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Oh, please, please, please... let Daddy own an alligator farm. He'll feed BBoi to them and the residual steroids in BBoi's system will create a bunch of 40-foot gators that will terrorize the community.Pinky wrote:Daddy's hoping to introduce Brendan to the Everglades.ImUndaYourBed wrote:
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What is wrong with these people "Hoping"?
Is it that they might not get through security during prison visiting hours, wtf?
Is it that they might not get through security during prison visiting hours, wtf?
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I'll bet Daddy likes threesomes.ImUndaYourBed wrote:
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Man, you know that ANYC's got the Kool-Aid flowing into her through an iv tube when she lists both political and religious views as "CrossFit".
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http://www.board.crossfit.com/showthread.php?p=742462
The StartingStrength.com URL is banned at the @Fit boards.
A post that Justin Lascek put up showed to put up a video between Rip and @Fit Andro Girl Eva T was shown as a blocked URL.
http://startingstrength.com/index.php/s ... wardokens/
Became:
http://****************.com/index.ph...va_twardokens/
Shit doesn't make sense to me. Rip has no part of @Fit, but the Wichita Falls Athletic Club is still listed as an @Fit affiliate. But there is no @Fit URL for Wichita Falls and other than @Fit Football, @Fit is effectively dead from the WFAC site.
The StartingStrength.com URL is banned at the @Fit boards.
A post that Justin Lascek put up showed to put up a video between Rip and @Fit Andro Girl Eva T was shown as a blocked URL.
http://startingstrength.com/index.php/s ... wardokens/
Became:
http://****************.com/index.ph...va_twardokens/
Shit doesn't make sense to me. Rip has no part of @Fit, but the Wichita Falls Athletic Club is still listed as an @Fit affiliate. But there is no @Fit URL for Wichita Falls and other than @Fit Football, @Fit is effectively dead from the WFAC site.
I choose to kill people with kindness. Oh, I should also mention "kindness" is the name of my samurai sword.Jay wrote:BTW, warriors kill shit. The only things you kill are exercise science and the board short display at Target.
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so is eva, still involved in certs and stuff? or has she been cast out of the inner circle?friedquads wrote: a video between Rip and @Fit Andro Girl Eva T was shown as a blocked URL.
eva is a real athlete--steroids or not--thus an x-fit oddity.
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The Everglades:Pinky wrote:Daddy's hoping to introduce Brendan to the Everglades.ImUndaYourBed wrote:


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I believe she is more correctly a former athlete who found @fit after retirement from her sport.Attila the Hungry wrote: eva is a real athlete--steroids or not--thus an x-fit oddity.
A person trains in a competitive environment most of their life, retires and feels a vacuum. Cultfit provides the "community" and sense of purpose that was lost. Eva gets to remain a "somebody" with an audience.

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Exactly. @fit doesn't make better athletes, it makes better @fitters.Thud wrote:I believe she is more correctly a former athlete who found @fit after retirement from her sport.Attila the Hungry wrote: eva is a real athlete--steroids or not--thus an x-fit oddity.
A person trains in a competitive environment most of their life, retires and feels a vacuum. Cultfit provides the "community" and sense of purpose that was lost. Eva gets to remain a "somebody" with an audience.
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I'm pretty sure Eva borrowed a 70s big XXL T-shirt to keep Rip's attention above the shoulders. From his occasional flustered pauses, I'm pretty sure it didn't work.
Thanks for the link.friedquads wrote:http://www.board.crossfit.com/showthread.php?p=742462
The StartingStrength.com URL is banned at the @Fit boards.
A post that Justin Lascek put up showed to put up a video between Rip and @Fit Andro Girl Eva T was shown as a blocked URL.
http://startingstrength.com/index.php/s ... wardokens/
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I'm pretty sure Eva borrowed a 70s big XXL T-shirt to keep Rip's attention above the shoulders. From his occasional flustered pauses, I'm pretty sure it didn't work.
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And quite often not even that.Yes I Have Balls wrote:
@fit doesn't make better athletes, it makes better @fitters.
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didn't eva with the national masters oly lifting championship a couple of years ago?
sounds likes she remains a fine athlete, despite her attachment to x-fit.
my question is: is glassman still taking advantage of her uncommon talents to promote his fucked-up deal? or is she largely banished to the provinces, like the self-satisfied mr. rippetoe?
just vicariously curious.
sounds likes she remains a fine athlete, despite her attachment to x-fit.
my question is: is glassman still taking advantage of her uncommon talents to promote his fucked-up deal? or is she largely banished to the provinces, like the self-satisfied mr. rippetoe?
just vicariously curious.
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Real athletes finding @F after their sport is becoming less and less an oddity, hence why long-term @F metcon junkies are finding they are getting their asses handed to them by first-year @F "rookies" because the real athletes spent a long time building a strength base.Attila the Hungry wrote:eva is a real athlete--steroids or not--thus an x-fit oddity.
Josh Everett was a Div. III hurdler before @F, if I remember correctly.
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Oh well, it looks like the @fit football page on wiki has gone bye bye.
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Pretty sure that second pose was a reaction to inadvertent meat gazing.Rhabdo Slap Tear wrote:AM.png[/attachment]Thanks for the link.friedquads wrote:http://www.board.crossfit.com/showthread.php?p=742462
The StartingStrength.com URL is banned at the @Fit boards.
A post that Justin Lascek put up showed to put up a video between Rip and @Fit Andro Girl Eva T was shown as a blocked URL.
http://startingstrength.com/index.php/s ... wardokens/
...
I'm pretty sure Eva borrowed a 70s big XXL T-shirt to keep Rip's attention above the shoulders. From his occasional flustered pauses, I'm pretty sure it didn't work.
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Oh darn. And it wouldn't surprise me to see the wiki @fit page go away too. Too much controversy and no one who isn't neutral to write the article. I offered but I am forever banned. :-"Yes I Have Balls wrote:Oh well, it looks like the @fit football page on wiki has gone bye bye.
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This list of Couch's greatest quotes needs some additions:
http://www.crossfitgreensboro.com/index ... t/273.html
http://www.crossfitgreensboro.com/index ... t/273.html
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G-boro is only 50 minutes away. Maybe I'll drive up there and piss on there door.The Unflushable DEATHTURD wrote:This list of Couch's greatest quotes needs some additions:
http://www.crossfitgreensboro.com/index ... t/273.html
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Don't forget to post a 'Have You Seen This Hobbo? notice on their door.Mickey O'neil wrote:G-boro is only 50 minutes away. Maybe I'll drive up there and piss on there door.The Unflushable DEATHTURD wrote:This list of Couch's greatest quotes needs some additions:
http://www.crossfitgreensboro.com/index ... t/273.html
"Liberalism is arbitrarily selective in its choice of whose dignity to champion." Adrian Vermeule
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Hey Quack,
@fit Karma stole your signature block. Was just perusing their site and saw it.
@fit Karma stole your signature block. Was just perusing their site and saw it.
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Why, you'd just see a lil wiener.cunch wrote:I was trying to look up her shorts.
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