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odin wrote:

upsideyahead wrote:Part II: 2 Crossfitters 1 Chalk Bucket

best one yet. =D>

WildGorillaMan wrote:

odin wrote:

upsideyahead wrote:Part II: 2 Crossfitters 1 Chalk Bucket

best one yet. =D>

Straight up Gold.

She called me a fag, and told me to go eat some almonds

sanchezero wrote:hey, that cert was only offered to a select few, the elite of the elite, if you will.

CultBuster wrote:I'd like to find more of this;

http://forums.jpfitness.com/training-di ... tdown.html

11-25-2009, 03:03 PM


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From Zach Even-Esch to Robb:

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Zach
Posted November 24, 2009 at 6:14 pm | Permalink
Robb,

Good to see you back in the reality-based community.

Too bad it had to go down like this.

I’ve told you before, that Tony is a serious piece of work. I’ve never experienced a person be so sociopathic in their business dealings, so quickly… most loonies can keep a lid on it for at least two or three emails, but this guy was flat out bananas.

I’ve never had the chance to personally interact with Castro, but I will never forget a conversation that I overheard between him and Glassman, when I took my Level 1…. many moons ago. It had to do with Iraqi insurgents, and comparing them to cockroaches… It was so disturbing that I thought for sure I had heard wrong. A few years of paying attention to Glassman’s whacked-out ramblings on politics and foreign affairs confirmed it, though.

I am SOOOO glad I had to give up my CrossFit gym… Being out of the cult has been really good for me, and I’m sure it will be good for you.

Welcome back to the dark side!

Wonder if he will include any of that at filthfest? I liked Zach, good guy doing his thing. I had no problems with his @fit ties, it was $$$ BUT going with Astro, Couch and Pudding to talk to the BIGGEST DOUCHEBAGS of douchebags. Affiliates getting paid using the name (Rut, Everett ect) is one thing, but going on the road to bolster them?

Quack Attack wrote: Can anyone confirm for sure that ZEE posted that? I saw that comment at Robb's blog originally as well, but it was simply signed "Zach" on the post, it was afterwards that people started attributing it to ZEE. ZEE obviously still has an affiliate, so I'm wondering if this post was really from him or not...there's probably more than one "Zach" out there who has had an affiliate at this point...also, with the cult monitoring Wolf's blog as closely as they do, I highly doubt that this post could have happened and he would still be presenting at the cult STD-fest. Hell, Freddy Camacho was warned by Asstro to watch what he said on Robb's blog. ZEE calling Pudding a sociopath would have had repercussions in the cult-munity...and this has been posted here before, so it's not like this is new to the HQ lurkers either.

Just sayin'.

Darren Mehling is a CrossFit affiliate who does his own thing at his facility, Freak Fitness. Mehling sees a lot of merit to the CrossFit system (he's Level 2 certified), but is also quick to point out its shortcomings.

"I deadlift 800 pounds and squat 600," he said. "It took me over 15 years to get that strong. When I first performed Fran, it took me 16 minutes. But within five months, I could do Fran in less than four minutes. Basically, I just needed to get good at doing CrossFit."

I just needed to get good at doing CrossFit

CultBuster wrote:

Darren Mehling is a CrossFit affiliate who does his own thing at his facility, Freak Fitness. Mehling sees a lot of merit to the CrossFit system (he's Level 2 certified), but is also quick to point out its shortcomings.

"I deadlift 800 pounds and squat 600," he said. "It took me over 15 years to get that strong. When I first performed Fran, it took me 16 minutes. But within five months, I could do Fran in less than four minutes. Basically, I just needed to get good at doing CrossFit."

I just needed to get good at doing CrossFit

Beelzebub wrote:
What we are not seeing is the real reason he is straining so hard. i thought he was trying to shit his pants but then I found this and it became clear. And when he says good at "CrossFit" does that mean taking shirt off and standing around like a douche? Because he is already there.

chi wrote:fucking jay assman troubling the guys at elitefts with his crossfit bullshit
http://asp.elitefts.com/qa/default.asp? ... 75&tid=164

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How it works;
Any athlete who regularly trains at CFP & takes pride in calling CFP their "Home Box" & represents CFP in 3 meets/games days will recieve a number upon their 3rd meet. So far we have 11 numbered athletes & 4 athletes who have represented on 2 occasions.Once you recieve your number it will remain yours for life. A numbered athlete recieves a "competition shirt" with their number, & these shirts can't be purchased by anyone, they MUST be earnt. Feel free to number all your CrossFit clothing. Additional numbers can be obtained from us.

chi wrote:fucking jay assman troubling the guys at elitefts with his crossfit bullshit
http://asp.elitefts.com/qa/default.asp? ... 75&tid=164