The couch thread
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Seka was my introduction to porn, brings back memories.
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The guy counting "reps" looks like the bastard love child of Jon Stewart and Andrew Dice Clay.lasalle wrote:5x45. You're almost there.
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This!T200 wrote:A ton of faggotry in that pic.
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I'm interested in Louie's response to this, seeing as he built his entire program around Russian sports science, which of course produced no "notable achievement[s] in human performance."Quack Attack wrote:http://www.crossfitventura.com/crossfit ... tlist.html"Exercise science is a myth if seen as other than a nascent science yet to make a significant contribution to human performance. I know of no sport, coaching technique, performance record or notable achievement in human performance derived even in part from scientific work."
-Greg Glassman
Or, is Glassman just saying that he's completely unaware of a century worth of sports science? "Who needs it! I fell of some gymNAST rings in 1978 and haven't looked back since!!"
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He's totally on track to fucking destroy a "Grace" PR!lasalle wrote:5x45. You're almost there.
Isn't that the spic from MTV's "The State"?
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would i be correct in thinking louie is zoning now?protobuilder wrote:
I'm interested in Louie's response to. . . .
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Don't forget to pick up your "I destroyed Grace" souvenir t-shirt from the store/coat rack hanging from the pullup bar in the background.ButterCupPowerRanch wrote:He's totally on track to fucking destroy a "Grace" PR!lasalle wrote:5x45. You're almost there.
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http://www.board.crossfit.com/showthrea ... dd&t=53744Dot com versus local
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I just wanted to note briefly that a change has happened invisibly which is worth mentioning: the tide has swept away from a focus on the community HERE to a focus on local communities. We have some 1,500 affililates or something, which means that virtually everyone who wants to CrossFit can do it locally. Moreover, in almost all cases they have local websites, which act to tie things together.
A conservative guess is that there are some 10,000 people doing some type of CrossFit workout daily, but there are only a few hundred people posting here, as far as I can tell. Certainly it's not 10,000.
Do with this comment what you will.
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Barry is either drinking more, or just going nuts. WTF?!? maybe the reason there aren't more posts is that 1/3 are removed and that most of the people working out are working out and not wondering if Louis Simmons can offer anything to @fit because lifters use drugs and gear? Idiots. Very nice job at pushing 500!
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Oh, I fucking love me some Barry Cooper. I think he is indeed beginning to loose his shit. Witness:CultBuster wrote: Barry is either drinking more, or just going nuts. WTF?!? maybe the reason there aren't more posts is that 1/3 are removed and that most of the people working out are working out and not wondering if Louis Simmons can offer anything to @fit because lifters use drugs and gear? Idiots. Very nice job at pushing 500!
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Mods: could you please let my post through? I haven't filter shredded in a long time since I have developed some faith that I would see my work within a few hours.
If you don't want to let it through, I would appreciate a short email as to why. Obviously, some effort went into that.
Comment #208 - Posted by: Barry Cooper at December 11, 2009 10:43 AM
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Say it ain't so Barry
"I likely won't be here much longer, though, so you won't risk unwanted pressure on the perceptual bubble you live in, at least from me"


"I likely won't be here much longer, though, so you won't risk unwanted pressure on the perceptual bubble you live in, at least from me"
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Holy shit. This may be the worst workout I've ever seen.Sunday 091213
Complete as many rounds as you can in twenty minutes of:
Row 500 meters
25 Turkish Get-ups with a 60-pound dumbbell
Post rounds and fractions of rounds completed to comments.
And I'm a huge fan of the TGU. But 25 at a pop (each side I assume) for fastests time is fucking stupidity.
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Fixed.Alfred_E._Neuman wrote:Holy shit. This may be the worst workout I've ever seen.Sunday 091213
Complete as many rounds as you can in twenty minutes of:
Row 500 meters
25 Turkish Get-ups with a 60-pound dumbbell
Post rounds and fractions of rounds completed to comments.
@fit is fucking stupidity.
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Jeezus Barry writes a lot of tribe when it comes to exercise.Barry @sswipe wrote:First, Marx himself said Capitalism was unsustainable 150 years ago or so. The reason for this was that given finite resources, and non-finite consumption, logically you have to run out. Right?
What he failed to foresee--and the reason all RATIONAL human beings realize he presented a scientific idea which has been falsified--was the power of innovation. Not being a businessman--I'm not even sure he ever held a real job once in his life, much like our President, since academics don't count--he failed to consider the power of innovation. New ideas. Better use of existing resources.
Our system works. The Capitalistic system is the best means ever developed by which to raise the standard of living of the poor. If you don't believe this, please move to Cuba. They are solidly Communistic. You will be happier there.
And if you don't want to do that, meet me halfway: Live there for six months, and IF they let you leave, you will have an informed opinion.
I was watching Sen. Markey "debate" Inhofe, and he got himself all hot and bothered and said, to the camera, on national TV, that the planet is hotter than it has EVER been.
This is patent BS. Everyone who knows ANYTHING about this issue knows it. The IPCC knows it. The Clowns at the CRU (rhymes with GRU) know it. CO2 has been in the thousands of parts per million. Both ice caps have been melted.
Yet, this guy is sponsoring legislation that will torpedo our economy, and give control of our energy sector to jacka$$es who have never run a business in their lives.
This is the level of knowledge these people are operating at. They know NOTHING. They don't even know what the primary Greenhouse Gas is (hint: it isn't CO2). Al Gore bullies people by asking them if they don't believe the polar bears are in danger.
You know what? Algore has been told by a British Judge that claim is not true. The polar bears are not in danger. Newsflash: they don't live on freaking ice flows. They are Kodiak bears with different colored fur, for all practical purposes. They aren't going to melt.
The whole thing, top to bottom, is a massive LIE perpetrated by unrepentant Marxists.
I will note, too, that Marxists are people who have failed to develop a coherent moral code, and who therefore choose to identify with an ideology which they know will sooner or later force them to surrender their freedom. They don't want the freedom. They feel trapped by it.
Why that is is another discussion. Things to do. I'll engage all days on this one.
It is ironic, though, to see this much snow dumped in places that rarely see it just as Copenhagen is about to kick off. Perhaps God has a sense of humor.

You're an ASS!syaigh wrote: The thought of eating that giant veiny monstrosity makes me want to barf.


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more little cracks forming:
http://www.board.crossfit.com/showthrea ... post709201
http://www.board.crossfit.com/showthrea ... post709201
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delete mine too. i'll come back if i decide to get weaker or more narrow minded.
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Maybe I'm unclear on something... If you don't want to be here, why do you feel the need to have your account deleted? From what I've seen, your posts persist, so it's not like your record is expunged. Is it a willpower thing; where if the account is still active, you are worried you MIGHT slip and post something?
I give that last post 10 minutes of life.Kyle Bois
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the public deletion of accounts is a way of saying
'***** off Couch, ya gin guzzling gutter monkey'
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That new razor musta caused KB to get aggressive....ATTA BOY!!!
You're an ASS!syaigh wrote: The thought of eating that giant veiny monstrosity makes me want to barf.


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Too bad it disappeared....Fucking censor nazi's.


You're an ASS!syaigh wrote: The thought of eating that giant veiny monstrosity makes me want to barf.


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I bow to the influence of IG. That post had been up for a few hours. Gone within minutes of quoting it here.Crust Bucket wrote:That new razor musta caused KB to get aggressive....ATTA BOY!!!
Now imagine if we could harness this power for the forces of good and...fuck it.
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Before in this thread, it was assumed by some that Zach Evan-Esh had left the affiliate fold...he has not, by the looks of this video...http://media.crossfit.com/cf-video/Cros ... ilyPRE.wmv
TGUs done for time is up near the top of @F programming stupidity...
TGUs done for time is up near the top of @F programming stupidity...

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Fire up a proxy and get back to it, then!
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I bet Lynne gets all excited at the thought of rooting out 1 more IGxer (and shooting jews in teh back of the head)
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I still can't believe I still have an account.Shafpocalypse Now wrote:I bet Lynne gets all excited at the thought of rooting out 1 more IGxer (and shooting jews in teh back of the head)
I don't post but I do log in every now and then to check and see if my account is still active.
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I've been trolling under the name Renee Lee for a long time. I sure hope they don't find out and ban me.
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I volunteer POD to rape the dyke 'til both he and she are straight: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/03/1 ... 74380.html
It's therapy, not a crime.
It's therapy, not a crime.

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Dude I been trying to cover for you. Now you just screwed the pooch.theoverman wrote:I've been trolling under the name Renee Lee for a long time. I sure hope they don't find out and ban me.
RIP to one of the best trolls EVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!1
