The couch thread

TerryB · Post by **TerryB** » Tue Mar 17, 2009 6:27 pm

I guess sticks of PVC really are a staple of every Crossfitter's gym.

LooseNut · Post by **LooseNut** » Tue Mar 17, 2009 6:34 pm

protobuilder wrote:

I guess sticks of PVC really are a staple of every Crossfitter's gym.

He can fill a basketball up with concrete to make a shitty handleball but can't put that top shelve on properly? Glad to see he's got pairs of dumbells from 2-8lbs and a tripod to overhead squat.

Pinky · Post by **Pinky** » Tue Mar 17, 2009 6:38 pm

LooseNut wrote:He can fill a basketball up with concrete to make a shitty handleball but can't put that top shelve on properly?

You can't understand what it's like to be as EXTREME as he is.

Sofa King · Post by **Sofa King** » Tue Mar 17, 2009 6:40 pm

Couch wrote:Did somebody say cocktails!?!

Couch, ever the optimist, does not see the glass as empty; he sees it as in need of refilling.
L'chaim.

TerryB · Post by **TerryB** » Tue Mar 17, 2009 6:40 pm

He's also carefully baggied up all that sand so that his Functional Training Sandbag (c) can be adjusted from 5 lbs to 45 lbs.

Anon · Post by **Anon** » Tue Mar 17, 2009 7:48 pm

Not that a discussion about this guy's well equipt closet is not engaging, but can we get back on topic as to how to effectively luer the latest crossfit strumpet here without initally coming across as a bunch of butt pirates lol?

Grandpa's Spells · Post by **Grandpa's Spells** » Tue Mar 17, 2009 7:49 pm

Joe wrote:Not that a discussion about this guy's well equipt closet is not engaging, but can we get back on topic as to how to effectively luer the latest crossfit strumpet here without initally coming across as a bunch of butt pirates lol?

They all read this thread. They're not going to ignore attention any more than you will ignore breathing.

Anon · Post by **Anon** » Tue Mar 17, 2009 7:51 pm

Grandpa's Spells wrote:
Joe wrote:Not that a discussion about this guy's well equipt closet is not engaging, but can we get back on topic as to how to effectively luer the latest crossfit strumpet here without initally coming across as a bunch of butt pirates lol?
They all read this thread. They're not going to ignore attention any more than you will ignore breathing.

good point

Gin Master · Post by **Gin Master** » Tue Mar 17, 2009 8:06 pm

I can't believe you guys get all harddick from the latest tease. Sure, she says "fuck" a lot and blogs about booze, pills, and shaving. Until there is confirmed evidence of her whorrity, I'm going to give her as much credence as the CM of Clubbell Sport designation.

Why are you turning to false idols when we've got women that steal boyfriends and move them across the country, who post pictures of themselves in their skivvies, who leave claw-hammered ex-boyfriends and shack up with midget Viet Cong? Focus, guys.

Turdacious · Post by **Turdacious** » Tue Mar 17, 2009 8:21 pm

Joe wrote:Not that a discussion about this guy's well equipt closet is not engaging, but can we get back on topic as to how to effectively luer the latest crossfit strumpet here without initally coming across as a bunch of butt pirates lol?

Banning all these new ex@fitters from posting on this thread would eliminate 1/2 of the butt pirates.

Sofa King · Post by **Sofa King** » Tue Mar 17, 2009 8:37 pm

The Unflushable DEATHTURD wrote:
Joe wrote:Not that a discussion about this guy's well equipt closet is not engaging, but can we get back on topic as to how to effectively luer the latest crossfit strumpet here without initally coming across as a bunch of butt pirates lol?
Banning all these new ex@fitters from posting on this thread would eliminate 1/2 of the butt pirates.

Werd.

Anon · Post by **Anon** » Tue Mar 17, 2009 8:47 pm

Gin Master wrote:I can't believe you guys get all harddick from the latest tease. Sure, she says "fuck" a lot and blogs about booze, pills, and shaving. Until there is confirmed evidence of her whorrity, I'm going to give her as much credence as the CM of Clubbell Sport designation.

Why are you turning to false idols when we've got women that steal boyfriends and move them across the country, who post pictures of themselves in their skivvies, who leave claw-hammered ex-boyfriends and shack up with midget Viet Cong? Focus, guys.

=D> =D> =D>

Blaidd Drwg · Post by **Blaidd Drwg** » Tue Mar 17, 2009 9:00 pm

The Unflushable DEATHTURD wrote:
Joe wrote:Not that a discussion about this guy's well equipt closet is not engaging, but can we get back on topic as to how to effectively luer the latest crossfit strumpet here without initally coming across as a bunch of butt pirates lol?
Banning all these new ex@fitters from posting on this thread would eliminate 1/2 of the butt pirates.

and anyone who describes themselves thus.....

I'm a Freshman and physics/math double major at U. of MD with an unusual interest in fitness, diet, and health.. I am a member of the exhibitionist gymnastics club, "Gymkana," and the president of the Weightlifting Club. Lastly, I work as a personal trainer in my spare time, holding both the ACE-CPT and ACE-GFI certifications. For me, health and fitness is more than a hobby - it's a lifestyle.

amend that. remove anyone who describes themselves in a personal blog...... period.

Shapecharge · Post by **Shapecharge** » Tue Mar 17, 2009 9:06 pm

Hey girls, she did it! She finished Coyote Two Moons in 32 hours 11 minutes! Surely if she can do this, sticking her tongue in my shitty asshole will be no big deal since I'm eating a clean zone style diet! Group hug everybody!

http://www.trailgirl.blogspot.com/

JamesonBushmill · Post by **JamesonBushmill** » Tue Mar 17, 2009 9:13 pm

Joe wrote:too funny

You should request:

"Banned for Freedom of Expression"

...be added to your banned banner, too bad they closed the thread, pussies.

now the sheeple will begin to justify for themselves that you deserved it and that it could not happen to them, if they stay in line that is.

First, naziE came for Dan john, and I didn't speak up because I could still read him on T-bag nation
Then dykE came after Shaf, but fuck it, I could still read him on his blog and on Garm
and then they came for Rant, and I didn't speak up because sometimes he was silly
then they came for Patrick Donnelly, but who cares, because he is still new.
and then they came for me, and by that time there was no one left to speak up.

and the fuckers still have my affiliate fee.

Perhaps it is time to call the FBI, and see if I can stir up some trouble for that Ponzi Schemin, merkin wearing, gin swilling, big titty nursing, Otis from mayberry looking, shoe polish smelling motherfucker.

POD · Post by **POD** » Tue Mar 17, 2009 9:27 pm

Charismatic megafauna wrote:amend that. remove anyone who describes themselves in a personal blog...... period.

That does need updating again. It used to have some line in there like "My interest in fitness started with the Personal Fitness Merit Badge in the BSA, but never really took off until I heard about CrossFit." I removed that a couple months ago when I first began to realize how shittastic the program was getting with the retarded amount of "metcon," the strengthening cult bonds, and the fact that all of the best CF guys were 165lb twigs.

Are there any exCFers around here aside from me? George Mounce stopped posting several pages back, as you might remember.

Edit: Wait a second, Dan John is banned from the CrossFit boards? What the fuck for? I thought he simply stopped posting there because he got tired of that shit. I didn't even realize that he was banned.

Pinky · Post by **Pinky** » Tue Mar 17, 2009 9:41 pm

Shapecharge wrote:Hey girls, she did it! She finished Coyote Two Moons in 32 hours 11 minutes! Surely if she can do this, sticking her tongue in my shitty asshole will be no big deal since I'm eating a clean zone style diet! Group hug everybody!

http://www.trailgirl.blogspot.com/

Kiss me I'm Irish..well half ;)

The other half is a mix of metal, ink and "social diseases".

TerryB · Post by **TerryB** » Tue Mar 17, 2009 9:49 pm

JamesonBushmill wrote:Perhaps it is time to call the FBI

Screw the FBI. It's the FTC they're worried about. Trying to avoid being labeled a franchise and having to pay all that money and comply with all those nasty rules. Nothing a nice, well-referenced letter to the FTC couldn't help.

WildGorillaMan · Post by **WildGorillaMan** » Tue Mar 17, 2009 10:01 pm

Patrick Donnelly wrote: Edit: Wait a second, Dan John is banned from the CrossFit boards? What the fuck for? I thought he simply stopped posting there because he got tired of that shit. I didn't even realize that he was banned.

That's because you're an FNG and Bandwagon Jumper to the tradition. Many of us were hating on @fit before hating on @fit was cool.

Blaidd Drwg · Post by **Blaidd Drwg** » Tue Mar 17, 2009 10:09 pm

Hell, My hate starts at the ground floor... I hated Shaf for sticking up for the @fitters. I got over it and now I try to be a little more specific in my hate, ferinstance,

I only hate Dan John because he's Catholic...nothing personal of course.
I hate Donnely because he's a twat and
I hate Shape because he's a dirty dirty man.

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POD · Post by **POD** » Tue Mar 17, 2009 11:32 pm

Charismatic megafauna wrote:Hell, My hate starts at the ground floor... I hated Shaf for sticking up for the @fitters. I got over it and now I try to be a little more specific in my hate, ferinstance,

I only hate Dan John because he's Catholic...nothing personal of course.
I hate Donnely because he's a twat and
I hate Shape because he's a dirty dirty man.

I'm a Catholic twat, at that.

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Turdacious · Post by **Turdacious** » Tue Mar 17, 2009 11:33 pm

I wonder if XBLADE comes in any flavor besides gin?

Fuzzy Dunlop · Post by **Fuzzy Dunlop** » Wed Mar 18, 2009 1:08 am

The Unflushable DEATHTURD wrote:I wonder if XBLADE comes in any flavor besides gin?

i vote for "allybigasstittiestwat strawberry flavor

Sofa King · Post by **Sofa King** » Wed Mar 18, 2009 2:38 am

JamesonBushmill wrote:
Joe wrote:too funny

You should request:

"Banned for Freedom of Expression"

...be added to your banned banner, too bad they closed the thread, pussies.

now the sheeple will begin to justify for themselves that you deserved it and that it could not happen to them, if they stay in line that is.

First, naziE came for Dan john, and I didn't speak up because I could still read him on T-bag nation
Then dykE came after Shaf, but fuck it, I could still read him on his blog and on Garm
and then they came for Rant, and I didn't speak up because sometimes he was silly
then they came for Patrick Donnelly, but who cares, because he is still new.
and then they came for me, and by that time there was no one left to speak up.

and the fuckers still have my affiliate fee.

Perhaps it is time to call the FBI, and see if I can stir up some trouble for that Ponzi Schemin, merkin wearing, gin swilling, big titty nursing, Otis from mayberry looking, shoe polish smelling motherfucker.

Fuck 'em.
I stopped posting there in 2006 and they banned me in 2007 when I was critical over on the PM. The PM never banned me because I left after they banned Shaf (and to a lesser extent, the Rev. John. . .not Dan).
If you have an opinion or say things that may offend someone's delicate sensibilities, then this is the only place in the world of "fitness" where you are welcome.

IGX

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