Cue up the banjo music!Dunn wrote:Shit...I wouldn't touch her. I have a wife that looks like Jessica Alba why would I want a used up piece of stuff like her.
I am thinking about the money I could make whoring her out to the local rednecks. haha.
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Ever notice that Shari is always leaning into the tall dude? Seriously.
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Ugh. Typical nor-cal hipster douches. Hey, raise your hand if you ride fixie and wear a porkpie hat!
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Umm..I ride a fixie but no porkpie hat.Sofa King wrote:Ugh. Typical nor-cal hipster douches. Hey, raise your hand if you ride fixie and wear a porkpie hat!
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LMFAO at the twat in the Shepard Fairey shirt, and the tat sleeves. No need to be a sensitive toughguy when you can just look like one.Rant wrote:Hmmm. Sheri in a hotel room with 5 dudes? Isn't that Carl in the background?
Aaaaaaaand action!
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=D> =D> =D> =D>protobuilder wrote:Sure, blame the dog.I know I can't afford to live alone and finding a place to rent with a dog will be tough.
Diva: "Hi! I"m looking for a place to live! Any vacancies?!??!"
Landlord: "Um.....you look like a GREAT tenant ...but unfortunately we don't accept dogs."
Diva: *slinks off to consult Quote o' the Day calendar*

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Here you go, Trailer. Remember to click "dogs."
http://sfbay.craigslist.org/roo/
http://sfbay.craigslist.org/roo/
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We want pix goddamn it pix!Dunn wrote: I have a wife that looks like Jessica Alba .
You're an ASS!syaigh wrote: The thought of eating that giant veiny monstrosity makes me want to barf.


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Sorry bub. The last thing I am gonna do is put a damn picture up for the likes of you guys. No offense.Crust Bucket wrote:We want pix goddamn it pix!Dunn wrote: I have a wife that looks like Jessica Alba .

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BAH!Dunn wrote:Sorry bub. The last thing I am gonna do is put a damn picture up for the likes of you guys. No offense.
You're an ASS!syaigh wrote: The thought of eating that giant veiny monstrosity makes me want to barf.


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Sorry, you must do both to be a true hipster douche. These vermin are also known to wear sandals while riding their fixies in traffic and for perfoming the trick of not putting their foot on the ground at a stop light to avoid stopping completely (assuming, of coarse, that they stop at a light).Dunn wrote:Umm..I ride a fixie but no porkpie hat.Sofa King wrote:Ugh. Typical nor-cal hipster douches. Hey, raise your hand if you ride fixie and wear a porkpie hat!
They are a blight in the Bay Area and areas like @fit's homeland of Santa Cruz.
Tribal band tats are encouraged, but not required for true douchery.
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Forget an @fit affiliate. I'm going to buy a Curves: For Him franchise. It's clearly a licence to print money!GoDogGo! wrote:He should just turn up his IPod until the Enya drowns out the noise.T200 wrote:Also, a rather sensitive faggot needs power rack advices...
Hey there,
Just wondering if anyone had any ideas to reduce the noise from a powerrack. I was thinking about getting a power-tech power rack and filling the metal tubing with mono-foam (insulating foam).
There is a PowerRack of this make at my gym currently, and it's rather noisey! I'm thinking the foam will cut out a lot of the sound when racking.
Any thoughts?
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Ah. In that case I am in the clear.Sofa King wrote:Sorry, you must do both to be a true hipster douche. These vermin are also known to wear sandals while riding their fixies in traffic and for perfoming the trick of not putting their foot on the ground at a stop light to avoid stopping completely (assuming, of coarse, that they stop at a light).Dunn wrote:Umm..I ride a fixie but no porkpie hat.Sofa King wrote:Ugh. Typical nor-cal hipster douches. Hey, raise your hand if you ride fixie and wear a porkpie hat!
They are a blight in the Bay Area and areas like @fit's homeland of Santa Cruz.
Tribal band tats are encouraged, but not required for true douchery.
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hai guise! check out the latest cultfit journal for some rowing tips:
Next week, how to perfect the situp. Situp certification will be offered for only $1000!
For the LOW, LOW price of $1000, you can become CULTFIT CERTIFIED on the rowing machine! A real steal!Angela Hart is a Concept2 Master Coach and a CrossFit certified trainer. She talks about excellence in execution on the rower, much like Coach Glassman talks about virtuosity.
Next week, how to perfect the situp. Situp certification will be offered for only $1000!
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Speaking as someone who used to be a #1 salesman of extended warranties, that kind of audacity is simply breathtaking.protobuilder wrote:hai guise! check out the latest cultfit journal for some rowing tips:
For the LOW, LOW price of $1000, you can become CULTFIT CERTIFIED on the rowing machine! A real steal!Angela Hart is a Concept2 Master Coach and a CrossFit certified trainer. She talks about excellence in execution on the rower, much like Coach Glassman talks about virtuosity.
Next week, how to perfect the situp. Situp certification will be offered for only $1000!
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Yes, you had to "admit to the extent and nature of your pussylegging" and so forth. I wish I had saved it.JamesonBushmill wrote:Isn't that the one that has you admitting to being a pussylegs as part of the 12 steps, in order to move past being a pussylegs?GoDogGo! wrote:
Speaking of the old days, didn't you have a WGM Pussylegging Manifesto or something? That was hilarious.
The flesh is weak, and the smell of pussy is strong like a muthafucka.
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WildGorillaMan wrote:Gin Master wrote:ANYC before her CF days.
Are you sure that picture is not a vision from the future? Sent by a time travelling future igx'er to warn ANYC that she's one more bad breakup and a whole tray of jelly donuts away from the deep end?
The flesh is weak, and the smell of pussy is strong like a muthafucka.
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Word? I didn't know this.Sofa King wrote:Actually, it's rampant everywhere and Spells hit it on the head. It's passive/aggressive behavior at its worst. I don't want to find a decent job because that would mean responsibility, and I'm not about that. I can't live alone because I can't hold a real job (see above) and I'm needy as hell. So, I'll just sit here and "pray" for help; ie, wait for one of you poor suckers to come along and offer me a super cheap place to live so I can have my dog shit all over your house because I like to go running for 18 hours at a time. Good plan IMHO.Rant wrote:Grandpa's Spells wrote:Equally telling is that her approach to problem solving is "prayer" and a public non-appeal appeal for help. LOL at it being tough to find a place that allows dogs.Batboy2/75 wrote:This quote is very informative.
Forty fucking plus years old and she can't afford to live on her own?I know I can't afford to live alone and finding a place to rent with a dog will be tough. All I can do is pray everything works out.
LOL! This is so West Coast.
Her shtick has been around since the late 70's and even earlier. In the late 70's, punks in England would wear torn clothing, multiple piercings, and cut their hair into Mohawks, all in an effort to avoid getting a job and stay on the "dole." It really wasn't so much about "anarchy" or "chaos" as it was an effort to live a lifestyle of boozing, drugging, and music.
I see little difference between them and the beloved Dirt Devil. BTW, she fancies herself a "trainer" then suggests a "Tabata Fran." Gave me my first LOL of the day.
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Interestingly enough, the CF rowing cert is only $595 with a $250 deposit.protobuilder wrote:hai guise! check out the latest cultfit journal for some rowing tips:
For the LOW, LOW price of $1000, you can become CULTFIT CERTIFIED on the rowing machine! A real steal!Angela Hart is a Concept2 Master Coach and a CrossFit certified trainer. She talks about excellence in execution on the rower, much like Coach Glassman talks about virtuosity.
Next week, how to perfect the situp. Situp certification will be offered for only $1000!
http://www.regonline.com/builder/site/D ... tid=675599
The C2 rowing cert--presented by the motherfuckers that make the machine--is only $225.
http://www.concept2.com/us/commercial/c ... onForm.pdf
C2 clearly doesn't understand how this works.
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C2 is a fine American institution. They get it all wrong and continue to thrive. My C2 will still be working when cooch is dust.Gin Master wrote:Interestingly enough, the CF rowing cert is only $595 with a $250 deposit.protobuilder wrote:hai guise! check out the latest cultfit journal for some rowing tips:
For the LOW, LOW price of $1000, you can become CULTFIT CERTIFIED on the rowing machine! A real steal!Angela Hart is a Concept2 Master Coach and a CrossFit certified trainer. She talks about excellence in execution on the rower, much like Coach Glassman talks about virtuosity.
Next week, how to perfect the situp. Situp certification will be offered for only $1000!
http://www.regonline.com/builder/site/D ... tid=675599
The C2 rowing cert--presented by the motherfuckers that make the machine--is only $225.
http://www.concept2.com/us/commercial/c ... onForm.pdf
C2 clearly doesn't understand how this works.

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Iz truf. I had some friends in England who were into the scene at the time. I've also heard it confirmed in interviews with punks from that time. Nice gig if you can get it.Jake Patrick wrote:Word? I didn't know this.Sofa King wrote:Actually, it's rampant everywhere and Spells hit it on the head. It's passive/aggressive behavior at its worst. I don't want to find a decent job because that would mean responsibility, and I'm not about that. I can't live alone because I can't hold a real job (see above) and I'm needy as hell. So, I'll just sit here and "pray" for help; ie, wait for one of you poor suckers to come along and offer me a super cheap place to live so I can have my dog shit all over your house because I like to go running for 18 hours at a time. Good plan IMHO.Rant wrote:Grandpa's Spells wrote:Equally telling is that her approach to problem solving is "prayer" and a public non-appeal appeal for help. LOL at it being tough to find a place that allows dogs.Batboy2/75 wrote:This quote is very informative.
Forty fucking plus years old and she can't afford to live on her own?I know I can't afford to live alone and finding a place to rent with a dog will be tough. All I can do is pray everything works out.
LOL! This is so West Coast.
Her shtick has been around since the late 70's and even earlier. In the late 70's, punks in England would wear torn clothing, multiple piercings, and cut their hair into Mohawks, all in an effort to avoid getting a job and stay on the "dole." It really wasn't so much about "anarchy" or "chaos" as it was an effort to live a lifestyle of boozing, drugging, and music.
I see little difference between them and the beloved Dirt Devil. BTW, she fancies herself a "trainer" then suggests a "Tabata Fran." Gave me my first LOL of the day.
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Yes, but for $595, you are CERTIFIED to row.Gin Master wrote: Interestingly enough, the CF rowing cert is only $595 with a $250 deposit.
http://www.regonline.com/builder/site/D ... tid=675599
The C2 rowing cert--presented by the motherfuckers that make the machine--is only $225.
http://www.concept2.com/us/commercial/c ... onForm.pdf
C2 clearly doesn't understand how this works.
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