The couch thread

rjudo · Post by **rjudo** » Thu Dec 31, 2009 9:31 pm

Gorrilla, those are some ugly ass women this week.

Blaidd Drwg · Post by **Blaidd Drwg** » Thu Dec 31, 2009 9:31 pm

Alfred_E._Neuman wrote:
wtfmate wrote:That video is ruined by some fag with a jump rope.

His fucking ass butt winks on every rep past 3.

Some piece of shit walks in front of the camera.

That dude is going to suffer from injury, thanks for another great example of CF making itself out to be elite when they don't give a fuck about form and technique.
The minor butt wink is way over hyped. The only major flaw in his squat is that it looks like his knees cave in pretty good. Get him to drive those out and he's good to go.

you can always tell the closet cases by their nomenclature.
IF
GTG.
PP
SS

However, Buttwink is by far the worst crosstarded term.

T200 · Post by **T200** » Thu Dec 31, 2009 10:27 pm

Alfred_E._Neuman wrote:
wtfmate wrote:That video is ruined by some fag with a jump rope.

His fucking ass butt winks on every rep past 3.

Some piece of shit walks in front of the camera.

That dude is going to suffer from injury, thanks for another great example of CF making itself out to be elite when they don't give a fuck about form and technique.
The minor butt wink is way over hyped. The only major flaw in his squat is that it looks like his knees cave in pretty good. Get him to drive those out and he's good to go.

This.

Fuck the stupid butt wink shit.

Fuck a LBBS.

Fuck a box.

Fuck a GOMAD.

wtfmate, you need to straighten out your act, nigger. Still very @Fitty IMO. Maybe you should stay at Pmenu (although even Jay Assman has got your ass on lockdown over there with your lack of understanding of HRT/PEDs).

Also, props to WGM. Very androlicious collection to close out a fine 2009. Many a bulbous, Winny-engorged clitty in that bunch. One of your finest collections.

WildGorillaMan · Post by **WildGorillaMan** » Thu Dec 31, 2009 10:36 pm

theoverman wrote:helluva posterior chain on this.

This.

She is a specimen, isn't she?

The Gorilla loves himself some thick hammed and hipped wimmins.

wtfmate · Post by **wtfmate** » Thu Dec 31, 2009 10:42 pm

T200 wrote:
Alfred_E._Neuman wrote:
wtfmate wrote:That video is ruined by some fag with a jump rope.

His fucking ass butt winks on every rep past 3.

Some piece of shit walks in front of the camera.

That dude is going to suffer from injury, thanks for another great example of CF making itself out to be elite when they don't give a fuck about form and technique.
The minor butt wink is way over hyped. The only major flaw in his squat is that it looks like his knees cave in pretty good. Get him to drive those out and he's good to go.
This.

Fuck the stupid butt wink shit.

Fuck a LBBS.

Fuck a box.

Fuck a GOMAD.

wtfmate, you need to straighten out your act, nigger. Still very @Fitty IMO. Maybe you should stay at Pmenu (although even Jay Assman has got your ass on lockdown over there with your lack of understanding of HRT/PEDs).

Also, props to WGM. Very androlicious collection to close out a fine 2009. Many a bulbous, Winny-engorged clitty in that bunch. One of your finest collections.

Fuck you, its bad for you to squat with that much wink no matter where the fuck you came from. Assman can fuck himself over his need for test.

You wanna fuck up your lumbar be my guest, but don't ever fucking put me in any class with god damn CrossFit you fuck.

If you can't get the flexibility to hold your god damn spine in the correct curve then you shouldn't squat that low.

There you go you piece of shit you pissed me off, now go fuck yourself with a Castro bar.

And happy new year.

T200 · Post by **T200** » Thu Dec 31, 2009 10:44 pm

You are such a fag. Total @Fitter 'til the day you die IMO.

Blaidd Drwg · Post by **Blaidd Drwg** » Thu Dec 31, 2009 10:59 pm

T200 wrote:You are such a fag. Total @Fitter 'til the day you die IMO.

Methinks Jorge is a died in the wool true believer...constant butthurt from that one.

WTF. I've seen 900 pound squatters have some tuck on max efforts. If you ever hit even a 315 squat feel free to post a video for abuse. Until then, make yerself useful and hook us up with some of those sweetass Airforce Stims.

PS. Assman's HRt use is just furtive low level doping and I applaud him for it, axly the only thing wrong with it is that his smugness level exceeds his dosage. 750mg a week on the later would help.

Dan Martin · Post by **Dan Martin** » Thu Dec 31, 2009 11:11 pm

This got cunty all of a sudden.

T200 · Post by **T200** » Thu Dec 31, 2009 11:37 pm

It's what happens when you play with @Fitters. I am not bothered by it.

Mounce was a faggot when he first came here and promptly shuffled off. Not sure what made him think he was ready for it this time but the jury is in: MOUNCE IS STILL A KOOL-AID SWILLING CUNT WHO IS STILL REELING FROM HIS @FIT OUSTER.

Someone ban him. He has problems with morals and ethics and shit I hear.

Blaidd Drwg · Post by **Blaidd Drwg** » Thu Dec 31, 2009 11:42 pm

Dan Martin wrote:This got cunty all of a sudden.

i'd call you a cunt as well but you lack the depth and the warmth.

cunch · Post by **cunch** » Thu Dec 31, 2009 11:45 pm

friedquads wrote:
WildGorillaMan wrote:Untrue.

http://www.x-fit.ca/

Is a french-canadien knockoff. All the silliness and adult romper room of @fit, none of the branding.

Romper room:

Kind of reminds me of that Monkey Bar Gym.

It looks like the sled is attached to the swiss ball. I was trying to figure out what they would do with that, I wouldn't put it past them to achieve elite fitness.

Turdacious · Post by **Turdacious** » Thu Dec 31, 2009 11:50 pm

Croatoa wrote:That guy on the right looks like a retarded hobbit version of the cunt from Matchbox 20.

That guy is Lynne Pitts.

Jag Panzer · Post by **Jag Panzer** » Thu Dec 31, 2009 11:52 pm

I'm kinda digging CrossFit Daycare up there.

Get some andro-babes in the school girl outfits and it could work.

T-L · Post by **T-L** » Thu Dec 31, 2009 11:53 pm

Buttwink?!?

This is amongst the ghayest terms I have seen or heard used.

T200 · Post by **T200** » Fri Jan 01, 2010 12:25 am

l-tree wrote:Buttwink?!?

This is amongst the ghayest terms I have seen or heard used.

Please peruse the @Fit forum where they show each other videos of exceedingly poor strength work. You will see ample use of the term.

Stayfq · Post by **Stayfq** » Fri Jan 01, 2010 12:39 am

You guys talkin bout the guy squatting tree hundo for 20?

I didn't really see any bad hip tuck, and even if there were some, he squatted 300 for 20 for fucks sake. Jesus.

Goddamn sexy ass bitches posted on the page and then this faggotry. I live to see those pics quoted so that I can relive them time and time again, not hear fucking buttwink shit from fucktards.

Jesus.

More of the jacked blond with nutty hams please.

T200 · Post by **T200** » Fri Jan 01, 2010 12:50 am

Stayfq wrote: More of the jacked blond with nutty hams please.

This.

I went to the page she was from...is she the coach who was a D1 softball player?

T200 · Post by **T200** » Fri Jan 01, 2010 12:52 am

Stayfq wrote:You guys talkin bout the guy squatting tree hundo for 20?

I didn't really see any bad hip tuck, and even if there were some, he squatted 300 for 20 for fucks sake. Jesus.

And Mounce is the only faggot who criticized the dude. And used the term 'buttwink'.

Now, someone make with more pics of the muscle chick. Us schmoes need some action.

WildGorillaMan · Post by **WildGorillaMan** » Fri Jan 01, 2010 1:36 am

T200 wrote:
Stayfq wrote: More of the jacked blond with nutty hams please.
This.

I went to the page she was from...is she the coach who was a D1 softball player?

if she played softball that means she digs munching carpet.

I always enjoyed dating chicks who were into other girls. That meant we had a hobby we could share as a couple.

T200 · Post by **T200** » Fri Jan 01, 2010 1:42 am

I'm gonna guess it is her unless they have 2 thick ass blond muscle bitches up in there:

Jocelyn Forest
[email protected]

Jocelyn comes from a high level athletic background. She was a Div I scholarship athlete at UC Berkeley in softball and won a national championship and MVP her senior year. Upon graduation, she became a strength and conditioning coach at Cal while studying kinesiology. As a S&C coach, she worked with numerous teams, including men’s and women’s basketball, track and field, water polo, men’s and women’s swimming, men’s baseball, women’s golf, and men’s soccer. During that time she became USA Weightlifting certified.
Her strength coaching career was cut short when she returned to softball as a professional player with the New England Riptide. Jocelyn led the Riptide to a world championship in 2006 as well as taking home MVP awards. After retiring in August 2008, she found CrossFit and has not looked back.

“I believe that Crossfit far exceeds all other types of training all across the board. CrossFit just makes you better, regardless of your athletic or fitness goals. In fact, after being a Div I athlete for 4 years and professional athlete for 6 years, in just 6 months of CrossFit training I am healthier and stronger than I ever was before. But just like anything else, you have to make the commitment.“

One of Jocelyn’s favorite things about Crossfit is the sense of community and camaraderie, something she has missed since leaving professional sports. “There’s nothing like being surrounded by other people who are working hard side by side, competing with each other, rooting each other on, sharing hi-fives and acknowledgements of accomplishment. Whether it’s in your home gym or a CrossFit gym on the other side of the country there’s a level of kinship that just can’t be matched.”

T200 · Post by **T200** » Fri Jan 01, 2010 1:44 am

Also, they train these COLLEGE AGE chicks:

T200 · Post by **T200** » Fri Jan 01, 2010 1:48 am

Jocelyn video: http://vimeo.com/2811386

POD · Post by **POD** » Fri Jan 01, 2010 2:43 am

T200 wrote:Also, they train these COLLEGE AGE chicks:

Middle row, far left: looks exactly like a guy I knew from the Scouts.

I came across this CL posting a long while back, but I don't think I ever posted it. I just found it again while clearing some old files off my computer.

: CrossFitDriveway.jpg (218.41 KiB) Viewed 5596 times

http://precisioncrossfit.com/

They don't have any recent photos on their site, but it seems that they did find a new driveway to use... Though, it's December now... And it's gotten pretty damn cold here in MD lately... One must wonder...

Precision CrossFit - Look good naked!

I do give them credit for at least being honest about their motives. It's all about getting the manorexic six pack/chicks with bricks.

Mountebank · Post by **Mountebank** » Fri Jan 01, 2010 2:48 am

I'm shocked. A softball player starts some conditioning and says this?

Jocelyn Forest, Kool-Aid drinker wrote:In fact, after being a Div I athlete for 4 years and professional athlete for 6 years, in just 6 months of CrossFit training I am healthier and stronger than I ever was before.

No way, seriously? Maybe another ballplayer can explain to her why she feels this way post-ball?

John Kruk wrote:"Lady, I'm not an athlete. I'm a professional baseball player."

So...does this mean she wasn't really an athlete before and definitely isn't now?

T200 · Post by **T200** » Fri Jan 01, 2010 3:15 am

Quack Attack wrote:I'm shocked. A softball player starts some conditioning and says this?
Jocelyn Forest, Kool-Aid drinker wrote:In fact, after being a Div I athlete for 4 years and professional athlete for 6 years, in just 6 months of CrossFit training I am healthier and stronger than I ever was before.
No way, seriously? Maybe another ballplayer can explain to her why she feels this way post-ball?
John Kruk wrote:"Lady, I'm not an athlete. I'm a professional baseball player."
So...does this mean she wasn't really an athlete before and definitely isn't now?

I've trained D1 softball players and some are pretty fucking weak. So not impossible.

Plus, it looks like she is using AAS now and possibly was not as a real athlete.

IGX

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