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Are you sure that's hair on his face? It looks very flat on his face and the edges of the design are too sharp - it looks like ink to me.Joe wrote:Meh, the fact that is hair and not ink, just amplifies his lack of commitment.WildGorillaMan wrote:Raising the bar for @fit affiliate owners everywhere:
The Bastard Son of the Shafman wrote:Jesus fucking Christ. Would you stop posting images that are 8x the area of my fucking monitor?
It was mentioned last Friday too. Apparently WGM is a slow learner.The Bastard Son of the Shafman wrote:Jesus fucking Christ. Would you stop posting images that are 8x the area of my fucking monitor?
So much power! Just look at that nearly vertical acceleration. Though I guess when you're slow as shit, you don't need much acceleration. Verchewossitee.WildGorillaMan wrote:http://crossfitfirebase.com/wp-content/ ... 24x964.jpg
You ease up. I'm just giving you shit. Have a beer.WildGorillaMan wrote:Ease up. I actually made an effort to tag appropriately this week, just didn't work out.
Maybe some of you should buy a bigger monitor.
She needs the knife and the mesh....that shit's sticking out of her as bad as mine ever did.Resident Quack wrote:TGIAndroF slightly early...welcome our old friend Miss Umbilical Hernia! She finds bleeding from exercise functional and exciting, her turn-offs include surgery as it is "unnatural" to her and it isn't mentioned in @F's new world-changing definition of health...
It's a warning to weak performers.WildGorillaMan wrote:On another topic, after staring at her ass for a while, I noticed that there's a human spine strung up on the wall of this affiliate:
Do the trainers there hang them up as trophies after members ruin them from reverse thrusters, hyper chair situps and retardlepated, techniqueless back squats?
Right heel off the floor?CultBuster wrote: too easy to find andro sometimes--but form like this! PRICELESS! I give her 6 mos to make andro top 5 pix.
I don't even know what to fucking say. How in the fuck do you destroy a fucking clamp when it's on the fucking bar?We use three types of barbell clamps at One World. . . . the muscle clamp, the lockjaw clamp, and the spring collar clamp. The muscle clamp and lockjaw clamp . . . are plastic and tend to occasionally get crushed by giant rubber bumper plates. . . .
My favorite is the good ole spring collar clamp. . . . I know some of you don't like to use them because you have a problem squeezing them enough to get them on the bar, but think of it as strengthening your grip!
It's not lack of effort, EZ, the kweers can't squeeze them. They're not Adam T Glass, ya know?Ed Zachary wrote:And how in the fuck can you claim to be and "Elite" athlete if you can't be bother to put out the fucking effort to squeeze a fucking spring clamp enough to put it on the bar?
Unfortunately, that's a condition that's not distinct to CrossFit. I always see douchebags at the gym leave their weights and leave, or just roll them off to the side.Ed Zachary wrote:And how in the fuck can you claim to be and "Elite" athlete if you can't be bother to put out the fucking effort to squeeze a fucking spring clamp enough to put it on the bar?
I find it hard to meet people who are into the CrossFit lifestyle. I know the best place to meet people would probably be at other Affiliates, but we are all there to do the WOD and get down to business.
Is there any good place to meet CrossFit singles? I dated a girl who wasn't into our lifestyle and it didn't work out too well. She would want to go out randomly for wings, beer, pizza. Not going to happen! She got ****ed at that.
Any suggestions?
Yeah, especially when you've got to catch them before they change into men.random CrossFitter wrote:I think it would be hard to find a cf chick, a very small pool to draw from. But you'll have to put more time in at your affiliate before and after, and at other events held by your affiliate. Become a trainer?
But should be able to find someone interested in fitness. I think plentyoffish.com is pretty good.
This shit really chaps my ass. Mainly because these holier than thou faggot motherfuckers run down powerlifters and bodybuilders and I've never heard anyone from either group whine about how hard it is to put the spring clamps on the bars. I mean gawddamnit son. What a fucking scam. These poontangs are supposed to be elite athletes?Gin Master wrote:It's not lack of effort, EZ, the kweers can't squeeze them. They're not Adam T Glass, ya know?Ed Zachary wrote:And how in the fuck can you claim to be and "Elite" athlete if you can't be bother to put out the fucking effort to squeeze a fucking spring clamp enough to put it on the bar?
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I have I told you lately how much I love you?Kraj wrote:Unfortunately, that's a condition that's not distinct to CrossFit. I always see douchebags at the gym leave their weights and leave, or just roll them off to the side.Ed Zachary wrote:And how in the fuck can you claim to be and "Elite" athlete if you can't be bother to put out the fucking effort to squeeze a fucking spring clamp enough to put it on the bar?
The way I see it, loading and unloading the plates/dumbells/whatever is part of the exercise. If you can't be bothered to do that shit then the tool isn't for you.
I also can't stand when people drop weights. It's a total bitch move. I'm not talking about failing at an attempt and having to drop the weight. I'm talking about the guys who just drop the weight after every set cuz they can't be bothered to set it down nicely. Half the fuckin' dumbells at the gym are all wobbly and feel like they're gonna fall apart because of these fucktards. Once again, if you can't lower a weight properly, then it's not for you.
From what I've seen, CrossFit promotes this douchebaggery with the constant dropping of the weights, even when totally uncalled for and out of the ordinary. It's as if, in their minds, dropping the weight is the stamp of a balls-to-the-wall set well done. They have to drop it, otherwise no one will look at them and say "Daaamn, bro! Awesome shit!"
This is short for "I'm an insecure little faggot who can't meet actual real women". Who the fuck says shit like "I dated a girl who wasn't into our lifeststyle"? And who the fuck is this fucking dipshit fucking faggot fuck-knuckle that doesn't like a women who actually wants to go out for wings, beer, pizza?! I mean, FUCK, unless you have to get a forklift to get her out of the house and she looks like the ass end of a bulldog, I'd say you struck gold. I'm seeing this drop dead gorgeous gal right now that likes to drink as much as I do, but she could give a fuck about powerlifting. I want this @fitter put to the stake, fire, and sword right fucking now.Gin Master wrote:
http://www.board.crossfit.com/showthread.php?t=50293
I find it hard to meet people who are into the CrossFit lifestyle. I know the best place to meet people would probably be at other Affiliates, but we are all there to do the WOD and get down to business.
Is there any good place to meet CrossFit singles? I dated a girl who wasn't into our lifestyle and it didn't work out too well. She would want to go out randomly for wings, beer, pizza. Not going to happen! She got ****ed at that.
Any suggestions?
