The couch thread

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protobuilder wrote:Another nice bit of douchiness from the Canadian Dominatrix Box:

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Double overhand with chalk for one wheel per side? Check.

Elite, tactical camo shorts? Check.

Shell necklace? Check.

Shirt off for no reason? Check!!!!!
Body waxing? Check.

Spindly-ass legs? Check.

White board filled with shit that makes me want to shoot someone? Check.

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protobuilder wrote: Double overhand with chalk for one wheel per side? Check.

Correction -- he's using mixed grip. I think he just set a new deadlift 1RM PR.

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kreator wrote:
protobuilder wrote: Double overhand with chalk for one wheel per side? Check.

Correction -- he's using mixed grip. I think he just set a new deadlift 1RM PR.
Come on give the guy a break, he's obviously working hard. It's his 3RM max!

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You guys rag on everybody's lifts.

The guy was doing the 1,000 rep challenge. You pull 1,000 reps in an hour.
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Gary John wrote:You guys rag on everybody's lifts.

The guy was doing the 1,000 rep challenge. You pull 1,000 reps in an hour.
No, thanks. I like my back too much.

And even if it was a 10,000 rep challenge, male body waxing should not be glorified.

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It looks like Mark Rippetoe's board at startingstrength.com is starting to attract some butt-hurt ex-@fitters that are even worse than POD.

There's a thread going on right now with one of them trying to do a Barry Cooper impression in defense of Couch's "broad time and modal domains" shit.

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Fuck you.

Body waxing and Nairing and Shaving is an awesome use of your downtime.

The make Nair for men that doesn't smell like raspberry douche.

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Overshare, overshare.

I keep asking my friends (my age) to please stop with all the old man health problems around me. Keep you prostate to yourself.
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Rip made his money off XF, now he can pay by babysitting the retards.

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Jag Panzer wrote:It looks like Mark Rippetoe's board at startingstrength.com is starting to attract some butt-hurt ex-@fitters that are even worse than POD.

There's a thread going on right now with one of them trying to do a Barry Cooper impression in defense of Couch's "broad time and modal domains" shit.
linkee?


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Gary John wrote:You guys rag on everybody's lifts.

The guy was doing the 1,000 rep challenge. You pull 1,000 reps in an hour.
Jesus H Christ, the guy should just get on a C2 for an hour... :ANAL:

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Yes I Have Balls wrote:
Jag Panzer wrote:It looks like Mark Rippetoe's board at startingstrength.com is starting to attract some butt-hurt ex-@fitters that are even worse than POD.

There's a thread going on right now with one of them trying to do a Barry Cooper impression in defense of Couch's "broad time and modal domains" shit.
linkee?
http://www.startingstrength.com/resourc ... hp?t=14613


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Stop. This. Shit. Now.

If you don't listen to me, we are all fucked:

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And you don't want the IGX crew in here. Just stop now.

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Grim Hamundarson wrote:
Stop. This. Shit. Now.

If you don't listen to me, we are all fucked:

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And you don't want the IGX crew in here. Just stop now.

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Fucking hilarious.

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I find it ironic that Rip doesn't realize more than half those people posting on the SS forum want to suck his cock.

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Random piece of ace.

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I know about Wolff, Everett Castro, et al, but what's the back story on RIP's effective departure from CF? How did that go down?
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I imagine you can't put two personalities like Rip and Glassman in the same room together for too long before they start swinging their purses.


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Todays message from Wendler
What I'm getting at is this: Overhead squats are a tool...used by tools
http://asp.elitefts.com/qa/default.asp?qid=113656&tid=
I'd say on the bottom of that self-actualisation pyramid shit, proper decent coffee is in there with wifi, tits, food and shelter

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lulz:
http://www.startingstrength.com/resourc ... stcount=30
Do you honestly WANT to give the IGX crew an excuse to unleash their unholy shenanigans on this board?
IGX: Unleashing unholy shenanigans across broad modal and time domains.
One of the downsides of the Internet is that it allows like-minded people to form communities, and sometimes those communities are stupid.

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One of the downsides of the Internet is that it allows like-minded people to form communities, and sometimes those communities are stupid.


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Kazuya Mishima wrote:I imagine you can't put two personalities like Rip and Glassman in the same room together for too long before they start swinging their purses.
That would seem an ineluctable truth. Just wondering which kicked off their heels and who threw their wig.
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Kazuya Mishima wrote:Wendler on the Ghey Get-up

http://asp.elitefts.com/qa/default.asp? ... 723&tid=55
Is the get-up officially @Fit material exclusively now?
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