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Thud wrote: Anyone with $3,000 and a spare weekend can become certified and affiliated. Then , with little more than a stick of PVC and a barf bag they can set up shop in their parents basement and charge customers $150/month to flail around until they are delirious enough to believe they are "elite".
Couch is right. Not a doctor. Just another @Fitting dickweed.couch wrote:Garrett #218,
Calling yourself a "doctor" is unethical - in fact it is a lie. You ought to be ashamed and I don't know why it's not reason for kicking you off of the board. We've certainly debated it in the past.
And at that rate, apparently there are already several hundred thousand signed up.MarcoFP wrote:Fuck Crossfags.
Jesus H. Christ, as PT Barnum seyz, there's a sucker born every minute.
Why and how did Oto get the message so much faster than you?Patrick Donnelly wrote:Dear Coach Glassman,
I think we just had a big misunderstaning... what I meant was... if it offended you that... not my intention. If I made you... I totally apologize. It was not my intention at all... If you knew me, if we could talk... I’m not the kind of person... I didn’t think... If I... Nothing in that post was mean spirited or meant to hurt you... a joke... I lightheartedly said... I never thought... Truly, I thought if... If I... I would not have... I never thought... I am truly, truly sorry... totally my bad... I am sorry.... I never meant... I am truly sorry... I think this... I take total responsibility... I totally get where all of your points are... I'm truly sorry... not my intention... I made defending CrossFit... The whole time I was defending CrossFit... My apologies... I feel... too harshly... the opposite of my intention... I never meant... and I totally apologize...
Josh Hillis
Comment #130 - Posted by: Josh Hillis at January 8, 2006 1:45 AM
What a cocksucker. Meanwhile Glassman tries to act like an internet tough guy.
Do you think Glassman was a bully when he was a kid?
Or do you think he was the kid who got bullied?
If you are talking about "wjhat is fitness" (by their definition) than how is a 40 yd dash a practiced event? Verticle leap? If they are elite thay should be killing in verticles. I will give the pussies a pass on bench, but how many more excuse are they. Can't lift against a lifter or run against a runner...now you can't fucking sprint and jump against football platers? You need some crossfit football!Ever wondered how you'd do going up against a pro-football player in a fitness challenge? Click here to check out the results from 7 different events at the NFL Combine (thanks, Z, for sending in the link!) It wouldn't really be a 'fair' challenge (going up against a football player) since these events are ones that they practice all the time (not like events pulled out of our 'hopper'), but still, it's interesting to see the numbers (how about that 40" vertical jump for a 256 pound defensive end - wow!)
LMFAO! So, Couch is "disabled" now? I thought his limp was from a 'gymnastics' injury. Regardless, when HAVEN'T Couch & Co. made fun of people who were injured? Injured people are pussies, right? And if a workout kills you (or almost kills you), you get laughed at publically BY Couch himself.Couch wrote:I don't find making fun of disability funny and those who do so repugnant.
His workouts are so fucking insane they cannot be ethically shared with the public!! H4RDC0R3Couch wrote:Where did my not working out come from? It came from the NYT. Cooperman asked if I did the WOD every day. I said, “no, I’m usually experimenting on myself and others with protocols that will quickly be abandoned and it would be unethical to spread them to the community at large
....or Barbara Ellingsworth from Boise, Idaho, a 38 y/o housewife who is now forging elite fitness for 3 straight weeks!Couch wrote:Why don't you contact Ensign Andy Stumpf, [email protected], and tell him that his CrossFit experiment at BUD/S was wrongly called "emprical evidence"? Why don't you contact SSGT Matt Kostielney at the Marine Scout Sniper School and tell him that he too doesn't have evidence just Kool-Aide guzzling? How about John Barba at Colorado State Patrol? Or Capt JT Williams and Maj Wade Rutland from the Canadian Army
I'm just used to taking shit. It doesn't really bother me anymore.Jake Patrick wrote:Why and how did Oto get the message so much faster than you?
Allows him two coveted priveleges:protobuilder wrote:LMFAO! So, Couch is "disabled" now?Couch wrote:I don't find making fun of disability funny and those who do so repugnant.
You should see Little Foot, Long Foot do the WAD.Cooch wrote: I was the original CrossFitter and I can, at 49, still outperform more CrossFitters than not.
for that to be true, he'd have to do x-fit...Joe wrote:5 bucks cooch limps due to "crossfitting" and not the rings.
Patrick, some thoughts, randomly brought forward.Patrick Donnelly wrote:Well, I know I'm not going to win any arguments here with you guys, so I'm not going to try. It'd quickly dissolve into idiotic rambling on both sides.
WGM wrote:Fall off a chinup bar, drop a barbell on your head, or piss yourself at the bottom of a squat and the Internet will never forget you.
Couch wrote:Finally, it's been two weeks since the NYT piece and I'm no longer overweight
Here ya go.....Sofa King wrote:I'll need more boobies now, please.
You're an ASS!syaigh wrote: The thought of eating that giant veiny monstrosity makes me want to barf.
Sofa King wrote:I just saw this.
I'll need more boobies now, please.
Sofa King wrote:I just saw this.
I'll need more boobies now, please.
Maybe if your collecting disability, but that would be unethical.MarcoFP wrote:Seriously, when you injure yourself doing some stupid shit, & it results in a limp, who the fuck classifies that as a disability?
Only a fucking cult leader megalomaniac, that's fucking who.
