IGX

His right (his right) delt actually appears to look irritated around the site of a possible injection.

WildGorillaMan wrote:

Impressive physique, not overly masculine. Still, the use of bumpers to make weights look more impressive is annoying to me. i can load 655lbs on my bar with my bumpers, but use the pink 5s and 2.5s for motivation. May paint my 10lbers yellow...

Kraj wrote:

Patrick Donnelly wrote:

That's a chick?! Shit, I thought it was Clint Howard.

I thought it was the dad from That 70's Show, and was thinking "wow, Red is kinda jacked..."

This dude acted weird? Say it ain't so.



But seriously, now I want to know what weird shit he did at the gym.

WildGorillaMan wrote:Let's dial it back a little today.



No baby, leave the socks on.

Awfully flatchested, but I'd get a deathgrip on those thighs anyday.

Jacop wrote:This dude acted weird? Say it ain't so.



But seriously, now I want to know what weird shit he did at the gym.

What's causing the weird Play-do look to the skin? Is that drugs, or bad makeup, or what?

GoDogGo! wrote:

Jacop wrote:This dude acted weird? Say it ain't so.



But seriously, now I want to know what weird shit he did at the gym.

What's causing the weird Play-do look to the skin? Is that drugs, or bad makeup, or what?

I dunno. Here's another one that looks like it's from the same shoot.



He ain't shit.

My apologies for all the pictures of Carrot Top.

Back on titty.



There should be a "swing around a brass pole" cert.

*cough*
http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/p ... ess07.html

Glassman, CrossFit's inventor, is its No. 1 obsessive, except he has said he gets so caught up honing his ideas he doesn't have time to work out. With bad knees and a paunch, he is CrossFit's Wizard of Oz, the man behind the curtain.

Sure. Even the most diehard keyboard @F cult warriors find time for their WAD.

"I'm so crazy for this exercise program that I can't even bring myself to do it!"


More androgyny from the Gaymes:
http://games2009.crossfit.com/competito ... paolo.html

GoDogGo! wrote:

Jacop wrote:This dude acted weird? Say it ain't so.



But seriously, now I want to know what weird shit he did at the gym.

What's causing the weird Play-do look to the skin? Is that drugs, or bad makeup, or what?

I think it's called "Being a ginger kid". Red heads are all effed up.

Those horrible Carrot Top pictures have reminded me of another thing that's problematic about @fit. What's up with the fashion trend that has dudes riding their pants three inches lower than their hipbones and then walking around shirtless?
Yeah, motherfucker, bully for you for having the bottoms of your obliques clearly delineated, but what makes you think any of us want to see your pubis and your ass crack? And it's not just the gym, I saw some dude rocking that look on the street the other day, doubtless a local @fit affliliate owner.

Save that look for the bathhouse, nancies.

Let's focus on something less repugnant now:

WildGorillaMan wrote:
Those horrible Carrot Top pictures have reminded me of another thing that's problematic about @fit. What's up with the fashion trend that has dudes riding their pants three inches lower than their hipbones and then walking around shirtless?

Big Ape--

Surely you know the fashion for shirtless, hairless bodies derives from homosexual calendar boys and is rich in pedophilic implications. I needn't waste my considerable genius on explaining what's going on here.

Women that look like men. Men that look like boys. David Carradine didn't have to go to Bankok for action. He could have gone to his local trans-fit affiliate.

WildGorillaMan wrote:

What's with the two-hand bottoms-up snatch? I didn't even know there was such a thing.

Patrick Donnelly wrote:

WildGorillaMan wrote:

What's with the two-hand bottoms-up snatch? I didn't even know there was such a thing.

She's Asian; the snatch runs side-to-side, not bottoms-up. Everybody knows that.

WildGorillaMan wrote:Let's dial it back a little today.

http://board.crossfit.com/showthread.ph ... post603523

I'm confused.

Patrick Donnelly wrote:
http://board.crossfit.com/showthread.ph ... post603523

I'm confused.

Have you never been with a woman, Patrick?

WildGorillaMan wrote:Have you never been with a woman, Patrick?

Actually, no. I am a virgin, and I'm not ashamed to say it. However, I understand fully how some women can have a "bouncing problem" during exercise; that's why they developed sports bras. My confusion relates to how CrossFitting women can have the problem when an ever-increasing number of them look like the girl in the pink top you posted. When you have the bodyfat percentage of an anorexic meth-head, there's nothing left to bounce.




(Not gay, just Catholic.)

WildGorillaMan wrote:Those horrible Carrot Top pictures have reminded me of another thing that's problematic about @fit. What's up with the fashion trend that has dudes riding their pants three inches lower than their hipbones and then walking around shirtless?
Yeah, motherfucker, bully for you for having the bottoms of your obliques clearly delineated, but what makes you think any of us want to see your pubis and your ass crack? And it's not just the gym, I saw some dude rocking that look on the street the other day, doubtless a local @fit affliliate owner.

Save that look for the bathhouse, nancies.

As with everything else, the Cultfitters are horribly unoriginal.

Patrick Donnelly wrote:

WildGorillaMan wrote:Have you never been with a woman, Patrick?

Actually, no. I am a virgin, and I'm not ashamed to say it. However, I understand fully how some women can have a "bouncing problem" during exercise; that's why they developed sports bras. My confusion relates to how CrossFitting women can have the problem when an ever-increasing number of them look like the girl in the pink top you posted. When you have the bodyfat percentage of an anorexic meth-head, there's nothing left to bounce.




(Not gay, just Catholic.)

Does Father Flanagan know you've been loitering around with the ruffians at IGx? You better see him for some confession and tender fondling.

Patrick Donnelly wrote:

WildGorillaMan wrote:Have you never been with a woman, Patrick?

Actually, no. I am a virgin, and I'm not ashamed to say it.

faggot

Patrick Donnelly wrote:

WildGorillaMan wrote:Have you never been with a woman, Patrick?

Actually, no. I am a virgin, and I'm not ashamed to say it. However, I understand fully how some women can have a "bouncing problem" during exercise; that's why they developed sports bras. My confusion relates to how CrossFitting women can have the problem when an ever-increasing number of them look like the girl in the pink top you posted. When you have the bodyfat percentage of an anorexic meth-head, there's nothing left to bounce.




(Not gay, just Catholic.)

What that Catholic Priest did to your mouth still counts............

GoDogGo! wrote:She's Asian; the snatch runs side-to-side, not bottoms-up. Everybody knows that.

fucking great. =D> =D> =D>

pod- you sound like a fucking 12 year old. Stop being such a little god fearing pickle sniffer, He is fake. you < @fit

Patrick Donnelly wrote:

WildGorillaMan wrote:

What's with the two-hand bottoms-up snatch? I didn't even know there was such a thing.

With those black shorts, I can't really see her snatch, but she's got nice legs and perky titties, so I'd take a chance on her snapper.

Patrick Donnelly wrote: Actually, no. I am a virgin, and I'm not ashamed to say it. (Not gay, just Catholic.)

Oh jeezus .....jeezus now weeps for you.....

Patrick Donnelly wrote:

WildGorillaMan wrote:

What's with the two-hand bottoms-up snatch? I didn't even know there was such a thing.

Indeed there is such a thing as bottoms up snatch, it's quite good. Find a sinner to try it with, I guarantee it will be the best 15 seconds of your life so far.