Handstand photos have become a staple of the CrossFit experience. These in particular were beautiful -- and must have been difficult to execute in shifting sand.
But, overall, is the handstand photo overdone in the CrossFit world? Or have we only just begun to tap its possibilities? Is it our signature photo, even if it is not our signature movement?
In honor of Dan's Saint Bernard Chuckles, who committed suicide out of humiliation at his owner doing overhead fucking squats with a rescue stretcher in public.
One of the downsides of the Internet is that it allows like-minded people to form communities, and sometimes those communities are stupid.
The unifying theme to these attention-whoring overhead squat photos is that none of the objects weigh over 30 pounds, whether they be rescue stretchers, bicycles, or colorfully-painted PVC tubes.
wtfmate wrote:Here is a hint Joshua Murphy, Lynne Pitts, Lizbeth Darsh, et. al...
Fucking remove my account please so I don't get emailed by all the people who think you are idiots via the board's email message system!
Whoa, hold on, who is this Lizbeth Darsh? Is she hot?
can she give melissa, that tall drink of water from New Hampshire, a run for her foul mouthed money?
Females who wear heels emulate the gait patterns of wounded and/or compromised prey and thus inspire males to heights of predatorial chasse-a-tude. - Robb Wolf
Sorry for the blurry cell phone pic, but we had to seize the moment here. We ate breakfast, burgers at 1:30 Texas time, right next to Coach Greg Glassman, Nancy Meenan, Lisa Lugo, and Lizbeth Darsh. Lisa is not shown because she had to take the picture. The waiter at the Hyatt was photography impaired. Greg is the founder of this crazy thing we are participating in. Nancy and Lisa are the affiliate directors of CrossFit, and Lizbeth Darth runs the affiliate blog on crossfit.com. It is great to be surrounded by some of the key players in the CrossFit community. They all had heard nothing but good things about CFES. With over 1000 CrossFit Affiliates now it is exciting that we are on the CrossFit map and people are speaking well of us.
To their credit, no one in that photo is overhead squatting or doing a handstand.
Sorry for the blurry cell phone pic, but we had to seize the moment here. We ate breakfast, burgers at 1:30 Texas time, right next to Coach Greg Glassman, Nancy Meenan, Lisa Lugo, and Lizbeth Darsh. Lisa is not shown because she had to take the picture. The waiter at the Hyatt was photography impaired. Greg is the founder of this crazy thing we are participating in. Nancy and Lisa are the affiliate directors of CrossFit, and Lizbeth Darth runs the affiliate blog on crossfit.com. It is great to be surrounded by some of the key players in the CrossFit community. They all had heard nothing but good things about CFES. With over 1000 CrossFit Affiliates now it is exciting that we are on the CrossFit map and people are speaking well of us.
Ah, all key people to be deposed when the time comes, collected into one nice little group shot. It's nice of Cultfit to litter the internet with thoughts, pictures, etc. It's always harder when a Defendant has nothing on record.
"That rifle on the wall of the labourer's cottage or working class flat is the symbol of democracy.
It is our job to see that it stays there." - George Orwell
In honor of Dan's Saint Bernard Chuckles, who committed suicide out of humiliation at his owner doing overhead fucking squats with a rescue stretcher in public.
LULZ! =D> =D> =D> =D>
Kazuya Mishima wrote:they can pry the bacon from my cold dead hand.
Sorry for the blurry cell phone pic, but we had to seize the moment here. We ate breakfast, burgers at 1:30 Texas time, right next to Coach Greg Glassman, Nancy Meenan, Lisa Lugo, and Lizbeth Darsh. Lisa is not shown because she had to take the picture. The waiter at the Hyatt was photography impaired. Greg is the founder of this crazy thing we are participating in. Nancy and Lisa are the affiliate directors of CrossFit, and Lizbeth Darth runs the affiliate blog on crossfit.com. It is great to be surrounded by some of the key players in the CrossFit community. They all had heard nothing but good things about CFES. With over 1000 CrossFit Affiliates now it is exciting that we are on the CrossFit map and people are speaking well of us.
Ah, all key people to be deposed when the time comes, collected into one nice little group shot. It's nice of Cultfit to litter the internet with thoughts, pictures, etc. It's always harder when a Defendant has nothing on record.
Too bad Lisa Lugo didn't get in the pic. I understand she's way hawter than those road dawgs.
Her husband runs @fit SD and is legit.
WGM wrote:Fall off a chinup bar, drop a barbell on your head, or piss yourself at the bottom of a squat and the Internet will never forget you.
Joe wrote:Blue shirt will be going places in the cult soon, just keep bending those knees till they hit the ground, then turn around and "pray" to your lord.
It looks like he is beginning to enter the CF trademarked "presenting position".
I love this pic of cooch. It reminds of that one episode where they had to make Otis a deputy of Mayberry. He had that same look on his face.
Females who wear heels emulate the gait patterns of wounded and/or compromised prey and thus inspire males to heights of predatorial chasse-a-tude. - Robb Wolf
Patrick Donnelly wrote:I would like to see a contest for who can get the longest banned title. I'm sure someone could beat George's.
That would be quite the contest....I think I will probably be the winner for a while.
Umm... you two clearly know each other. How bout you take this little snickerfest offline... See manfucker thread in FSF for directions the KJ Wilkens compound.
"He who knows only his own side of the case knows little of that." JS Mill
Patrick Donnelly wrote:I would like to see a contest for who can get the longest banned title. I'm sure someone could beat George's.
That would be quite the contest....I think I will probably be the winner for a while.
Umm... you two clearly know each other. How bout you take this little snickerfest offline... See manfucker thread in FSF for directions the KJ Wilkens compound.
Or Timmah's mancave.
Or GDG!'s 'parcour' meetings in the park.
"Liberalism is arbitrarily selective in its choice of whose dignity to champion." Adrian Vermeule
Coop, I know of a few things that could get me banned already, though nothing that come up with that long of a title. The best I could muster would be "Banned for Trolling," or "Banned for Verbal Attacks Against Reputable CrossFitters." The second is a pretty long title, but has no where near the punch of "Integrity and Ethics."