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odin wrote:
upsideyahead wrote:Part II: 2 Crossfitters 1 Chalk Bucket


best one yet. =D>

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WildGorillaMan wrote:
odin wrote:
upsideyahead wrote:Part II: 2 Crossfitters 1 Chalk Bucket


best one yet. =D>

Straight up Gold.
My girl nearly choked on her lunch watching this. Bravo!
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upside is the master. I still pull out ThrusterHitler every once in a while when I'm feeling down. The shit never gets old.

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Tap Dancing cert. =D> =D> =D>
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hey, that cert was only offered to a select few, the elite of the elite, if you will.
have you ever been as far as even considered go want to do look more like?
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sanchezero wrote:hey, that cert was only offered to a select few, the elite of the elite, if you will.
I was wondering why I missed it, WTF?!
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"If it wasn't for my elbow tendinitis and severe rhabdo, I would've kicked his ass."

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I'd like to find more of this;
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CultBuster wrote:I'd like to find more of this;

http://forums.jpfitness.com/training-di ... tdown.html
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From Zach Even-Esch to Robb:

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Robb,

Good to see you back in the reality-based community.

Too bad it had to go down like this.

I’ve told you before, that Tony is a serious piece of work. I’ve never experienced a person be so sociopathic in their business dealings, so quickly… most loonies can keep a lid on it for at least two or three emails, but this guy was flat out bananas.

I’ve never had the chance to personally interact with Castro, but I will never forget a conversation that I overheard between him and Glassman, when I took my Level 1…. many moons ago. It had to do with Iraqi insurgents, and comparing them to cockroaches… It was so disturbing that I thought for sure I had heard wrong. A few years of paying attention to Glassman’s whacked-out ramblings on politics and foreign affairs confirmed it, though.

I am SOOOO glad I had to give up my CrossFit gym… Being out of the cult has been really good for me, and I’m sure it will be good for you.

Welcome back to the dark side!
Wonder if he will include any of that at filthfest? I liked Zach, good guy doing his thing. I had no problems with his @fit ties, it was $$$ BUT going with Astro, Couch and Pudding to talk to the BIGGEST DOUCHEBAGS of douchebags. Affiliates getting paid using the name (Rut, Everett ect) is one thing, but going on the road to bolster them?
Can anyone confirm for sure that ZEE posted that? I saw that comment at Robb's blog originally as well, but it was simply signed "Zach" on the post, it was afterwards that people started attributing it to ZEE. ZEE obviously still has an affiliate, so I'm wondering if this post was really from him or not...there's probably more than one "Zach" out there who has had an affiliate at this point...also, with the cult monitoring Wolf's blog as closely as they do, I highly doubt that this post could have happened and he would still be presenting at the cult STD-fest. Hell, Freddy Camacho was warned by Asstro to watch what he said on Robb's blog. ZEE calling Pudding a sociopath would have had repercussions in the cult-munity...and this has been posted here before, so it's not like this is new to the HQ lurkers either.

Just sayin'.


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Quack Attack wrote: Can anyone confirm for sure that ZEE posted that? I saw that comment at Robb's blog originally as well, but it was simply signed "Zach" on the post, it was afterwards that people started attributing it to ZEE. ZEE obviously still has an affiliate, so I'm wondering if this post was really from him or not...there's probably more than one "Zach" out there who has had an affiliate at this point...also, with the cult monitoring Wolf's blog as closely as they do, I highly doubt that this post could have happened and he would still be presenting at the cult STD-fest. Hell, Freddy Camacho was warned by Asstro to watch what he said on Robb's blog. ZEE calling Pudding a sociopath would have had repercussions in the cult-munity...and this has been posted here before, so it's not like this is new to the HQ lurkers either.

Just sayin'.
There's a Zach on the west coast who deaffiliated recently. Quite possibly that's him.

I would think ZEE has better judgment than to post stuff like that in public while still openly linked to @fit.


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Darren Mehling is a CrossFit affiliate who does his own thing at his facility, Freak Fitness. Mehling sees a lot of merit to the CrossFit system (he's Level 2 certified), but is also quick to point out its shortcomings.

"I deadlift 800 pounds and squat 600," he said. "It took me over 15 years to get that strong. When I first performed Fran, it took me 16 minutes. But within five months, I could do Fran in less than four minutes. Basically, I just needed to get good at doing CrossFit."
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I wish that fuckers head would explode up there, like this guys.....

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CultBuster wrote:
Darren Mehling is a CrossFit affiliate who does his own thing at his facility, Freak Fitness. Mehling sees a lot of merit to the CrossFit system (he's Level 2 certified), but is also quick to point out its shortcomings.

"I deadlift 800 pounds and squat 600," he said. "It took me over 15 years to get that strong. When I first performed Fran, it took me 16 minutes. But within five months, I could do Fran in less than four minutes. Basically, I just needed to get good at doing CrossFit."
I just needed to get good at doing CrossFit
What we are not seeing is the real reason he is straining so hard. i thought he was trying to shit his pants but then I found this and it became clear. And when he says good at "CrossFit" does that mean taking shirt off and standing around like a douche? Because he is already there.
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fucking jay assman troubling the guys at elitefts with his crossfit bullshit
http://asp.elitefts.com/qa/default.asp? ... 75&tid=164
I'd say on the bottom of that self-actualisation pyramid shit, proper decent coffee is in there with wifi, tits, food and shelter


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That is not Even-esh.
And let’s not forget SHAF the pajama clad postulator extolling opinions on a dozen different fitness forums 10 to 12 hours a day including major holidays.

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Beelzebub wrote:
What we are not seeing is the real reason he is straining so hard. i thought he was trying to shit his pants but then I found this and it became clear. And when he says good at "CrossFit" does that mean taking shirt off and standing around like a douche? Because he is already there.
He had a hip replacement!
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chi wrote:fucking jay assman troubling the guys at elitefts with his crossfit bullshit
http://asp.elitefts.com/qa/default.asp? ... 75&tid=164
HIIT with barbell complexes.
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The cult is now instituting the mark of the beast...that's so sweet of them:
http://crossfitpenrith.blogspot.com/201 ... es_17.html
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chi wrote:fucking jay assman troubling the guys at elitefts with his crossfit bullshit
http://asp.elitefts.com/qa/default.asp? ... 75&tid=164
I see no harm in some conditioning work, but is there really a need for a metcon on a daily basis? That's just a tad silly.

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LULZ!!!

If you can't be strong by any objective criteria, then have an in-house comp for Xfitters and call it "strongman".

http://www.shorelinecrossfit.com/2010/0 ... thumbs-up/

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