The couch thread

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Re: The couch thread

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Ed Zachary wrote:Image
This is not fucking cute.
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And this is not a nice body.

No curves and ugly as fuck.

I can take crazy, I like dirty, and tattoos aren't a bad thing.

But no tits, no ass, and fucking buttahface are a deal killer.

She'd be a nice late night fuck at your buddies when everyone else has passed out or left. But there is no way I'd go after an ugly bitch like that.

Ed has said all there is to say, thats a fugly bitch.
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Re: The couch thread

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Who is she and where's her blog? If you phags won't do her with your andro Friday fetish I'll bang her. Rant is not too picky when it comes to pussy.


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For those of you into, ahem, "alternate" andro lifestyles:
Miranda "Quadzilla" Oldroyd literally pisses herself during one of the Utah sectional wads, skip to 3:16 for the action.

Here's a preview:

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And the cleanup:
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Why don't ANYC and B-BOYYYYY! just hire on at one of the other @fit boxes in VB?
Shitty employees. Barky did next to nothing in terms of coaching and B-Boi has burnt bridges on both coasts. They want to run shit and be in charge but both have nigger credit and no cash. I heard rumors about a trust fund, but it must be in monthly dribbles because neither of them could come up with enough to do shit in VaBeach. (like 3-4k would have gotten them going) Fuck them both..
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Yes I Have Balls wrote:
WildGorillaMan wrote:
kitosho wrote:Image


this is truly elite-level posterior chain development.

I think that's my favorite this week, too.
I agree, but mostly because of the hope of unwrapping the huge sweater puppies I suspect she's sportin'
Check the mirror, nigga.
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That tattooed girl has meth and HepC written all over her. I actually had something akin to a flashback when her pic popped up.

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coop wrote:
Yes I Have Balls wrote:
WildGorillaMan wrote:
kitosho wrote:Image


this is truly elite-level posterior chain development.

I think that's my favorite this week, too.
I agree, but mostly because of the hope of unwrapping the huge sweater puppies I suspect she's sportin'
Check the mirror, nigga.

That was my poorly worded point! :rock:

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Grandpa's Spells wrote:
GoDogGo! wrote:I don't get why so many are hating on that tattooed woman in the pink. Probably a little crazy but she's pretty cute and has a nice body.
It looks like she doing carbon copies of trailergirl's tattoos, down to the Mexican skulls on the quads. Pretty creepy.

And very not hot. That girl is not turning any heads in RL.
Who's trailergirl?
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Paddy O'Furniture wrote:For those of you into, ahem, "alternate" andro lifestyles:
Miranda "Quadzilla" Oldroyd literally pisses herself during one of the Utah sectional wads, skip to 3:16 for the action.

Here's a preview:

Image


And the cleanup:
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*unzips*
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Yes I Have Balls wrote:Image
WOW

Not only did she fall out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down, but once she hit bottom she started gnawing on the roots.
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Takafumi wrote:Image
Meow that pussy cat is hot. Me fucking ow.
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Fucking hell woman, looking good.
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I didn't know who Liz hatch was before now, but I suddenly want to know more.
Yikes.

And someone, please, tell us who the tattooed trailer girl is. I know she's trashy; she is drinking Coors Light in those pics. If she had any sense or respect at all, she'd be cradling a Natty.
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tatooed hoag is almost undoable, even under the veil of too much tequila laced with viagra, but for one thing:

Pole vaulting into her brown eye and getting video of her tonsil-flossing with the fudgeman would be a thing of beauty.

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Holy sweet merciful gorilla jesus!
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You'll Hurt Your Back

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Even better.

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Re: The couch thread

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Attention @fit lurkers. Please take note when Liz fucks herself up it isn't intentional, stupid attention-whoring bullshit like "kipping" pullups and "thruster" blisters or "rhabdo."
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Takafumi wrote:Attention @fit lurkers. Please take note when Liz fucks herself up it isn't intentional, stupid attention-whoring bullshit like "kipping" pullups and "thruster" blisters or "rhabdo."
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Your douchefit comments of the day, both courtesy of one Dylan Gautreaux:
Dylan Gautreaux CrossFit Fxtx No fitness industry in the world has had the amount of impact on its community than CrossFit has. CrossFitters would die for their sport! Just one more WOD!!!
Dylan Gautreaux CrossFit Fxtx Its so interesting to look at CrossFitters info on facebook. Crossfitters are more motivated, inspired, confident, and overall more fitness driven than anybody!

Jennifer Tiller
Completely true!!! Sarah and I say that it's like a cult!

Dylan Gautreaux CrossFit Fxtx
It is! A cult is like minded people all trying to reach 1 goal! That's what we're doing. Its for good tho. A "good" cult.

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