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syaigh wrote: The thought of eating that giant veiny monstrosity makes me want to barf.
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syaigh wrote: The thought of eating that giant veiny monstrosity makes me want to barf.
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Re: The couch thread

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sanchezero wrote:
T200 wrote:
WTF
lol, lower on the left they have their athlete of the month...some guy who's only been there 3 weeks. awesome.
The header says some gay shit like, "Because coach is always watching", well, coauch aint watch ing too carefully or he'd fix TeH AL33T AtHaLeEts rack positionals shown in said header
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nigga, please! just cuz he watchin' don't mean he gon say nuttin'. that shit cost extra.
have you ever been as far as even considered go want to do look more like?
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Crust Bucket wrote:Be functional.......

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That's hot.
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Excellent work, you people.

Things got a little carried away this week. Happy Androgen Friday.

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This pretty much says it all, oh the irony:
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Well done my friend, well done.
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Anon wrote:This pretty much says it all, oh the irony:
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They appear to be as immune to irony as they are to hypertrophy.
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Some very nice ones in there.

But what the hell is that first chick doing all decked out in Adidas? I though UnderArmour was the approved attire for the elite. Saw a Nike shirt or two in there too. [-X [-X
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Anon wrote:This pretty much says it all, oh the irony:
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There are two more also....
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From Irvine-

FORGING ELITE FITNESS

World-Class Fitness in 100 words:
- Eat meat and vegetables, nuts and seeds, some fruit, little starch and no sugar. Keep intake to levels that will support exercise but not body fat

- Practice and train major lifts: Deadlift, clean, squat, presses, C&J, and snatch. Similarly, master the basics of gymnastics: pull-ups, dips, rope climb, push-ups, sit-ups, presses to handstand, pirouettes, flips, splits, and holds. Bike, run, swim, row, etc, hard and fast.

- Five or six days per week mix these elements in as many combination's and patterns as creativity will allow. Routine is the enemy. Keep workouts short and intense.

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After seeing this I want to take my Level 1 and 2 and go out on the road with Douche Asstro to bang hot @fit ass.
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I found these as well on my new favorite blog, 4th Reich Crossfit. I didnt know Adolph Pitts was the head couch over there.
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Beelzebub wrote:I found these as well on my new favorite blog, 4th Reich Crossfit. I didnt know Adolph Pitts was the head couch over there.
Am I the only one that thinks Pitts resembles a more masculine version of Ernie?

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LOLZ. Nothing says white like "white girl" in Gothic letters.
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Goddamn I love me an athletic girl with some thick legs and a bit of softness.
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Crust Bucket wrote:Be functional.......

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Those are the special "Dan John" Oly lifting shoes that couch told me about when he said DJ has no squat.
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Jag Panzer wrote:Bait has been taken

http://board.crossfit.com/showthread.ph ... post724677

lol @ that tard and his weak-ass goal-post-moving apologism
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Elite FTS contribution to Andro Friday

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T200 wrote:Elite FTS contribution to Andro Friday

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This is serious business.
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T200 wrote:Elite FTS contribution to Andro Friday

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This very well could become the norm given Westside's influence on the cult. And that could very well be a good thing.
The cool thing about training is that becoming more sexy is just a side effect........
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Really Big Strong Guy wrote:
T200 wrote:Elite FTS contribution to Andro Friday

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This very well could become the norm given Westside's influence on the cult. And that could very well be a good thing.
Nah, too many pussies will be whining about their precious Fran time and not having a 4-hour vomit-session metcon with KB's and Dynamax balls.
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