's all lame.
Post the WOD, do your Libertarian ranting; have a gimlet. But this shit will bring you down.
Face it, you've grown @fit into a cash cow, but with that comes the inevitable douchebaggery. That photo is the latest exhibit in the prosecution's case. ANYC, D-boi, Sharibabee, the Dirt Diva, her calf-less boy-toy, the endless handstand pictures, the lame LEO/Military posturing, the merkin, and Eva T.; it's all there and it's all lame.
Post the WOD, do your Libertarian ranting; have a gimlet. But this shit will bring you down.
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... and teach fucking santa to squat.
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@Fit faggotry in my own home!!!
An @Fit affiliate up in Prescott, AZ (home to Couch but he was not in the segment) just got some 5 minute publicity piece on a local news show.
They interviewed the 2 owners separate from each other and both repeated the same tired @Fit rhetoric. Functional, modal domains, etc. Very well-rehearsed answers.
Several fags jumped on boxes in the video and not much else of note went on.
An @Fit affiliate up in Prescott, AZ (home to Couch but he was not in the segment) just got some 5 minute publicity piece on a local news show.
They interviewed the 2 owners separate from each other and both repeated the same tired @Fit rhetoric. Functional, modal domains, etc. Very well-rehearsed answers.
Several fags jumped on boxes in the video and not much else of note went on.

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No @F by me. It's at least a 90 minute drive to the nearest one. I should fuckin' affiliate!!
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You probably should get in on a little of the CASH FLOW my brutha.
I would guess there must be 10 affiliates within 30 minutes of me (barring traffic). In fact two guys that did internships under me now own affiliates. It is a sad state.
The fire department here in Phoenix (and Mesa too) is big on @Fitting.
I would guess there must be 10 affiliates within 30 minutes of me (barring traffic). In fact two guys that did internships under me now own affiliates. It is a sad state.
The fire department here in Phoenix (and Mesa too) is big on @Fitting.

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=D> =D>Banned wrote:OK Greg, I know you lurk here or you send your lackey, Brian Mulvaney, to look around and send you the latest hate, but c'mon; you've got to admit that shit like dressing up as Santa and doing some one-handed OHS with about 65 lbs is as lame as it gets.
Face it, you've grown @fit into a cash cow, but with that comes the inevitable douchebaggery. That photo is the latest exhibit in the prosecution's case. ANYC, D-boi, Sharibabee, the Dirt Diva, her calf-less boy-toy, the endless handstand pictures, the lame LEO/Military posturing, the merkin, and Eva T.; it's all there and it's all lame.
Post the WOD, do your Libertarian ranting; have a gimlet. But this shit will bring you down.
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Hey Shaf, didn't couch issue you an open invitation to a cert at anytime or location?
Use that and start counting the samolians.
Use that and start counting the samolians.
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The shit draws people like flies.
If it didn't have the "mess you up" bullshit involved and actually focused on building a wicked amount of GPP for your sport or lifestyle it'd be a lot more palatable.
I was visiting my one of my good friends who is a Cultfit instructor level 1 and he informed that his sources in the postal services informed him that the reason behind the fucking ridiculous WOD's is to keep the average gym stud from stumbling across the site, trying the workout, and not feeling like they've been hit by a truck. And that came down from on high.
It's all about how big your dick is at Cultfit not building GPP.
If it didn't have the "mess you up" bullshit involved and actually focused on building a wicked amount of GPP for your sport or lifestyle it'd be a lot more palatable.
I was visiting my one of my good friends who is a Cultfit instructor level 1 and he informed that his sources in the postal services informed him that the reason behind the fucking ridiculous WOD's is to keep the average gym stud from stumbling across the site, trying the workout, and not feeling like they've been hit by a truck. And that came down from on high.
It's all about how big your dick is at Cultfit not building GPP.
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So what's the criteria for dudes then?Ed Zachary wrote:It's all about how big your dick is at Cultfit not building GPP.
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1. Shari's self esteem plummets
2. ??? (something to do with Photoshop)
3. Profit!
http://sharikeener.blogspot.com/2008/12 ... exier.html
2. ??? (something to do with Photoshop)
3. Profit!
http://sharikeener.blogspot.com/2008/12 ... exier.html
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I'm surprised no one has touched on the Jason MacDonald massacre last week. He's the poster child anytime someone asks what UFC fighters use CrossFuck. He seems like a nice person, but when you affiliate yourself with CrossFuck, it's open season. He fought Wilson Gouveia last week and got knocked the fuck out. Gouveia couldn't make weight and is notorious for being lazy with training. He can fight though.
Maybe Tran time doesn't mean shit after all
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I'll take two orders of underboob with a big side of crazy.
She needs to show those bolt-ons at Suicide Girls and get it over with.
She needs to show those bolt-ons at Suicide Girls and get it over with.
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You know what this is about right? Yes, there's no doubt self esteem issues. But the real deal is you know that B-boi hits her blog on a regular basis and now sees what he gave up for MissSuperTitsNYC. And then you have dudes writing shit on the comments to make him feel all jealous.
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No. He never did. Dave, from here, got one.Hey Shaf, didn't couch issue you an open invitation to a cert at anytime or location?
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Bad photoshop. It would have been easier to just grease her up instead of adding all those highlights.Grandpa's Spells wrote:1. Shari's self esteem plummets
2. ??? (something to do with Photoshop)
3. Profit!
http://sharikeener.blogspot.com/2008/12 ... exier.html
The earlier pinup shot on the couch was sort of interesting, because that had been shopped to the point that it actually looked rotoscoped. "Frankly fake," in other words.
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You don't know as much about photoshop as you seem to think.

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You think she's trying to make someone jealous? She's got issues.
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I think she does look better then "...a certain 25 year old". I am also of the opinion that she has snapping gyro and can do crazy shit with her cooch. (that's cooch meaning pussy, not Cooch, the crippled pussy)Shapecharge wrote:You know what this is about right? Yes, there's no doubt self esteem issues. But the real deal is you know that B-boi hits her blog on a regular basis and now sees what he gave up for MissSuperTitsNYC. And then you have dudes writing shit on the comments to make him feel all jealous.
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