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Pinky wrote:
ImUndaYourBed wrote:Image
Daddy's hoping to introduce Brendan to the Everglades.
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Pinky wrote:
ImUndaYourBed wrote:Image
Daddy's hoping to introduce Brendan to the Everglades.
Oh, please, please, please... let Daddy own an alligator farm. He'll feed BBoi to them and the residual steroids in BBoi's system will create a bunch of 40-foot gators that will terrorize the community.

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What is wrong with these people "Hoping"?

Is it that they might not get through security during prison visiting hours, wtf?
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ImUndaYourBed wrote:Image
I'll bet Daddy likes threesomes.

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Man, you know that ANYC's got the Kool-Aid flowing into her through an iv tube when she lists both political and religious views as "CrossFit".
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http://www.board.crossfit.com/showthread.php?p=742462

The StartingStrength.com URL is banned at the @Fit boards.

A post that Justin Lascek put up showed to put up a video between Rip and @Fit Andro Girl Eva T was shown as a blocked URL.

http://startingstrength.com/index.php/s ... wardokens/

Became:

http://****************.com/index.ph...va_twardokens/

Shit doesn't make sense to me. Rip has no part of @Fit, but the Wichita Falls Athletic Club is still listed as an @Fit affiliate. But there is no @Fit URL for Wichita Falls and other than @Fit Football, @Fit is effectively dead from the WFAC site.
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friedquads wrote: a video between Rip and @Fit Andro Girl Eva T was shown as a blocked URL.
so is eva, still involved in certs and stuff? or has she been cast out of the inner circle?

eva is a real athlete--steroids or not--thus an x-fit oddity.
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Pinky wrote:
ImUndaYourBed wrote:Image
Daddy's hoping to introduce Brendan to the Everglades.
The Everglades:
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Attila the Hungry wrote: eva is a real athlete--steroids or not--thus an x-fit oddity.
I believe she is more correctly a former athlete who found @fit after retirement from her sport.

A person trains in a competitive environment most of their life, retires and feels a vacuum. Cultfit provides the "community" and sense of purpose that was lost. Eva gets to remain a "somebody" with an audience.
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Thud wrote:
Attila the Hungry wrote: eva is a real athlete--steroids or not--thus an x-fit oddity.
I believe she is more correctly a former athlete who found @fit after retirement from her sport.

A person trains in a competitive environment most of their life, retires and feels a vacuum. Cultfit provides the "community" and sense of purpose that was lost. Eva gets to remain a "somebody" with an audience.
Exactly. @fit doesn't make better athletes, it makes better @fitters.


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friedquads wrote:http://www.board.crossfit.com/showthread.php?p=742462

The StartingStrength.com URL is banned at the @Fit boards.

A post that Justin Lascek put up showed to put up a video between Rip and @Fit Andro Girl Eva T was shown as a blocked URL.

http://startingstrength.com/index.php/s ... wardokens/

...
Thanks for the link.
I'm pretty sure Eva borrowed a 70s big XXL T-shirt to keep Rip's attention above the shoulders. From his occasional flustered pauses, I'm pretty sure it didn't work.
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Yes I Have Balls wrote:
@fit doesn't make better athletes, it makes better @fitters.
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didn't eva with the national masters oly lifting championship a couple of years ago?

sounds likes she remains a fine athlete, despite her attachment to x-fit.

my question is: is glassman still taking advantage of her uncommon talents to promote his fucked-up deal? or is she largely banished to the provinces, like the self-satisfied mr. rippetoe?

just vicariously curious.
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Attila the Hungry wrote:eva is a real athlete--steroids or not--thus an x-fit oddity.
Real athletes finding @F after their sport is becoming less and less an oddity, hence why long-term @F metcon junkies are finding they are getting their asses handed to them by first-year @F "rookies" because the real athletes spent a long time building a strength base.

Josh Everett was a Div. III hurdler before @F, if I remember correctly.

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Oh well, it looks like the @fit football page on wiki has gone bye bye.

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Rhabdo Slap Tear wrote:AM.png[/attachment]
friedquads wrote:http://www.board.crossfit.com/showthread.php?p=742462

The StartingStrength.com URL is banned at the @Fit boards.

A post that Justin Lascek put up showed to put up a video between Rip and @Fit Andro Girl Eva T was shown as a blocked URL.

http://startingstrength.com/index.php/s ... wardokens/

...
Thanks for the link.
I'm pretty sure Eva borrowed a 70s big XXL T-shirt to keep Rip's attention above the shoulders. From his occasional flustered pauses, I'm pretty sure it didn't work.
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Yes I Have Balls wrote:Oh well, it looks like the @fit football page on wiki has gone bye bye.
Oh darn. And it wouldn't surprise me to see the wiki @fit page go away too. Too much controversy and no one who isn't neutral to write the article. I offered but I am forever banned. :-"

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This list of Couch's greatest quotes needs some additions:

http://www.crossfitgreensboro.com/index ... t/273.html
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The Unflushable DEATHTURD wrote:This list of Couch's greatest quotes needs some additions:

http://www.crossfitgreensboro.com/index ... t/273.html
G-boro is only 50 minutes away. Maybe I'll drive up there and piss on there door.

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Mickey O'neil wrote:
The Unflushable DEATHTURD wrote:This list of Couch's greatest quotes needs some additions:

http://www.crossfitgreensboro.com/index ... t/273.html
G-boro is only 50 minutes away. Maybe I'll drive up there and piss on there door.
Don't forget to post a 'Have You Seen This Hobbo? notice on their door.
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Hey Quack,

@fit Karma stole your signature block. Was just perusing their site and saw it.


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Note the cool tat. ](*,)

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L-T wrote:Note the cool tat. ](*,)

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I was trying to look up her shorts.

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cunch wrote:I was trying to look up her shorts.
Why, you'd just see a lil wiener.
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