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please let this be a crossfitter. my life would be complete.
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What an annoying asshole.
The fucking twitching, combined with the pronounced inhalation and Schneider 'stache...
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What the fuck is going on with the handstand obsession? Anyone?
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I fucking hate Skip Baker. Looks like AIDS patient. I can not fathom being that skinny on purpose. He is licking Barry Sears taint
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ChAoSnPAIN wrote:What the fuck is going on with the handstand obsession? Anyone?
It's a gang sign to other members of the cult.
It says "I'm dorky and needy, my self esteem is low but I draw strength from the tribe. Wanna go camping?"

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I've never met Darius, but I know many people who have. He's a legend in Canadian Track and Field. By all accounts he combines the most unbelievable physical gifts with the single most severe case of training ADHD in history. Combine superhuman strength and speed with the complete inability to stick to a single goal for more than a week, and you have the bane of coaches everywhere.Really Big Strong Guy wrote:That looks fuckin fun!!!! Comparing that to the 135x30 is like comparing the towing capacity of a F350 to a Tacoma, or better yet a Yugo. Part of me wants to try that - and no way could i even come close to what the athlete in the video did - that was inspirational!! I've never gone over 10 reps with such a set. That would hurt so good. And you would be fuckin toast afterwards.
It's amazing what you can do with your shirt on!!
l-tree wrote:And he did it all with his shirt on without collapsing into a pain stricken puddle and rolling around on the ground. Nice!POD wrote:Again revisiting the nonsense of CrossFit's obsession with power output:
So, this guy "only" power cleans 225lbs for thirty reps in four minutes. Comparing this to the 135x30 C&J WAD...
- This guy took about twice as long as an "elite" WAD time.
- He moved the barbell roughly half as far (no jerks).
- He used somewhat less than double the weight.
This means his power output would be less than half of an elite CultFitter. By their standards, that makes him a worse/less fit athlete. I'd like to see one of them tell him that to his face.
By the way, according to the YouTube page of the guy above, he trains the discuss, highland games, and strongman events. He doesn't mention CrossFit anywhere at all; the use of thirty reps above is simply because that's where he tired out. So, for the 18 lurkers out there, he's not "trying to do a WAD." He's just an actual athlete training for actual events, in a way that he sees fit.
And no @fitter anywhere could even dream of doing what he can do.
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Skip did a good job in Poltergeist.


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Gin Master!
That is exactly the same thing I was thinking.
That is exactly the same thing I was thinking.
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Eat. Eat so, so much more. And higher quality food, too. With purpose.
Also, being sore after a WOD is somewhat expected even as you get more and more elite, I think.
I always knew fagfitters were eleet, but I didn't realize there were beginner and intermediate stages of eleet. Color me embarrassed.
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It's massively fucking odd and off-putting. It's a half-naked retard version of the gang signs Japs throw up in all of their pics. Come to think of it, Crossfitters are essentially what moderately fit Japs would be like if they spent far less time studying and a bit more time lifting and running around.Thud wrote:ChAoSnPAIN wrote:What the fuck is going on with the handstand obsession? Anyone?
It's a gang sign to other members of the cult.
It says "I'm dorky and needy, my self esteem is low but I draw strength from the tribe. Wanna go camping?"
Is Crossfit associated with Parkour at all? Parkour actually seems kind of cool, save for the running part.
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Good call. I forgot about the incredible sucking sound he makes as he talks. Like an fat kid with asthma riding with his 2-packs-a-day mother in the car with the windows up.ButterCupPowerRanch wrote:What an annoying asshole.
The fucking twitching, combined with the pronounced inhalation and Schneider 'stache...
Skip Chase is the most hateable AIDS patient sine the spic on the first season of Real World.
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I say he is now called "Wheezy." Not to be confused with George Jefferson's wife.
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It's the universal Cultfit badge of honor: "Look at me! I'm halfway good at a very basic skill!!!"ChAoSnPAIN wrote:What the fuck is going on with the handstand obsession? ...
"Know that! & Know it deep you fucking loser!"


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Here's a genius WAD from an above-averagely fucktarded box:
Crossfit SPARTA!: Go Go Gadget Legs!
Crossfit SPARTA!: Go Go Gadget Legs!
Retards.50 MOUNTAIN CLIMBERS
50 SQUATS
50 FLUTTER KICKS
50 TUCK JUMPS
50 LUNGES
50 BURPEES
400M RUN
FOR TIME
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This must be part of a carefully constructed accumulation phase.WildGorillaMan wrote:Here's a genius WAD from an above-averagely fucktarded box:
Crossfit SPARTA!: Go Go Gadget Legs!
Retards.50 MOUNTAIN CLIMBERS
50 SQUATS
50 FLUTTER KICKS
50 TUCK JUMPS
50 LUNGES
50 BURPEES
400M RUN
FOR TIME
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Either that, or any "boot camp" class at any gym on Earth.protobuilder wrote:This must be part of a carefully constructed accumulation phase.WildGorillaMan wrote:Here's a genius WAD from an above-averagely fucktarded box:
Crossfit SPARTA!: Go Go Gadget Legs!
Retards.50 MOUNTAIN CLIMBERS
50 SQUATS
50 FLUTTER KICKS
50 TUCK JUMPS
50 LUNGES
50 BURPEES
400M RUN
FOR TIME
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Oh, don't worry. CrossFitters have gang signs too. From one of their recent certification photos... Anyone want to guess who was the first one in that photo to do it?ChAoSnPAIN wrote:It's massively fucking odd and off-putting. It's a half-naked retard version of the gang signs Japs throw up in all of their pics. Come to think of it, Crossfitters are essentially what moderately fit Japs would be like if they spent far less time studying and a bit more time lifting and running around.
Is Crossfit associated with Parkour at all? Parkour actually seems kind of cool, save for the running part.
Parkour and CrossFit are entirely different training methods. There is some overlap in the people who do both, but for the most part, its separate.
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Note to couch...don't warm your gin in the microwave.
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It seems like I commented on the kid in pink before but he is demanding that I call him a fag now. What a dicknose.

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jump roping with your OLY shoes on. Unless they serve some type of orthopedic function that's just fucking stupid. Must sound like jumping in those wooden Dutch clogs.
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+1T200 wrote:It seems like I commented on the kid in pink before but he is demanding that I call him a fag now. What a dicknose.
That kid topped up my hate tank.
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Hater. You're not elite enough apparently to understand the methodology.The Nightman wrote:
jump roping with your OLY shoes on. Unless they serve some type of orthopedic function that's just fucking stupid. Must sound like jumping in those wooden Dutch clogs.
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Wheezy, nigga.Sofa King wrote:Good call. I forgot about the incredible sucking sound he makes as he talks. Like an fat kid with asthma riding with his 2-packs-a-day mother in the car with the windows up.ButterCupPowerRanch wrote:What an annoying asshole.
The fucking twitching, combined with the pronounced inhalation and Schneider 'stache...
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You're probably right, I should probably go back and practice box squats (on a dynamax bal) with my PVC SSBYes I Have Balls wrote:Hater. You're not elite enough apparently to understand the methodology.The Nightman wrote:
jump roping with your OLY shoes on. Unless they serve some type of orthopedic function that's just fucking stupid. Must sound like jumping in those wooden Dutch clogs.