The couch thread

Sofa King · Post by **Sofa King** » Thu Nov 26, 2009 12:20 am

upsideyahead wrote:

That is what I'm talkin 'bout.

Well done upsy!

Someone pull Leo S.'s bikini wax for him. I think it's stuck.

Alfred_E._Neuman · Post by **Alfred_E._Neuman** » Thu Nov 26, 2009 12:58 am

Croatoa wrote:
I love how these cuntfit guys call out a bunch of people to come challenge SOMEONE ELSE. If Dave had the balls he'd challenge these guys himself. Same thing with Cooch G, he's challenged cuntfit opposers before to come out and try their luck at beating some of his goon's times in the WOD's but never actually man'd up himself to the task.

If @fit was the end all be all of eliteness that they claim it is, they wouldn't challenge anybody else to come and do jack shit. They'd produce some athletes that could show up on other athletes' doorsteps and whoop ass at their sports.

Still waiting.

Gary John · Post by **Gary John** » Thu Nov 26, 2009 1:54 am

Steve Liberati

His name just popped up. I use to fuck with him at Performance Menu. Then trolled the fuck out of him at xfit message boards.

Still want to hear more about the Glasshole and the lady with huge ex who was sporting the serious PTSD.
Proof, we want DNA from panties, photos and just any rumor, or even something made up. We have standards.

CultBuster · Post by **CultBuster** » Thu Nov 26, 2009 2:44 am

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Name-Eddie Lugo
Profession- Navy Seal
Currently opening CrossFit San Diego

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Name-Couch
Profession- Don't have the word. Huckster? Fraud?
Currently dosen't own a gym, go to a gym, work at a gym, still can't touch my toes and I don't even have to go to certs anymore. My boy Astro has that shit for me.

sanchezero · Post by **sanchezero** » Thu Nov 26, 2009 3:12 am

in such a contest, one would normally tend to favor the giant SEAL, but this is truly a david and goliath type scenario. couch has the fervor of the righteous and whispers into the ear of god.

besides, he has so much gin in his system at any given time he's like one of those amazonian arrow frogs - anyone that touches him immediately comes down with alcohol poisoning.

GoDogGo! · Post by **GoDogGo!** » Thu Nov 26, 2009 4:10 am

WildGorillaMan wrote:...and the problem here is what, precisely, GDG?

marbling >> gristle

Shafpocalypse Now · Post by **Shafpocalypse Now** » Thu Nov 26, 2009 4:27 am

Ol' Leo dropped right out of the Crossfit games when he found out they were going to drug test them. He also has several dramatic weight gain and loss periods over the last year.

Shapecharge · Post by **Shapecharge** » Thu Nov 26, 2009 6:58 am

I don't know any of the players in this drama and am for the most part just and interested bystander but I will say given what's played out here this Everett cat deserves respect for the restraint he displayed. I tell you what, a dude gives me the shit this Castratto guy did and then fucking grabs my neck well I don't care whether he's a former SEAL or Miss America 1964, he/she is gonna have 185 pounds of fucking insane crazy trying to shove his head through the concrete. I wouldn't be analyzing whether I'd win or lose, I'd be reacting. Everett kept his cool. I would not have been able to.

POD · Post by **POD** » Thu Nov 26, 2009 7:35 am

We have so much to be thankful for today. =D>

Fat Cat · Post by **Fat Cat** » Thu Nov 26, 2009 8:13 am

Take a bath, hippy.

KingSchmaltzBagelHour · Thu Nov 26, 2009 2:15 pm

upsideyahead wrote:

=D> =D> =D> =D> =D>
"The grown ups are talking..."
Grade A material, man...

Dr Freud · Post by **Dr Freud** » Thu Nov 26, 2009 2:48 pm

As requested, video of Mister and Missus Gl@man

http://www.xtranormal.com/watch/5736209/

CultBuster · Post by **CultBuster** » Thu Nov 26, 2009 2:53 pm

I am fogy on all the details, but The Sonz guys

http://www.sonzexercise.com/index.php?movie_name=Todd had a few affiliates stuffed in their nice clubs and were doing a "5 day how to make money" seminar. Petranek was doing it also and there was a beef between CFHQ and Sonz. Petranek changed his name from Petranek Fitness to CrossFit LA and POOF no more Sonz seminars. My friend Leo went and had some sort of shit storm and fought to get a refund. I'm going to find out what that was all about. Dirt somewhere. Rob needs to not be a pussy and release e-mails and videos. This is why they can do this shit because no one mans up and puts it out there. POD you know this shit don't you?

RPC · Post by **RPC** » Thu Nov 26, 2009 3:52 pm

CultBuster wrote:I am fogy on all the details, but The Sonz guys

http://www.sonzexercise.com/index.php?movie_name=Todd had a few affiliates stuffed in their nice clubs and were doing a "5 day how to make money" seminar. Petranek was doing it also and there was a beef between CFHQ and Sonz. Petranek changed his name from Petranek Fitness to CrossFit LA and POOF no more Sonz seminars. My friend Leo went and had some sort of shit storm and fought to get a refund. I'm going to find out what that was all about. Dirt somewhere. Rob needs to not be a pussy and release e-mails and videos. This is why they can do this shit because no one mans up and puts it out there. POD you know this shit don't you?

The Sonz peeps were franchising their gyms while licensing through @fit. Too much of a liability for Cooch.

KingSchmaltzBagelHour · Thu Nov 26, 2009 5:35 pm

johno wrote:
WildGorillaMan wrote:

Couch may be onto something. Beside the Monarch Gin.

This was my first look at this Lugo cunt...didn't know who the fuck she was at the time.
We all owe this split tail a great deal of gratitude...not only will she fuck slobs, but she might be the straw that broke the camel's back.

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Hate to say I asked for a refund due to Robb not being the one speaking and NO word on who they were getting one week prior.

Robb should have been allowed to finish the certs that were sold out with him listed as the presenter. HQ messed this one up.

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Hate to say I asked for a refund due to Robb not being the one speaking and NO word on who they were getting one week prior.

Robb should have been allowed to finish the certs that were sold out with him listed as the presenter. HQ messed this one up.

Hope things go smoothly.

I agree with you Mike - he should have been able to finish out the paid for certs, ala Ripp.

I wanted to let folks know what I am doing and why.... lots of folks paid money for flights and I HATE the idea of them losing that in addition to Robb's knowledge and passion on the topic.

We'll see what happens.

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Gary John · Post by **Gary John** » Thu Nov 26, 2009 5:43 pm

As much as I would like to believe that Glasshole is screwing around on the side, I have strong doubts.

No way his wife is going to put up with this.

He has some pretty young kids, so, no way he is going to cheat. This would end up like the Dodgers owner. He'd be seriously fucked.

Nobody is that stupid.

Please prove me wrong.

Beelzebub · Post by **Beelzebub** » Thu Nov 26, 2009 5:48 pm

TomFurman · Post by **TomFurman** » Thu Nov 26, 2009 5:55 pm

ButterCupPowerRanch wrote:
johno wrote:
WildGorillaMan wrote:

Couch may be onto something. Beside the Monarch Gin.
This was my first look at this Lugo cunt...didn't know who the fuck she was at the time.
We all owe this split tail a great deal of gratitude...not only will she fuck slobs, but she might be the straw that broke the camel's back.

Other than Couch, who is who in that photo?

Beelzebub · Post by **Beelzebub** » Thu Nov 26, 2009 5:57 pm

Gary John wrote:As much as I would like to believe that Glasshole is screwing around on the side, I have strong doubts.

No way his wife is going to put up with this.

He has some pretty young kids, so, no way he is going to cheat. This would end up like the Dodgers owner. He'd be seriously fucked.

Nobody is that stupid.

Please prove me wrong.

This is confirmed. There are several eye witness accounts from dinner in WA after the CrossFitology 101 meeting where the couch was holding hands and sucking face with his catchers mitt. Shortly after, he passed out and had to be carried from the table.

___________ · Post by **___________** » Thu Nov 26, 2009 6:00 pm

Shapecharge wrote:I don't know any of the players in this drama and am for the most part just and interested bystander but I will say given what's played out here this Everett cat deserves respect for the restraint he displayed. I tell you what, a dude gives me the shit this Castratto guy did and then fucking grabs my neck well I don't care whether he's a former SEAL or Miss America 1964, he/she is gonna have 185 pounds of fucking insane crazy trying to shove his head through the concrete. I wouldn't be analyzing whether I'd win or lose, I'd be reacting. Everett kept his cool. I would not have been able to.

Win, lose, whatever, I'd be skull fucking the little midget while others watched on in horror.

Kraj · Post by **Kraj** » Thu Nov 26, 2009 6:11 pm

Looks like things are getting heated. It's like a soap opera - "Gays Of Our Lives".

Holy Cow · Post by **Holy Cow** » Thu Nov 26, 2009 7:05 pm

Beezlebub wrote:
Gary John wrote:As much as I would like to believe that Glasshole is screwing around on the side, I have strong doubts.

No way his wife is going to put up with this.

He has some pretty young kids, so, no way he is going to cheat. This would end up like the Dodgers owner. He'd be seriously fucked.

Nobody is that stupid.

Please prove me wrong.
This is confirmed. There are several eye witness accounts from dinner in WA after the CrossFitology 101 meeting where the couch was holding hands and sucking face with his catchers mitt. Shortly after, he passed out and had to be carried from the table.

Well, who are you?

Blaidd Drwg · Post by **Blaidd Drwg** » Thu Nov 26, 2009 7:43 pm

ImUndaYourBed wrote:
Beezlebub wrote:
Gary John wrote:As much as I would like to believe that Glasshole is screwing around on the side, I have strong doubts.

No way his wife is going to put up with this.

He has some pretty young kids, so, no way he is going to cheat. This would end up like the Dodgers owner. He'd be seriously fucked.

Nobody is that stupid.

Please prove me wrong.
This is confirmed. There are several eye witness accounts from dinner in WA after the CrossFitology 101 meeting where the couch was holding hands and sucking face with his catchers mitt. Shortly after, he passed out and had to be carried from the table.
Well, who are you?

4shizzly.

Beezle, intro yourself over in the FSF you sloppy @fitkocknobbler.

then come back and regale us with stories of that cripple motorboating the wife of a Navy SEAL.

Crust Bucket · Post by **Crust Bucket** » Thu Nov 26, 2009 7:48 pm

Oh great another crossshit reject dork amongst us. I see this place is getting to be like rehab for all those "elite" athletes. Maybe we should start calling this place Passages of the interwebz.

IGX

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