Please note the rule about ex-@fitters.lasalle wrote:Fuck you, rabble rouser. We are a society of like minded individuals on a spiritual quest to find the pure truth. And pictures of semi-nude andro broads.The Unflushable DEATHTURD wrote: 8 out of 10-- IGx is officially a cult.
The couch thread
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"Liberalism is arbitrarily selective in its choice of whose dignity to champion." Adrian Vermeule
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Instead of teaching this guy properly, the take his picture and put it on their website. They should be ashamed of themselves charging this guy $150 per month for this shit. He does however, have takticul footwear.


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Like eight guys fucking nine guys:
http://board.crossfit.com/showthread.ph ... post736889Re: Help! I'm too buff for my own good!
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I find the situation worsens sometimes. When I am meeting new people, it is generally on the weekend, on my cheat day. Thus, I am stuffing my face with pizza. So not only do the questions of "tell me what you do" come up, but I am hated almost immediately for being able to eat almost a whole pizza without it showing. When my dairy queen blizzard comes afterward is when I got some major problems on my hands. lol.
I'm not a bragadocious person and I really prefer very little attention, so in all honesty, I try to steer the conversation away from me as much as possible. Unless of course they really want help with their body and what not or are really interested in CF. And so my story begins.
Butttt, I have also been told by my cosmopolitan obsessed, starved friends that my arms are too butch. lol. My response: Yeah, too bad, I feel good and vital!!
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When I first saw this, I thought "Shit! Those guys are way too close together-what if the guy in the back drops a weighted bar on the other dude's head?!" Then I realized you can't do much cranial damage dropping a PVC pipe from 5 feet.Yes I Have Balls wrote:Instead of teaching this guy properly, the take his picture and put it on their website. They should be ashamed of themselves charging this guy $150 per month for this shit. He does however, have takticul footwear.
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Sometimes you take some bumps and bruises being an elite athlete.lasalle wrote:When I first saw this, I thought "Shit! Those guys are way too close together-what if the guy in the back drops a weighted bar on the other dude's head?!" Then I realized you can't do much cranial damage dropping a PVC pipe from 5 feet.
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You fuckers know WAY too much about assfit.
I feel like less of man b/c I know who Pat Barber is banging.
Thanks, and go fuck yourself.
I feel like less of man b/c I know who Pat Barber is banging.
Thanks, and go fuck yourself.
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ButterCupPowerRanch wrote:You fuckers know WAY too much about assfit.
I feel like less of man b/c I know who Pat Barber is banging.
Thanks, and go fuck yourself.
I think Tamaryn fucks Pat.
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@Fit Oahu, I want you to know how dissapointed in you. 200 pages of pics and this is all I get:












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It rings a bell 'cause the rickross shit has been posted here in the past. More than once. Fuckin noob, try to keep up.lasalle wrote:Oh, the fucking lulz. http://www.rickross.com/ is a treasure trove for cult and cult deprogramming information. See if any of this rings a bell. Let's start with:
CULT WARNING SIGNSTen warning signs of a potentially unsafe group/leader.
1. Absolute authoritarianism without meaningful accountability.
2. No tolerance for questions or critical inquiry.
3. No meaningful financial disclosure regarding budget, expenses such as an independently audited financial statement.
4. Unreasonable fear about the outside world, such as impending catastrophe, evil conspiracies and persecutions.
5. There is no legitimate reason to leave, former followers are always wrong in leaving, negative or even evil.
6. Former members often relate the same stories of abuse and reflect a similar pattern of grievances.
7. There are records, books, news articles, or television programs that document the abuses of the group/leader.
8. Followers feel they can never be "good enough".
9. The group/leader is always right.
10. The group/leader is the exclusive means of knowing "truth" or receiving validation, no other process of discovery is really acceptable or credible.
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Ok, I can't listen to couch's drunken babble so I will go with the guy who looks like he could do a push up without going to his knees.Re: Crossfit Vs. P90X
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All one has to do is listen to both an infomercial of Tony Horton and an "At The Chalkboard" with Greg Glassman.
The differences in their demeanor reveal the differences in their approaches at fitness.
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They're both gay, though.
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In all of couch's video's he has his head shaved. Yet in almost all of the 'unflattering' pictures, he hasn't had a haircut in months. So he goes on several month benders, then dries out and cuts his hair before being seen in public.
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fuck it. It didn't work.
fuck it. It didn't work.
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Someone recently told couch that going bald made him look older. So in an effort to attract hot wives of former Navy SEALS, couch let the hair grow to a full, curly mane.
The result? Bagged the ex-SEAL's wife and a ton of loot.
Plus the hair kind of completes the whole "mad-drunken genius" look; don't you think?
The result? Bagged the ex-SEAL's wife and a ton of loot.
Plus the hair kind of completes the whole "mad-drunken genius" look; don't you think?
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Or just the mad drunk look. Lacking in genius.Sofa King wrote:Someone recently told couch that going bald made him look older. So in an effort to attract hot wives of former Navy SEALS, couch let the hair grow to a full, curly mane.
The result? Bagged the ex-SEAL's wife and a ton of loot.
Plus the hair kind of completes the whole "mad-drunken genius" look; don't you think?
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Wow...Hawaii is really taking stupid to a new level. You have 3 silly workouts on Saturday, 2 that are "for time" and one that requires doing a set number of reps unbroken. Another "skill session" (guffaw!) on Sunday, then this shit:
I think the goal is to break down as many of their "athletes" as possible to ensure none can win the Gaymes.WOD 5 (Sunday) "The Gauntlet"
30 min time limit. Athlete with the highest number rounds of Cindy at the end wins.
"Jackie"
1000M Row
50 Thrusters (45# Men/ 30# Women)
30 Pull-ups
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"Karabell"
10 rounds
3 Snatches (135# Men/85# Women)
15 Wall Ball (20# @ 10 foot target/16# @ 8 foot target Women)
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AMRAP of "Cindy" in the remaining 30 minutes
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My WOD suggestion of Russian Roulette: 6 rounds, for time may yet become a reality on the mainpage.
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Fixed.Confused wrote:Or just the mad drunk look. Lacking in penis.Sofa King wrote:Someone recently told couch that going bald made him look older. So in an effort to attract hot wives of former Navy SEALS, couch let the hair grow to a full, curly mane.
The result? Bagged the ex-SEAL's wife and a ton of loot.
Plus the hair kind of completes the whole "mad-drunken genius" look; don't you think?
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Oh boy, another installment of "at the barstool...er, chalkboard".
WTF...these things get more and more incoherent every time.
http://media.crossfit.com/cf-video/Cros ... ingPRE.mov

WTF...these things get more and more incoherent every time.
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Did he really say "It's more like a birthday party than a physics class"?ButterCupPowerRanch wrote:Oh boy, another installment of "at the barstool...er, chalkboard".
WTF...these things get more and more incoherent every time.
http://media.crossfit.com/cf-video/Cros ... ingPRE.mov
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Yes, and training someone should be fun and joyous or some shit like that. There are no answers to Pudding's questions. Just pay for your L1 Cert and then go throw a party for your new trainees.JohnnyBadAss wrote:Did he really say "It's more like a birthday party than a physics class"?ButterCupPowerRanch wrote:Oh boy, another installment of "at the barstool...er, chalkboard".
WTF...these things get more and more incoherent every time.
http://media.crossfit.com/cf-video/Cros ... ingPRE.mov
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You motherfuckers now I have to go watch this shit.
LOL
Holy fucking shit.
You know every fucking @fitter that gets hurt after seeing these videos fucking deserves it.
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Holy fucking shit.
You know every fucking @fitter that gets hurt after seeing these videos fucking deserves it.
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Oh fuck yes.Yes I Have Balls wrote:
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Boney.."All right, I'm gonna role play here, I'm a level 1 trainer...gotta buddy...we've worked out in the past...he's a good friend...he squats like crap...what do I do...how do I balance those contra...(confused look)L-T wrote:Yes, and training someone should be fun and joyous or some shit like that. There are no answers to Pudding's questions. Just pay for your L1 Cert and then go throw a party for your new trainees.JohnnyBadAss wrote:Did he really say "It's more like a birthday party than a physics class"?ButterCupPowerRanch wrote:Oh boy, another installment of "at the barstool...er, chalkboard".
WTF...these things get more and more incoherent every time.
http://media.crossfit.com/cf-video/Cros ... ingPRE.mov
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Cosh: (as usual interrupts Boney) "I-I-I-I don't have good answers there...and....I also....I-I-don't think that the training art and skill lies in the uh.....pause.....necessarily better answers to....the problems that challenge all (slurring and bracing self on chalkboard) 'coshes' I think, I think there what is needed is not better technical knowledge but appreciation and attitude and a sense of fun and enjoyment and celebration and little spirit of art or errr...and exertion...uhhh achievement that you know - you want a birthday party than a physics class.
Well there you have it. Translated: I am too fucked up to think about this...wouldn't you rather party than talk about this shit all the time? Fuck I need a drink. When's Alison coming?
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