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wtfmate wrote:Funny, now my IP address is banned.

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"Major Ethical and Integrity Violations" is under my name.
Lynn+E is now the ethics judge?

This might be the most ironic statement I have ever read.
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By word and deed? He got banned for posting Lynn+E's words, from her own keyboard, that showed her disdain for the CF community. Amazing.


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Douchebaggery endorsed.

http://www.crossfit.com/cf-affiliates/
Handstand photos have become a staple of the CrossFit experience. These in particular were beautiful -- and must have been difficult to execute in shifting sand.

But, overall, is the handstand photo overdone in the CrossFit world? Or have we only just begun to tap its possibilities? Is it our signature photo, even if it is not our signature movement?


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CROSSFIT: ATTENTION-WHORING ACROSS THE GLOBE!

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wtfmate wrote:Funny, now my IP address is banned.

First-grade forum moderation over there. They obviously haven't heard about surfing the web anonymously and bypassing silly little filters like that.

"Major Ethical and Integrity Violations" is under my name. I find that hilarious. It has only made me more famous!

Here is a hint Joshua Murphy, Lynne Pitts, Lizbeth Darsh, et. al...

Fucking remove my account please so I don't get emailed by all the people who think you are idiots via the board's email message system!
Post some, you don't need to include names.
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Competition for signature photo faggotry?
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T200 wrote:Image
2/26 WOD "Chuckles"

3 rounds for time, rescue sled OH squats X 30

In honor of Dan's Saint Bernard Chuckles, who committed suicide out of humiliation at his owner doing overhead fucking squats with a rescue stretcher in public.
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The unifying theme to these attention-whoring overhead squat photos is that none of the objects weigh over 30 pounds, whether they be rescue stretchers, bicycles, or colorfully-painted PVC tubes.
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wtfmate wrote:Here is a hint Joshua Murphy, Lynne Pitts, Lizbeth Darsh, et. al...

Fucking remove my account please so I don't get emailed by all the people who think you are idiots via the board's email message system!
Whoa, hold on, who is this Lizbeth Darsh? Is she hot?

can she give melissa, that tall drink of water from New Hampshire, a run for her foul mouthed money?
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JamesonBushmill wrote:
wtfmate wrote:Here is a hint Joshua Murphy, Lynne Pitts, Lizbeth Darsh, et. al...

Fucking remove my account please so I don't get emailed by all the people who think you are idiots via the board's email message system!
Whoa, hold on, who is this Lizbeth Darsh? Is she hot?

can she give melissa, that tall drink of water from New Hampshire, a run for her foul mouthed money?
I'd say not.

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To their credit, no one in that photo is overhead squatting or doing a handstand.
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Credit to the list of cult warning signs.

http://www.rickross.com/warningsigns.html

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I would like to see a contest for who can get the longest banned title. I'm sure someone could beat George's.

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WildGorillaMan wrote: To their credit, no one in that photo is overhead squatting or doing a handstand.
True, but dude in the blue shirt is flexin' like a motherfucker.

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I for one am signing up for the zone cooking class on the 7th. :ANAL:
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WildGorillaMan wrote: Image
Sorry for the blurry cell phone pic, but we had to seize the moment here. We ate breakfast, burgers at 1:30 Texas time, right next to Coach Greg Glassman, Nancy Meenan, Lisa Lugo, and Lizbeth Darsh. Lisa is not shown because she had to take the picture. The waiter at the Hyatt was photography impaired. Greg is the founder of this crazy thing we are participating in. Nancy and Lisa are the affiliate directors of CrossFit, and Lizbeth Darth runs the affiliate blog on crossfit.com. It is great to be surrounded by some of the key players in the CrossFit community. They all had heard nothing but good things about CFES. With over 1000 CrossFit Affiliates now it is exciting that we are on the CrossFit map and people are speaking well of us.
Ah, all key people to be deposed when the time comes, collected into one nice little group shot. It's nice of Cultfit to litter the internet with thoughts, pictures, etc. It's always harder when a Defendant has nothing on record.
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Guy is a dwarf.
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Grandpa's Spells wrote:
T200 wrote:Image
2/26 WOD "Chuckles"

3 rounds for time, rescue sled OH squats X 30

In honor of Dan's Saint Bernard Chuckles, who committed suicide out of humiliation at his owner doing overhead fucking squats with a rescue stretcher in public.

LULZ! =D> =D> =D> =D>
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protobuilder wrote:
WildGorillaMan wrote: Image
Sorry for the blurry cell phone pic, but we had to seize the moment here. We ate breakfast, burgers at 1:30 Texas time, right next to Coach Greg Glassman, Nancy Meenan, Lisa Lugo, and Lizbeth Darsh. Lisa is not shown because she had to take the picture. The waiter at the Hyatt was photography impaired. Greg is the founder of this crazy thing we are participating in. Nancy and Lisa are the affiliate directors of CrossFit, and Lizbeth Darth runs the affiliate blog on crossfit.com. It is great to be surrounded by some of the key players in the CrossFit community. They all had heard nothing but good things about CFES. With over 1000 CrossFit Affiliates now it is exciting that we are on the CrossFit map and people are speaking well of us.
Ah, all key people to be deposed when the time comes, collected into one nice little group shot. It's nice of Cultfit to litter the internet with thoughts, pictures, etc. It's always harder when a Defendant has nothing on record.
Too bad Lisa Lugo didn't get in the pic. I understand she's way hawter than those road dawgs.
Her husband runs @fit SD and is legit.
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Blue shirt will be going places in the cult soon, just keep bending those knees till they hit the ground, then turn around and "pray" to your lord.
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Joe wrote:Blue shirt will be going places in the cult soon, just keep bending those knees till they hit the ground, then turn around and "pray" to your lord.
It looks like he is beginning to enter the CF trademarked "presenting position".

I love this pic of cooch. It reminds of that one episode where they had to make Otis a deputy of Mayberry. He had that same look on his face.
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Patrick Donnelly wrote:I would like to see a contest for who can get the longest banned title. I'm sure someone could beat George's.
That would be quite the contest....I think I will probably be the winner for a while.


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wtfmate wrote:
Patrick Donnelly wrote:I would like to see a contest for who can get the longest banned title. I'm sure someone could beat George's.
That would be quite the contest....I think I will probably be the winner for a while.
Umm... you two clearly know each other. How bout you take this little snickerfest offline... See manfucker thread in FSF for directions the KJ Wilkens compound.
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wtfmate wrote:
Patrick Donnelly wrote:I would like to see a contest for who can get the longest banned title. I'm sure someone could beat George's.
That would be quite the contest....I think I will probably be the winner for a while.
Umm... you two clearly know each other. How bout you take this little snickerfest offline... See manfucker thread in FSF for directions the KJ Wilkens compound.
Or Timmah's mancave.

Or GDG!'s 'parcour' meetings in the park.
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The consistent and appropriate comparisons of coach to otis never fail to amuse. NEVER.

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donnelly- you're a certified nut swinger why don't you see if you can top it?
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Coop, I know of a few things that could get me banned already, though nothing that come up with that long of a title. The best I could muster would be "Banned for Trolling," or "Banned for Verbal Attacks Against Reputable CrossFitters." The second is a pretty long title, but has no where near the punch of "Integrity and Ethics."

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