
The couch thread
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Re: The couch thread

You're an ASS!syaigh wrote: The thought of eating that giant veiny monstrosity makes me want to barf.


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Re: The couch thread

You're an ASS!syaigh wrote: The thought of eating that giant veiny monstrosity makes me want to barf.


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Re: The couch thread
The header says some gay shit like, "Because coach is always watching", well, coauch aint watch ing too carefully or he'd fix TeH AL33T AtHaLeEts rack positionals shown in said headersanchezero wrote:lol, lower on the left they have their athlete of the month...some guy who's only been there 3 weeks. awesome.T200 wrote:WTF
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nigga, please! just cuz he watchin' don't mean he gon say nuttin'. that shit cost extra.
have you ever been as far as even considered go want to do look more like?


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Re: The couch thread
That's hot.Crust Bucket wrote:Be functional.......
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Re: The couch thread
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Re: The couch thread
This pretty much says it all, oh the irony:
"Anonymous. Because none of us are as cruel as all of us."
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They appear to be as immune to irony as they are to hypertrophy.Anon wrote:This pretty much says it all, oh the irony:
Re: The couch thread
Some very nice ones in there.
But what the hell is that first chick doing all decked out in Adidas? I though UnderArmour was the approved attire for the elite. Saw a Nike shirt or two in there too.

But what the hell is that first chick doing all decked out in Adidas? I though UnderArmour was the approved attire for the elite. Saw a Nike shirt or two in there too.


"The reason that 'guru' is such a popular word is because 'charlatan' is so hard to spell."
@GSElevator: Can we please stop calling them hipsters and go back to calling them pussies?
Blood eagles solve everything.
@GSElevator: Can we please stop calling them hipsters and go back to calling them pussies?
Blood eagles solve everything.
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Re: The couch thread
There are two more also....Anon wrote:This pretty much says it all, oh the irony:
"Because I Want My Name On the Board"
"Because Of Community"
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Re: The couch thread
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FORGING ELITE FITNESS
World-Class Fitness in 100 words:
- Eat meat and vegetables, nuts and seeds, some fruit, little starch and no sugar. Keep intake to levels that will support exercise but not body fat
- Practice and train major lifts: Deadlift, clean, squat, presses, C&J, and snatch. Similarly, master the basics of gymnastics: pull-ups, dips, rope climb, push-ups, sit-ups, presses to handstand, pirouettes, flips, splits, and holds. Bike, run, swim, row, etc, hard and fast.
- Five or six days per week mix these elements in as many combination's and patterns as creativity will allow. Routine is the enemy. Keep workouts short and intense.
- Regularly learn and play new sports.
Coach Glassman
FORGING ELITE FITNESS
World-Class Fitness in 100 words:
- Eat meat and vegetables, nuts and seeds, some fruit, little starch and no sugar. Keep intake to levels that will support exercise but not body fat
- Practice and train major lifts: Deadlift, clean, squat, presses, C&J, and snatch. Similarly, master the basics of gymnastics: pull-ups, dips, rope climb, push-ups, sit-ups, presses to handstand, pirouettes, flips, splits, and holds. Bike, run, swim, row, etc, hard and fast.
- Five or six days per week mix these elements in as many combination's and patterns as creativity will allow. Routine is the enemy. Keep workouts short and intense.
- Regularly learn and play new sports.
Coach Glassman
riff raff fanclub president
Re: The couch thread
After seeing this I want to take my Level 1 and 2 and go out on the road with Douche Asstro to bang hot @fit ass.
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"...Beelzebub acknowledges Satan's trial of God's might, bewails loss of Heaven, and the punishment the fallen angels are suffering, though this will not be alleviated by death..."
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I found these as well on my new favorite blog, 4th Reich Crossfit. I didnt know Adolph Pitts was the head couch over there.
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"...Beelzebub acknowledges Satan's trial of God's might, bewails loss of Heaven, and the punishment the fallen angels are suffering, though this will not be alleviated by death..."
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Am I the only one that thinks Pitts resembles a more masculine version of Ernie?Beelzebub wrote:I found these as well on my new favorite blog, 4th Reich Crossfit. I didnt know Adolph Pitts was the head couch over there.

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Re: The couch thread
LOLZ. Nothing says white like "white girl" in Gothic letters.
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Goddamn I love me an athletic girl with some thick legs and a bit of softness.
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Always had a thing for Blossom.
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Re: The couch thread
Those are the special "Dan John" Oly lifting shoes that couch told me about when he said DJ has no squat.Crust Bucket wrote:Be functional.......
WGM wrote:Fall off a chinup bar, drop a barbell on your head, or piss yourself at the bottom of a squat and the Internet will never forget you.
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Re: The couch thread
Bait has been tossed into Pukie's Bucket.Jag Panzer wrote:Bait has been taken
http://board.crossfit.com/showthread.ph ... post724677
lol @ that tard and his weak-ass goal-post-moving apologism
I choose to kill people with kindness. Oh, I should also mention "kindness" is the name of my samurai sword.Jay wrote:BTW, warriors kill shit. The only things you kill are exercise science and the board short display at Target.
Re: The couch thread
adublubluhuubhuh yes please
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Re: The couch thread
T200 wrote:Elite FTS contribution to Andro Friday
This is serious business.
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Re: The couch thread
This very well could become the norm given Westside's influence on the cult. And that could very well be a good thing.T200 wrote:Elite FTS contribution to Andro Friday
The cool thing about training is that becoming more sexy is just a side effect........
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Re: The couch thread
Nah, too many pussies will be whining about their precious Fran time and not having a 4-hour vomit-session metcon with KB's and Dynamax balls.Really Big Strong Guy wrote:This very well could become the norm given Westside's influence on the cult. And that could very well be a good thing.T200 wrote:Elite FTS contribution to Andro Friday
I choose to kill people with kindness. Oh, I should also mention "kindness" is the name of my samurai sword.Jay wrote:BTW, warriors kill shit. The only things you kill are exercise science and the board short display at Target.