Yeah but he has mean skull cap face. That dude is all business.T200 wrote:LOL. Second pic from the bottom. Light blue gay-ass Affliction shirt...this nigger is wearing a fucking choker!
As gay as a tramp stamp and nipple clamps? I am not sure. But is a serious matter to be debated.
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Didn't get enough dick IMO.Croatoa wrote: Yeah but he has mean skull cap face.
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T200 wrote:LOL. Second pic from the bottom. Light blue gay-ass Affliction shirt...this nigger is wearing a fucking choker!
As gay as a tramp stamp and nipple clamps? I am not sure. But is a serious matter to be debated.
Affliction is the Members Only of the '00s.
Over time, your quickness with a cocky rejoinder must have gotten you many punches in the face.
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I recall Member's Only being cooler than Affliction. Was I too young to know the truth?Eric B wrote: Affliction is the Members Only of the '00s.
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I'm probably too old to know how dumb Affliction is considered.T200 wrote:I recall Member's Only being cooler than Affliction. Was I too young to know the truth?Eric B wrote: Affliction is the Members Only of the '00s.
Over time, your quickness with a cocky rejoinder must have gotten you many punches in the face.
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I can only assume it is widely considered awesome. But then one must factor in who is doing the considering.Eric B wrote: I'm probably too old to know how dumb Affliction is considered.
The honest truth is that it is over-priced high faggotry.
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Never understood it??? It's the very HEART and SOUL of Cultfit! Impressed with mediocrity!Quack Attack wrote:Astute observation by an @Fer about this pic:Not appropriate, and I've never understood all the hand-stand against wall photos. A free standing hand-stand is a somewhat impressive physical skill that takes a bit of practice. Leaning against a wall is not hard, it just invites mockery.
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Makes you wonder what else goes on while you're under the knife.Damien wrote:Any OR I've been in you'd get a scalpel thrown at you for shit like that.Alfred_E._Neuman wrote:Oh God damn.
"Doc, why is my ass sore after knee surgery?"
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The OR picture brought this to mind...
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Couch Crassmen has 110 friends on facebook and a picture of Otis. Comments about Gin and @Fit abound. many of his FB friends are loyals, I think they must just click "accept" to anything. Dan John is a friend.
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Tap Out shirt + Underarmor Beanie + Choker = gay bottom for hire.
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I'm a friend to many. Enemy to few. I'm in two groups, one is the "Max Hall thinks I'm classless" group and the Save Couch group...
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These are at the top of the douche food chain, only surpassed by Jersey guidos and 100# wigger badasses.
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Referring to these.Shafpocalypse Now wrote:Tap Out shirt + Underarmor Beanie + Choker = gay bottom for hire.
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It's like you're in my closet.
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Funny how things have changed. The only @fit event I ever attended was a O-lifting seminar given by Burgener back in 05. Back then the men in attendance were all either strength coaches, gym owners, or @fit "elites" like Admunson, J. Everett, Wolf, and Mike Minium. The chicks were either "elites" (Eva, Nicole, Annie Sakimoto, Lani Lau, etc) or hippie granola munchers who did not shave their armpits nor use deodorant (I attribute this to the Santa Cruz Factor).
Now, all the male attendees are attention seeking douches with bad tatoos, boardshorts, wallet chains, and (insert one) Affliction/Tapout/@fit T-shirts. The chicks are attention seeking wannabe badass housefraus with trampstamps and a penchant for fucking alcoholics. Kinda makes me wish I would've waited before giving them my money.
Now, all the male attendees are attention seeking douches with bad tatoos, boardshorts, wallet chains, and (insert one) Affliction/Tapout/@fit T-shirts. The chicks are attention seeking wannabe badass housefraus with trampstamps and a penchant for fucking alcoholics. Kinda makes me wish I would've waited before giving them my money.
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Are they in the affiliate list or Schindler's list?
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I'm surprised Couch hasn't discovered the Fifth Dimension of Health yet: mental health. Cultfit obviously needs weekend certifications in mental health & psychiatric disease. Or, is that not part of being "healthy"?
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I hope you realize I was only half serious.nafod wrote:
Makes you wonder what else goes on while you're under the knife.
"Doc, why is my ass sore after knee surgery?"
Seing that the asshat in the picture had these visitor plastic overshoe thingies on, he was just hanging aorund the non-sterile zone of the OR being a retard.
But clowning around while having a real person on the table to work on is a huge risk factor.
The photo's probably been taken in a training setting, but even if that was training for med students, it's supposed to be a course for them to learn how not to fuck up once these situations get real. A guy getting photographed doing handstands against a wall should be immediately banned from taking the step 2's, get a crossfit certificate and become affiliated so he can score girls by telling them how he went to med school.
Fucking asshole.
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What exactly is going on to the guy on the left?Gin Master wrote:Are they in the affiliate list or Schindler's list?
So much for the new openness of @fit. the real Shave Astroglide has banned Kelly Starrett from doing a mobility "cert" at cultfit norcal. Cultfit Oneworld will no longer be hosting level 1 duchebagery. This in retaliation for Freddy nacho-comacho having a set of balls and quitting the level 1/2 gheyness.
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What's this? Real insider info or just some shit to throw us off?Shave Astroglide wrote:What exactly is going on to the guy on the left?Gin Master wrote:Are they in the affiliate list or Schindler's list?
So much for the new openness of @fit. the real Shave Astroglide has banned Kelly Starrett from doing a mobility "cert" at cultfit norcal. Cultfit Oneworld will no longer be hosting level 1 duchebagery. This in retaliation for Freddy nacho-comacho having a set of balls and quitting the level 1/2 gheyness.
Of course, @fit giving the ass-rape to legit S/F people is not new.
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The guy on the left is hungry. He is "strict zoning" with 4 blocks a day. But he is about to get all 4 blocks in a direct and easy to swallow chocolate covered application. I seriously doubt that thing is paleo.
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Of they could be starring in Schindler's Fist.Sofa King wrote:What's this? Real insider info or just some shit to throw us off?Shave Astroglide wrote:What exactly is going on to the guy on the left?Gin Master wrote:Are they in the affiliate list or Schindler's list?
So much for the new openness of @fit. the real Shave Astroglide has banned Kelly Starrett from doing a mobility "cert" at cultfit norcal. Cultfit Oneworld will no longer be hosting level 1 duchebagery. This in retaliation for Freddy nacho-comacho having a set of balls and quitting the level 1/2 gheyness.
Of course, @fit giving the ass-rape to legit S/F people is not new.
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so where are the so called crossfit hotties? huh?Croatoa wrote:Top picture. I strive to achieve the level of coolness being exhibited by the douche in the pink shirt.
I'd say on the bottom of that self-actualisation pyramid shit, proper decent coffee is in there with wifi, tits, food and shelter