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Very, very nice use of teh oxandrolone...

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So, the good thing about my new tattoo...when I do 20:00 of as many laps as possible up the biggest fucking hill I have ever run in my life in 19 degrees and lose feeling in all of my fingers...I sure as hell cannot quit because I have "Till I Collapse" inked on my fucking body. And, no, the Under Armour thong did not keep me warm.
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Fuck that. I'll put myself in a nice warm car and drive my happy ass to a heated gym.
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He's wearing an UnderArmor thong? WTF!
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tough old man wrote:He's wearing an UnderArmor thong? WTF!
Also, the barbell in the belly button is big NO for non-fags.
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That's some super shitty tattooing right there.
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T200 wrote:
tough old man wrote:He's wearing an UnderArmor thong? WTF!
Also, the barbell in the belly button is big NO for non-fags.
Agreed. There's not even an "IMO" attached to that.
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Although from the pictures, one might assume it is a man, it is andro.

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l-tree wrote:
So, the good thing about my new tattoo...when I do 20:00 of as many laps as possible up the biggest fucking hill I have ever run in my life in 19 degrees and lose feeling in all of my fingers...I sure as hell cannot quit because I have "Till I Collapse" inked on my fucking body. And, no, the Under Armour thong did not keep me warm.
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Fuck that. I'll put myself in a nice warm car and drive my happy ass to a heated gym.
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Hey dudes who might know where to find this stuff in this ridiculous thread (or elsewhere on the net), please bump that Louie-Pudding video and Louie's "quote" about working with half-man @Fitters.

I need to forward 'em to someone and can't find either.
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T200 wrote:Hey dudes who might know where to find this stuff in this ridiculous thread (or elsewhere on the net), please bump that Louie-Pudding video and Louie's "quote" about working with half-man @Fitters.

I need to forward 'em to someone and can't find either.
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Thanks RQ.

And here is the video again: http://media.crossfit.com/cf-video/Cros ... sIntro.mov

WTF. It was posted only December 12, not even a month ago. It was way the fuck back on page 500. Serious posting in this thread.
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Shafpocalypse Now wrote:That's some super shitty tattooing right there.
I bet it was just too hard for the tatoo artist to hold the needle steady while trying to suppress his laughter.
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POD wrote:
Shafpocalypse Now wrote:That's some super shitty tattooing right there.
I bet it was just too hard for the tatoo artist to hold the needle steady while trying to suppress his laughter.
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POD wrote:
Shafpocalypse Now wrote:That's some super shitty tattooing right there.
I bet it was just too hard for the tatoo artist to hold the needle steady while trying to suppress his laughter.
I bet it was harder for him to resist the urge to drive the tattoo machine through the liver and gallbladder.
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Nah, he was all into it and supportive, I am sure.

"We typically don't get athletes like you here"

Blah Blah Blah...

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T200 wrote:Very, very nice use of teh oxandrolone...

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This. She is delightful.
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Happy 2010 motherfuckers!

This is the year @fit conquers the box office, across broad time and noodle lo meins.
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justpassingthrough wrote:Happy 2010 motherfuckers!

This is the year @fit conquers the box office, across broad time and noodle lo meins.
CouchThreadMovie_webRGB.jpg
*This was posted earlier, but had to be touched up a bit.
=D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D>

I love it.
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Ed Zachary wrote:
justpassingthrough wrote:Happy 2010 motherfuckers!

This is the year @fit conquers the box office, across broad time and noodle lo meins.
CouchThreadMovie_webRGB.jpg
*This was posted earlier, but had to be touched up a bit.
=D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D>

I love it.
=D> =D> nice job sticking PUD's pmenu avatar in there. :ANAL:
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With Ving Rhames as SHAF
BWHAHAHA
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louburr wrote:
With Ving Rhames as SHAF
BWHAHAHA
LOL

I missed this.

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=D> =D> =D>

Here are some more LULZ.

http://crossfitlondonuk.com/2009/12/23/ ... -glassman/

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Ed Zachary wrote:
louburr wrote:
With Ving Rhames as SHAF
BWHAHAHA
LOL

I missed this.

Gold.

+1

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Ed Zachary wrote:
justpassingthrough wrote:Happy 2010 motherfuckers!

This is the year @fit conquers the box office, across broad time and noodle lo meins.
CouchThreadMovie_webRGB.jpg
*This was posted earlier, but had to be touched up a bit.
=D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D>

I love it.
Awesome, but could we get a stand-alone pic of those background hooters?
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Re: The couch thread

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GoDogGo! wrote:
Awesome, but could we get a stand-alone pic of those background hooters?
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