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Rant wrote:Bump

I see what you did there. At least you can put aside your anger and petty frustrations and focus on the important things.

Fuck 'small sample'... I know regular expressions, bitchos.

Here's the results of scanning for 3 digit numbers beginning with 4, 5, 6, and 7. I cleaned up some of the 4xx results so that you all don't have to read comments like:

'Too tired from sucking 423 cocks last night (PR), deadlifted 5x1x115 (also a PR)'
Oh, and no-one is DL'ing anything with the strings 'kg' and '2[0-9][0-9]' either. So it's not like Xfit has a bunch of metric studs.

So aside from one dude who posted a video of himself doing 506@189 b/w on a prior occasion (which is respectable, but not exactly what you'd hope to see from the 'best of 200 posters', they don't have anyone pulling over 500 today. So much for coaches' 'asymptotes' - you know, the Inevitable Progress Towards 700 DL.

That fucking gin obsessed Couch can suck Rant's balls while @ does the pitching.
Fucking fuck, headed towards 700.

From today's CF main page comments. No shit.

14:28 m/25/205/6'0

-subbed squat cleans with hang squat cleans

Ok I have a serious question and I am in no way trying to be inappropriate. But I have noticed for the past month or so that during intense workouts my penis gets REALLY small and hard. It's beginning to freak me out.

I am being COMPLETELY serious and appreciate any feedback that someone can give me. I'm here in Iraq and the people at the TMC more than likely will not understand the type of program that I am engaging in and will likely just tell me to stop doing it.

Again any help from the crossfit community would be appreciated. Thanks guys.
Comment #152 - Posted by: SouljaBoy at February 11, 2009 5:34 AM

*****

Gin Master wrote:

From today's CF main page comments. No shit.

14:28 m/25/205/6'0

-subbed squat cleans with hang squat cleans

Ok I have a serious question and I am in no way trying to be inappropriate. But I have noticed for the past month or so that during intense workouts my penis gets REALLY small and hard. It's beginning to freak me out.

I am being COMPLETELY serious and appreciate any feedback that someone can give me. I'm here in Iraq and the people at the TMC more than likely will not understand the type of program that I am engaging in and will likely just tell me to stop doing it.

Again any help from the crossfit community would be appreciated. Thanks guys.
Comment #152 - Posted by: SouljaBoy at February 11, 2009 5:34 AM

He should stop working out directly behind fellow squids.

SouljaBoy

That says it all right there.

In Obama's military, is it going to be "don't ask, I'll tell you for no good reason I want to fuck your ass, Sergeant?"

MarcoFP wrote:

Gin Master wrote:

From today's CF main page comments. No shit.

14:28 m/25/205/6'0

-subbed squat cleans with hang squat cleans

Ok I have a serious question and I am in no way trying to be inappropriate. But I have noticed for the past month or so that during intense workouts my penis gets REALLY small and hard. It's beginning to freak me out.

I am being COMPLETELY serious and appreciate any feedback that someone can give me. I'm here in Iraq and the people at the TMC more than likely will not understand the type of program that I am engaging in and will likely just tell me to stop doing it.

Again any help from the crossfit community would be appreciated. Thanks guys.
Comment #152 - Posted by: SouljaBoy at February 11, 2009 5:34 AM

Jesus weeps for these faggotz.

fuck that, he's laughin' his ass off at them

Hey, as funny as this sounds, crossfit induced micro penis is a serious condition and should not be taken lightly.

http://www.healthsystem.virginia.edu/uv ... rpenis.cfm

MarcoFP wrote:

Gin Master wrote:

From today's CF main page comments. No shit.

14:28 m/25/205/6'0

-subbed squat cleans with hang squat cleans

Ok I have a serious question and I am in no way trying to be inappropriate. But I have noticed for the past month or so that during intense workouts my penis gets REALLY small and hard. It's beginning to freak me out.

I am being COMPLETELY serious and appreciate any feedback that someone can give me. I'm here in Iraq and the people at the TMC more than likely will not understand the type of program that I am engaging in and will likely just tell me to stop doing it.

Again any help from the crossfit community would be appreciated. Thanks guys.
Comment #152 - Posted by: SouljaBoy at February 11, 2009 5:34 AM

Jesus weeps for these faggotz.

That is unfuckingbelievable.

sounds to me like the guy is having a bit of fun. one can only imagine the number of homoerotic waxed boys who get a micro-stiffie thinking about x-fit dudelettes.

1. Which of you is Soljaboy?
2. Look for the first @fit Strongfortism Cert, coming soon!

Sofa King wrote:1. Which of you is Soljaboy?
2. Look for the first @fit Strongfortism Cert, coming soon!

That's one smart troll. By claiming to be in the military, in Iraq, and following the @fit protocol; he's guaranteed that the @fit fags and Cooch can't go negative on him right a way. He's also fishing, it's a given that the "mentally challenged" @fit crew will chime in right away, but the longer he holds out with a somewhat reasonable demeanor he might just flush out one of the higher up @fit crew. Then the fun will begin.

Batboy2/75 wrote:

Sofa King wrote:1. Which of you is Soljaboy?
2. Look for the first @fit Strongfortism Cert, coming soon!

That's one smart troll. By claiming to be in the military, in Iraq, and following the @fit protocol; he's guaranteed that the @fit fags and Cooch can't go negative on him right a way. He's also fishing, it's a given that the "mentally challenged" @fit crew will chime in right away, but the longer he holds out with a somewhat reasonable demeanor he might just flush out one of the higher up @fit crew. Then the fun will begin.

I guarantee LynnE will answer "don't worry, it happens all the time to me".

Barky/TitsNYC will offer to blow him to see if that helps.

Batboy2/75 wrote:

Sofa King wrote:That's one smart troll. By claiming to be in the military, in Iraq, and following the @fit protocol; he's guaranteed that the @fit fags and Cooch can't go negative on him right a way. He's also fishing, it's a given that the "mentally challenged" @fit crew will chime in right away, but the longer he holds out with a somewhat reasonable demeanor he might just flush out one of the higher up @fit crew. Then the fun will begin.

Good damn analysis. I really hope this is exactly what happens. =D> =D>

Gin Master wrote:

14:28 m/25/205/6'0

-subbed squat cleans with hang squat cleans

Ok I have a serious question and I am in no way trying to be inappropriate. But I have noticed for the past month or so that during intense workouts my penis gets REALLY small and hard. It's beginning to freak me out.

I am being COMPLETELY serious and appreciate any feedback that someone can give me. I'm here in Iraq and the people at the TMC more than likely will not understand the type of program that I am engaging in and will likely just tell me to stop doing it.

Again any help from the crossfit community would be appreciated. Thanks guys.
Comment #152 - Posted by: SouljaBoy at February 11, 2009 5:34 AM

They removed it, unfortunately. Now that they assume it was a troll, we should start asking, "What happened to that guy's penis the other day?" and saying shit like, "I think he blew his WOD, dude!" If someone can find "smiley" replacements that look like tribal tattoos and itty bitty titty jobs so that we could include those in our trolling, please do so ASAP.

I just wanted to document my first troll attempt.

I'm new to CrossFit, and I'm kind of sad that my first day is a "Rest" day. But tomorrow it's 3...2...1...go!

Good job on yesterday's Workout of the Day, everybody. What ever happened to that guy's penis?!
Comment #46 - Posted by: Cosh Garmier at February 11, 2009 9:50 PM

You don't think they lurk here and you get caught as a troll immediately? Look at the fuckin' read count of this thread.

Jake,

You have to remember that couch has an account here and is subscribed to the thread. He get's a audio cue whenever a new post is made to it for his iphone.

Now you know.

It's ok. Everyone fumbles a bit with lube, false starts, and shit before they get it in all the way.

The Shafpocalypse wrote:Jake,
You have to remember that couch has an account here and is subscribed to the thread. He get's a audio cue whenever a new post is made to it for his iphone.

This also explains his increasing drug & alcohol problem.

The iphone also chimes when it's time for a gin and tonic with oreos on the side.

The Shafpocalypse wrote:The iphone also chimes when it's time for a gin and tonic with oreos on the side.

It must chime constantly then.

Ice Nigger wrote:

The Shafpocalypse wrote:Jake,
You have to remember that couch has an account here and is subscribed to the thread. He get's a audio cue whenever a new post is made to it for his iphone.

This also explains his increasing drug & alcohol problem.

And when his phone goes off and he takes a nip of gin. He has turned @F hate into personal gain. Dammit, Couch has beat us again!

Did Cooch ever interact with people on this forum? I wish he spoke up more online; this thread would be 300 or 400 pages long by now.

Xfit for five-month olds:

Here's a question for anyone who can help:

I've been Zoning now for about a week and a half and I am TIRED, hungry, not recovering well from workouts, and kinda bitchy too. Not what I expected and not so fun, either. I've been doing 13 blocks (I'm 5'0", 113 lbs, but am also nursing my 5 month old so I guessed on how many blocks I need). What am I doing wrong? HELP please!!! Thank you!!!

Comment #11 - Posted by: Jen T at February 11, 2009 7:18 PM

Eating for two, let's go on calorie restricted diet? Someone was nice enough to recommend the Anabolic Diet to her.