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couch is lookin' leaner there.

we need some sort of continuum so we can see what he looks like month by month.

for example, we can speculate he's been staying at home more rather than going out to certs because of the less bloated look and disheveled hair. Gin and late nights can bloat a man up.


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WildGorillaMan wrote:gratuitous shot of Couch looking haggard

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Couch had to put the brakes on his drinking so his hair plugs would take. That's why he's lean but still has a distended belly.

I like how Pukie is throwing up on Couch and his faggoty salmon shirt.

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Sure to be a thread full of faggotry at some point but here it is now:

OP:
What's your moment of truth

Rowing on round 3 of todays WOD

Row 500m, 21 Burpee, Run 400m

I hate rowing. It kicks my backside everytime. My legs burn, my arms ache and I can't breathe. Always have a moment of (see comical Tom and Jerry cartoon angel and demon on shoulder) 'you could just give up and go to work early'.

What makes you grit your teeth and keep going forward
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Because no matter how much it hurts, no matter how certain I am that I am going to die or pass out or throw up during the WOD, in the end, I have never challenged myself this much, and I always manage to have fun.

And much further down the list...because I look pretty good naked.
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Because the more you hurt in training, the less you hurt in competition (or real life).
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And an anti-vaccination faggot affiliate (maybe just retarded...I'm not sure):
Say NO to Vaccines!

Thought you might be interested in reading some research on vaccinations and the connection to autism, other diseases and even death. Here are a few links to check out. Pretty scary stuff. To think we've allowed our children to get these useless and possibly harmful shots.


I wish we and more parents would take more time to do the research before allowing our children to be vaccinated.


Let me know what you think,
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T200 wrote:
OP:
What's your moment of truth

Rowing on round 3 of todays WOD

Row 500m, 21 Burpee, Run 400m

I hate rowing. It kicks my backside everytime. My legs burn, my arms ache and I can't breathe. Always have a moment of (see comical Tom and Jerry cartoon angel and demon on shoulder) 'you could just give up and go to work early'.

What makes you grit your teeth and keep going forward
From this simple post I can diagnose a few things.
1. Shitty rowing technique. All @f'ers treat the rower like they treat the barbell, KB, and any other worthy training implement.
2. Rowing at a stroke rate of at least 40 strokes per minute. Again, all @f'ers I've seen go off at 45 spm and crash and burn.
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I heard dinosaurs were vaccinated and that is why they are dead.
Okay, that's fucking funny.

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T200 wrote:And an anti-vaccination faggot affiliate (maybe just retarded...I'm not sure):
Say NO to Vaccines!

Thought you might be interested in reading some research on vaccinations and the connection to autism, other diseases and even death. Here are a few links to check out. Pretty scary stuff. To think we've allowed our children to get these useless and possibly harmful shots.


I wish we and more parents would take more time to do the research before allowing our children to be vaccinated.


Let me know what you think,
Jeremy
I have a cousin who moved to CA when she got pregnant specifically because she believed vaccinations led to autism and she didn't want to risk her baby to develop autism. Kid received no vaccines. Is autistic.
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fuckin' anti-vaccinaters! the only reason their little hippie kids are still alive is because all the other little bastards are vaccinated.
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Grandpa's Spells wrote: Kid received no vaccines. Is autistic.
Oh Snap!
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sanchezero wrote:fuckin' anti-vaccinaters! the only reason their little hippie kids are still alive is because all the other little bastards are vaccinated.
Skeptoid on the subject:

This is Dan from North Carolina, my wife and I just had a baby girl, and we have to decide if we want to give her immunization shots, I have heard rumor that some people believe that Autism is directly related to immunizing a child too early. Is this true?


It is true that some people believe that, which is tragic because there's a growing trend among misinformed parents to refuse to allow their children to be vaccinated, and new outbreaks of potentially fatal diseases like measles, whooping cough, diphtheria, hepatitis B, and polio have been the direct result. Among the worst offending communities is Ashland, Oregon, where 30% of kindergartners have been granted "personal belief" exemptions from the state, thus effectively eliminating "herd immunity" from the population. Only two US states require you to have a medical reason if you want to be exempted from the vaccination requirement to attend public school. A number of epidemics have broken out in communities with low vaccination rates, of diseases that had been otherwise largely eradicated by childhood vaccination.

The so-called "link" between autism and vaccines is a particularly bizarre superstition. It's an unfounded supposition depending on a chain of connections in which every single link is conclusively broken. Mythical link #1 is that autism can be caused by mercury. Autism is genetic, it has no environmental causes; at least none after the first trimester of gestation. Mythical link #2 is that mercury is found in the preservative thimerosal. In fact thimerosal contains ethylmercury, which is not absorbed by the body and is harmless; not methylmercury, which is the form responsible for mercury poisoning. Mythical link #3 is that thimerosal is found in vaccines. In fact thimerosal has not been an ingredient in childhood vaccines for over a decade.

Some parents also have been convinced that vaccination presents a dangerous immunological challenge, and so it's risky regardless of autism. This is a question that you should ask your pediatrician, not Jenny McCarthy. It's just not true. Even the common cold is a greater immunological challenge to the body than the full spectrum of early childhood vaccinations, and as you know, your child gets colds all the time and always manages to pull through. But you shouldn't get your children's medical advice from some random podcast any more than you should get it from deluded, uneducated celebrities. All you need to do is look at the data of disease rates among vaccinated and non-vaccinated children to answer any question about what you should do. There's no correlation between autism and vaccination rates, but there's huge correlation between vaccination and rates of diseases that the vaccines prevent.

Update. I did receive the following email from Dr. David Gorski at the Science Based Medicine blog, which is appropriate to include here. To his point about the vaccines that do still contain thimerosal, I was referring only to the scheduled early childhood vaccines, which apparently was not clear enough. So we're both right.

Point one:

You said that ethyl mercury is not absorbed and is harmless. While it is true that ethyl mercury is fairly rapidly excreted and appears to be harmless at the doses previously used in vaccines, it is not true that it is not absorbed. It is certainly absorbed into the bloodstream at easily measurable levels and can be incorporated into growing hair in mice and humans. It is also detectable in the CNS of experimental mice and monkeys. Also, thimerosal is toxic at higher doses. Basically, methyl mercury and ethyl mercury differ in pharmacokinetics, with ethyl mercury peaking early and then being rapidly excreted and methyl mercury having a more prolonged course of excretion and greater tissue buildup. You correctly said that methyl mercury is responsible for mercury poisoning, but inorganic mercury can also poison. These are not minor points. In any case, it would have been much better to say that the dose makes the poison and that numerous studies show that even the highest amount of thimerosal to which children were exposed (the late 1990s and early 2000s) was not associated with autism. Saying that it is "harmless" implies that thimerosal is completely harmless. It's not. It just is at the doses in vaccines. This is not just semantics. Another useful point is that it is a very effective preservative, and removing it means either accepting an increased risk of contamination of vaccines or finding another preservative, which may have problems we don't know about.

Point two:

The first point may have been more a matter of emphasis, but this second point is not. You said that thimerosal has not been an ingredient in childhood vaccines in over a decade. This is simply not true, at least not in the U.S. Other countries removed thimerosal over a decade ago, but not the U.S. In fact, it was only towards the end of 1999 that the CDC and AAP recommended that thimerosal be removed from vaccines. Then, thimerosal was not removed from common childhood vaccines until the end of 2001, seven years ago. Finally, it is not true that no childhood vaccine contains thimerosal. True, the vast majority of them do not and have not since early 2002, but the flu vaccine, even vaccines marketed for children, still contain thimerosal. See:

http://www.cdc.gov/FLU/ABOUT/QA/thimerosal.htm

There is more and more availability of flu vaccines that are thimerosal-free, but as of 2009 the majority still contain thimerosal. I expect that fewer and fewer thimerosal-containing vaccines will be marketed.
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And he's holding a barbell overhead.
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sanchezero wrote:fuckin' anti-vaccinaters! the only reason their little hippie kids are still alive is because all the other little bastards are vaccinated.
where's resident quack? big pharma owns your mind. quack needs to straighten out you brainwashed conformist dupes.
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I don't do the vaccine debate anymore. Pointless.

I don't give 'em, I don't get 'em.

The amount of people who *get* the flu within days of getting the flu shot (which is a damn lot) should be enough to demonstrate the "effects". Enjoy your hardly-tested swine flu vaccines, y'all!

Get this ship back on topic. Someone start a vaccine thread if you need the mental masturbation and link-flinging.

Vaccines may be one of the factors in autism, but they are hardly the only one. The picture is always more complex than laypeople think.

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Typical koolaid nonsense:
The principle isn't 21-15-9 reps. The principle is short, intense, metabolically-taxing exercise. Coupled with strength and skill movements and appropriate rest and nutrition, and guess what? You got CF.
All you have to do over there is answer questions with the same kind of vague bullshit, and everyone will basically suck your dick.

They act like there is some kind of mysterious, mythological component to fucking exercising.

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are you guys talkin' flu vaccines or stuff like measels/mumps/rubella etc that kids in skool get?

i'm also not a flu vacc kinda guy, but some of the stuff kids are susceptible to seems kinda gnarly.

edit for topic - fuck that doosh with the tiny kiddie bar up there.
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Anti-vaccine folks are tards with no knowledge of history. Walk through a nineteenth-century cemetery sometime. Dead kids. A lot of them.
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GoDogGo! wrote:Anti-vaccine folks are tards with no knowledge of history. Walk through a nineteenth-century cemetery sometime. Dead kids. A lot of them.
No, No, No, No, Jenny McCarthy said they cause autism!

Who am I going to believe; scientist and doctors with PHDs or a former playboy bunny?
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LOL at anyone who is anti-vaccination. Seriously. This will lead to a major fuck-up if it ever takes hold strongly.
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Cut me, I bleed thiomersal.

Not sure if it's the vaccines, 20th century leaded gas, or the coal fired power plants or (D) all of the above.
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Solid pro-vaccine arguments, as is usual. My position is simple--don't make me or my family do anything with our health that I/we don't consent to. Don't invade my bloodstream with crap that is made by one of the most profit-driven (absolutely not health-driven) industries in the world. The vaccinated have nothing to fear from the unvaccinated, that is, if they actually work. The "herd immunity" bullshit just doesn't fly with me, again, assuming that vaccines actually work the way they are marketed.

Would somebody post some early Andro Friday pics already to move on from this topic?

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Resident Quack wrote: Would somebody post some early Andro Friday pics already to move on from this topic?
Or at least could POD cover why he's a fag again please? I forgot.
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POD is afraid that the giney is diseased...cuz, you know, babies and pee comes out of it. But the butthole isn't, cuz only poop comes out. and swordfighting and frotting is the funnest things two virgin fags can do.

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